Alright so she is my girl friend, but she might not be the brightest crayon in the box.

I like my privacy. My biggest pet peeve is people coming over un-announced. She used to do this before, I hated it. I told her before, do not come over without telling me first, I thought we had it all figured out.

I told her specifically, do not come over on game days, yet today she sends me texts asking me to come over, I say no, yet she fucking comes over anyways.

seriously though, anyone ever experience this?

Nope.

Beat her to a pulp!

I don't think that indicates stupidity necessarily, but definitely a lack of regard for your privacy. And yeah, stupidity too. If she doesn't get it, maybe you need to find someone who can remember basic boundaries.

Show her who's the boss, maybe smack her 'round a bit. Or just slam the door in her face when she comes over unannounced. Yeah, that should do it.

Or piss inside of her

Spunk in her shoes, she'll get the message.

My idea is better :[

Could she have been checking up on you? Is she jealous, paranoid, or is there reason to suspect you're cheating?

so let her sit in your lap and tell her to behave what is the fucking problem?

You sound pretty uptight man. What's the big deal about coming over unanounced?

get her to blow you if she comes over unannounced on game days

why cant she just watch the game with you?
you sound like a shit boyfriend

what kind of game days? please tell me your not passing up sex with your gf to play fucking warcraft or something.

Are you stupid?

She sounds like she just wants to be around you. What's so bad about your girlfriend showing up unannouced? Unless you have Kinky no Pants Beat my Meat to some Asian Porn Fridays or something. Jesus lighten up. What could be better then a girl showing up on gameday? Get her to bring you some beer, make you a sandwich, and tell her the deal is everytime you team scores she has to do some sexual favour for you. She sounds like she just wants to be included so INCLUDE HER.

I like my alone time.

I give my girl friend notices on when I want to be alone.

She knows that if she comes over anyway I'm not catering to her.

If I'm playing Call of Duty during my alone time then it has priority.

It's not neglect. If you tell her not to come over on certain days but she insists you better make it clear you can't pay attention to her. If she can't handle entertaining herself and bitches and moans about it then it's her fault.

Luckily my girlfriend knows the rules.

She texted him asking if she should come over. He said "No, don't". She still came any way. That's just annoying. Like...its not like she just came over unannounced. He actually said DON'T COME OVER.

The way he wrote it made it sound like SHE wanted him to come to HER, but he refused so she showed up at his place. My mistake.

sex > COD

thats your fucking problem.

I would laugh if she has this thread bookmarked on her computer.

People relax and alleviate stress in different ways. I'm sure they have sex, but he wants some alone time. Who are you to judge what is acceptable?

P.S. Fuck you new arrival.