totse.com | Walked in on roommate whacking it

Machoman411 · #1 2008-12-11, 21:23

Totse, I just walked in on my roommate as he was vigorously masturbating. I was coming back from class to drop off my books and do some laundry, and I open the door and there he is, pants down and trying to cover his crotch up with his jacket. I lol'd inside and looked away and put my stuff down and got my laundry and left.

You ever walk in on anyone masturbating?

The Return · #2 2008-12-11, 21:27

Yeah and sometimes they didn't stop, you know, it feels so good you they didn't even give a fuck. They sure were real nice to me the day after it happened, obviously didn't want me to talk about it. I did. I laughed when his "engagement" ring had disappeared a few weeks later. I heard his girlfriend got gangbanged.

Jack- · #3 2008-12-11, 21:44

my parents walked in on me while I was having phone sex. They flipped the lights and were like, what are you doing?

"jerking off what the fuck does it look like?"

"..."

"get the fuck out!"

and we never talked about it again.

incongruous · #4 2008-12-12, 00:48

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my parents walked in on me while I was having phone sex. They flipped the lights and were like, what are you doing?

"jerking off what the fuck does it look like?"

"..."

"get the fuck out!"

and we never talked about it again.

They ought to slap you silly for using that kind of language!

Chuck N0rris · #5 2008-12-12, 00:54

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my parents walked in on me while i was having phone sex. They flipped the lights and were like, what are you doing?

"nothing mommy nothing!"

"..."

*dad comes in with belt*
(insert severe beating here)

and we never talked about it again.

fixed.

Jizzmeister · #6 2008-12-12, 01:01

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fixed.

I lol'd

resmeplz · #7 2008-12-12, 01:05

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I lol'd

this.

fux0rz · #8 2008-12-12, 01:13

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this.

that.

JustAnotherAsshole · #9 2008-12-12, 02:01

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this.

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that.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/obit/arafat/gfx/titlephoto.jpg

delerium tremens · #10 2008-12-12, 02:19

When I was in cuba I was sharing a room with a queer and a larger lout. We figured out how to unlock the loo from outside while we had company. Long story short the lager lout was curled up in a fetal position with 10-15 bredders cracking up around him.

Other than that, my sister caught me once or twice, and I've seen multiple people wanking in the same room, and one guy who would wank in public places while telling everyone his dick was just itchy. Really really itchy. Boys schools fucking suck.

shade of strange · #11 2008-12-12, 02:28

female roommate walked in on me jerking it to some newgrounds shit. She started chatting. I finished up. she seemed peculiarly unperturbed by the fact.

midnightrider384 · #12 2008-12-12, 03:16

Not me personally, but a couple years ago there was a fat kid who was jerking it during study hall.

Probably 5'5, and at least 180. This guy was a fucking beach ball.

Anyway, he was jacking it during study hall and our teacher went up to him and said "Listen [Insert name here], I realize that your 13 and your hormones are raging, but there's a time and a place for everything. Go the the bathroom and finish up, and then come back here and study."

I'd never lol'd so hard in my life.

sevenTwo · #13 2008-12-12, 03:37

you know, jerking off is a very natural thing. we all know we do it. just don't do it publicly. he didn't do it publicly (good for him) and you rudely interrupted his private time (shame on you).

moral of the story: knock before you enter.

alexander224 · #14 2008-12-12, 03:45

I have never walked in on someone masturbating.

Mantikore · #15 2008-12-12, 05:05

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2106381

i poop in your cereal · #16 2008-12-12, 05:24

I had a friend once who would masturbate whether you were in the room or not.

I don't like him anymore.

tvbdude · #17 2008-12-12, 06:31

I was in jail and I woke up in the middle of the night with an erection. I grabbed some toilet paper and jack off into it. After I'm done jacking off, I heard my cellmate mutter "you need a woman!"

Chichi · #18 2008-12-12, 06:47

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Totse, I just walked in on my roommate as he was vigorously masturbating. I was coming back from class to drop off my books and do some laundry, and I open the door and there he is, pants down and trying to cover his crotch up with his jacket. I lol'd inside and looked away and put my stuff down and got my laundry and left.

Bet you loved that, didn't you?

Machoman411 · #19 2008-12-12, 06:54

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Bet you loved that, didn't you?

Not attracted to him, actually.

Lockie666 · #20 2008-12-12, 08:23

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Not attracted to him, actually.

But you still decided to suck his cock.

Unregistered · #21 2008-12-12, 08:31

The polite thing to do would be to help him finish.

818DojaSmoka · #22 2008-12-12, 10:00

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moral of the story: knock before you enter.

You don't knock on your own fucking door, numbnuts.

captain_pants · #23 2008-12-12, 12:50

I looled at "vigorously masturbating"/

I use that term all the time

fux0rz · #24 2008-12-12, 16:22

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I looled at "vigorously masturbating"/

I use that term all the time

my personal favorite is 'ferociously masturbating.'

VegetaRobGT · #25 2008-12-12, 19:02

I stayed at this dudes place- and in the bedroom i was in I made a habit of jerking off like 3 times a day just so I could spread splooge over the entire floor and then i left.

Fetus-Smasher · #26 2008-12-12, 22:32

I usually turn to CSPAN chanel while beating it. Stimulating.