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Reinvent Yourself Self improvement through diet, physical and mental exercise, body-building, surgery, chemical introduction, life extension, tattooing, piercing, scarification and smart drugs. Medicine, and other body related topics also belong here.

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Old 2008-12-11, 21:15
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Default How do I improve my goofy face [w/pic]

Ok I was hoping to get a vote to start with

1 :do the world a favour and die

to

10: i want to have sex with you and have your abortion


But I really need ideas to not look so goofy and fugly looking.. ie grow a beard,get a certain haircut, body jewelry, something!

I need others opinions

Obviously Im not doing a good job and the people I know are too nice to tell me the truth.

So I turn to Totse because you all are hateful honest bastards!


Oh heres the pic:

http://bayimg.com/JamidAaBG


Try not masterbating to all the sexy flowing from it!
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Old 2008-12-11, 21:23
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Grow a beard. It helps define your face and helps weak jaw lines.

Other than that you're face is not too goofy.

on a 1-10, i'd put you at a 7.

(coming from a straight male)
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Old 2008-12-11, 21:37
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Default Re: How do I improve my goofy face [w/pic]

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(coming from a straight male)
My ass.
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Old 2008-12-11, 22:27
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Default Re: How do I improve my goofy face [w/pic]

Also coming from a straight male secure in his sexuality: I think you're good looking. You have pretty eyes. However, you also have a really long face and I think that is what gives it whatever goofiness you think you're seeing. To make a long face look shorter you should try to grow a full beard like the poster above me said. The current facial hair style you have isn't totally working for you because you have a wide chin, and the goatee is too square for your already squarish features. So yah, I'd either grow a full beard or just try losing all facial hair and going for the clean cut look.

Talk to a (really) professional hair stylist... they should have some better advice for you.
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Old 2008-12-11, 22:29
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Grow a beard. It helps define your face and helps weak jaw lines.

Other than that you're face is not too goofy.

on a 1-10, i'd put you at a 7.

(coming from a straight male)
You want to have but sekz with me?

No just playing thank you, thinking that too I might give it a go.
You think a beard on a blonde guy doesnt look wierd though? I mean it comes out blonde on my face,like light blonde hairs,not the cool brown ones!

Side Note:

Also yes I am the same person,For those that dont believe my talent

in my post

I need to find it on the web : ''Nude pics of me online"
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Old 2008-12-11, 22:33
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Also coming from a straight male secure in his sexuality: I think you're good looking. You have pretty eyes. However, you also have a really long face and I think that is what gives it whatever goofiness you think you're seeing. To make a long face look shorter you should try to grow a full beard like the poster above me said. The current facial hair style you have isn't totally working for you because you have a wide chin, and the goatee is too square for your already squarish features. So yah, I'd either grow a full beard or just try losing all facial hair and going for the clean cut look.

Talk to a (really) professional hair stylist... they should have some better advice for you.
Thank you you are dead on,i should of posted that.

I do have a long face and big forehead and i have those like indentures on the side of my forehead which just look wierd, and a weak chin.


Thanks you are keen on observation, make a fucking good cop!
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Old 2008-12-11, 22:44
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You don't look goofy.
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Old 2008-12-12, 00:22
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Instead of "fixing your face" maybe you should get some xanax to fix that social anxiety
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Old 2008-12-12, 01:02
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Instead of "fixing your face" maybe you should get some xanax to fix that social anxiety
Yes I should!

I know most of it is negative self-image,but for the flaws I do have that others can see I would like to change,short of plastic surgery since Im a broke.
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Old 2008-12-12, 02:32
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I suggest a hammer to your cheeks.
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