A couple of months ago I was at a party at this girl's house, and there were two guys there who both liked the girl. This of course created tension. So after everyone was pretty drunk, one of the guys pulled a knife on the other guy and challenged him to a fight. He got the knife snatched off him, so he preceded to beat the other guy's face into the road outside until it was cut up and bleeding. The winner has been with the girl ever since.


Give me some stories of guys fighting over girls.

Any girl who chooses a boyfriend based on physical prowess alone is a fucking moron. More so a girl who'd choose either of the guys who fought over her.

So this one time, me and my friend fought over this girl...

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Ok...that just about falls into our forum remit.

Of course the thread is open for girls to recount "Bitch Fights" as well.

Me? Off the top of my head and it wasn't quite a fight: When I met Mrs Ketch, she had a large number of male admirers. One of them couldn't get with the program and decided he was coming over one night to win her back.

I went across to our neighbour, a chef, and borrowed a knife ( (yeah, yeah I'm old school 'guns for show, knives for a pro').. Then when Mr.Wannabe Lover came calling , he and I went outside for a little chat.

Luckily he listened to reason and was overwhelmed by the logic of my arguments so my knife got to stay in my back pocket and he got to grow older and meet a nice girl.

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lololol.

That's fucking awesome.

That's a great story and all, but where's the fighting?

Once I split a bottle of tequila with some broad and snogged her after I puked all over everything. Actually that was my first kiss. But yeah she had a boyfriend who was talking a lot of shit, but for some reason I've never bumped into him, and he certainly hasnt come looking for me. I wonder why?

'cause you'll puke on him???

I got a story.

my friend, we'll call him S, is a typical jerk and basically everyone hates him kuz he touches you inappropriately and has stupid over the top jokes. However, i knew him since the 4th grade and knew him differently from many people, but even then he was a bit of a douche. anyways toward the end of freshmen year a girl named V changed schools and came to our school. I heard of V but didnt really meet her till the end up summer when S introduced me at the movie theaters. I don't know how it happened but I got her screen name on aim, and we chatted. everyone knew S had a crush on her, so immediately i asked if she like him in a very straight forward manner. She told me he was more of a friend, and didnt like him. we talked a few more times and about two weeks into school I asked her who she liked. She told me she liked me, I asked kuz I was curious if she had feelings for S. At this time i was already flirting and talking with two other girls, one in canada(i live in Cali), and one a year younger than me who knew me from 8th grade. Anyways, I thought about it, and S was not the cutest nor ugliest (they were all pretty) and not the smartest [they all did well in school], but she fell into about all the middle categories. She was pretty cute and pretty much the most convenient, meaning I could see her the most often. well, we dated for a few weeks and about a month into our relationship she decided to break it off, I was pretty sad. The next day at school around 4th period my friend asked me about a fight. Seems like a lot of people knew about the fight even though I didnt. Anyways, S was about 180 pounds, and a wrestler, but not very athletic and had about 3 inches on me. I was about 130 pounds, so I would of probably got my ass kicked. I couldnt really back out of the fight kuz there were a bunch of gangsters around me who egged on the fight. I didnt want to fight kuz I was pretty depressed that me and the girl stop seeing each other, but I showed up at the basketball court. we exchanged a few words, and he told me to hit him first acting tough, he almost grabbed me a few times, but couldnt get a grip. I was faster than he was, and when he didnt get a good grip I hit him in the stomach or got out of it somehow. After a while trying to wrestle me, it kind of made him look bad infront of the crowd because he couldnt really do much. anyways, his friend told him to leave, and grab a bite... and they left. As I walked back to school with a few of my friends, I caught up with V who was leaving school at the time. She told me she heard about the fight, and we grabbed a bite to eat with my friends. We later on went to my friends house, where we dry humped and where i felt her up. we dated again for two months, and decided it was best that we become friends, however we hung out with different crowds and I hated her friends, so eventually I hated her and stopped talking to her within a month of the break up.

long gay story.
i've been jumped by three guys kuz of another girl, but i never dated her or got with her, it's because I gave her advice and was meddling in a broken relationship.

yeh this wassnt interesting but i wanted to get it out there... so I'd have 4 hours to sleep before i go off to class.

What if he didn't? Would you have stabbed him? Waited for him to stab you first? What was the plan?

He was a martial artist, infact he went on to become an official government bodyguard if I remember rightly.

The first stab would have been clean in and out, somewhere none lethal. So would the second if he still wasn't listening. Everyone has the right to the odd stupidity spasm.

Which is a REALLY STOOOPID thing to do. DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME, CHILDREN. Pussy footing around will get you killed but it's the way I am.

The third would have killed him.

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Jack, you are my hero

Well actually I use to do a lot of dumb shit back then, like playing murder in the dark and shit. He could've decked me no problems, but I just give off the crazy vibe

has nothing to do with sa but whatever.. random bitch fight

my first day of work at a new job... i stop by mcdonalds to get some coffee before work and it was a school day so there was a bunch of little h.s kids there. i go in and there's a big crowd of ghetto girls standing around. i say 'excuse me' and they don't move, so i walk right through them. as i walk away they say shit like "rude, bitch... stupid hoe" etc.. so i walk back up to them and say "excuse me, what did u just say?" they stay quite so i walk away again.

1 girl yells out "i called you a bitch!" i walk up to her face and start yelling. she starts it off by pushing me down to the floor and pulling my hair with both hands. then all her friends start kicking me and pulling my hair too. i hate it that a girls first instinct is to pull hair! so i have all the bitches surrounding me while i'm on the floor they're kicking and pulling my hair...i'm small, but i actually know how to fight.. so i released the bitch off my hair and kicked her in the ribs so she falls down. the other girls were distracted by this so i was able to throw them off too.

the 1 girl starts coming at me again so i pull some ufc shit by pulling her down by the neck and kneeing her in the face. the employees tried to get to us, but the crowd was stopping them. more girls started coming at me... i speared 1.. but there were too many, so i started throwing trays and hitting them with it. some employees finally get a hold of some of us, and they hold me back and try to hold back the other bitches too. there was so much goin on it was crazy... someone was pulling my hair and kicking me.. i managed to release myself from the guy, and the brawl got bigger. at this point

i was throwing chairs and whatever i could find bc there were just too many ppl. some people outside ran in to get their friends out and the fight ended. the 1st bitch disappeared and the rest ran off. i ran outside to chase them but some left on bikes. some other kids (i guess classmates?) were trying to stop me and kept apologizing, telling me she's just crazy and starts fights everywhere she goes. there was no fighting just yelling. i was screaming at them trying to find out where this bitch lives. the manager comes out yelling that he was gonna call the police. i just got in my car and left. should have gone to the drive-thru.


*edited by jackketch cos I should have gone to SpecSavers. Paragraphed roughly but I have not attempted to correct the grammar/punctuation as I felt that that might ruin the 'pathos' of the piece.

All that at 8am haha, nice one

nah, i was a waitress.. and it was a friday after all the kids got out of school.. so u know they were all riled up

I use to date an exchange student from Switzerland named Fabian. When he was in Canada he was well behaved. The exchange program had rules and most were punished by shipping him home. So I never saw he get violent or angry.

After he went back home we continued to date for about six months and I even went to Switzerland to visit him. It was then I found out he was a curb stomping Nazi.

We went to a bar and it was packed so Fabian showed me to the only open seat and sat me down with a bunch of other people. He stood behind me while we drank. But it got rowdy and some guy bumped into Fabian. I didn't see this but I definately felt Fabian's beer run down my back. I turn around to watch Fabian cold cock this guy in the mouth, knocking him down. I've never seen him do anything like that. So I stood up and started shouting and when my English didn't work I switched to German.

"Nien Fabian! NIEN!" Fabian's friends pushed me back and told me to sit down. They ended taking the guy and his buddies outside and beating the shit out of them. I just sat and ordered more beers.

i lol'd hard.

Pretty much that, and swearing was all I knew in German.

It's spelt 'nein'.

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