totse.com | Best things written on a bathroom stal

Sister Fister · #1 2008-12-11, 21:00

I just started grafitting this one stal at school
so far all i wrote was shit like "fuck niggers" and dicks and boobs and stuff.

Whats some funnier stuff?

crazymofojon1 · #2 2008-12-11, 21:02

blaze weed 420 and shit like that at the adult learning center

needmoney · #3 2008-12-11, 21:05

Today at college I saw:

"Insert rude comments about Andrew Sachs' granddaughter here"

That was fucking brilliant.

Another one I saw was:

"Don't panic" , and underneath that it said:

"(in large friendly letters)"

I lol'd.

Sister Fister · #4 2008-12-11, 21:05

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Originally Posted by crazymofojon1 View Post

blaze weed 420 and shit like that at the adult learning center

oh yeah

i wrote smoke weed before school on it too.
But thats it.

ductape · #5 2008-12-11, 21:09

The best one i say was "I shit here" on the wall and it had an arrow coming from the text and led to the toilet seat.

romulan · #6 2008-12-11, 21:11

You should hit that stall up with some riddles and insightful ponderings.

PirateJoe · #7 2008-12-11, 21:11

Written small on the inside of the stall door so they have to lean forward to read it: "You are now sitting at a 45 degree angle"

zuperxtreme · #8 2008-12-11, 21:32

I read the other day.

"Cagá feliz,
cagá contento,
pero la puta madre,
cagá adentro"

Made me smirk.

TRANSLATION FROM MOONSPEAK:

Shit happy,
shit content,
but god damn it,
shit in it

bah.. loses the magic when it's translated

TheVizier · #9 2008-12-11, 21:52

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Originally Posted by zuperxtreme View Post

I read the other day.

"Cagá feliz,
cagá contento,
pero la puta madre,
cagá adentro"

Holy shit, I've seen that written in some shady bars here, too.

Another one:

"Si la verga te anda llevando,
ten mucho cuidado
No te vaya agarrar cagando"

Again, not cool if translated.

Midge · #10 2008-12-11, 22:34

Not the best, but perhaps the most perplexing I've come across was :

"Who needs eyelashes but eyes?"

"Moses fucked me last week...I think."

Two different occasions, but still bizarre.

superspeedz · #11 2008-12-11, 22:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Fister View Post

I just started grafitting this one stal at school
so far all i wrote was shit like "fuck niggers" and dicks and boobs and stuff.

Whats some funnier stuff?

Enjoy the splash up your ass (toilet with high water level).

Lost in Kanuckistan · #12 2008-12-11, 22:45

Some come here to sit and think.

I come here to shit and stink.

Midge · #13 2008-12-11, 22:49

OFF TOPIC :

Stephen Kings collection of Short Stories (Everything's Eventual, I wanna say ) actually has a short story in that's just this guy who collects and logs all the things written in bathrooms that he finds funny/insightful. Interesting read.

Relevant - not really. Just felt like putting it out there.

ªÞe× · #14 2008-12-11, 22:53

Fuck off cuntface.

pyroman5000 · #15 2008-12-11, 23:14

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Originally Posted by crazymofojon1 View Post

blaze weed 420 and shit like that at the adult learning center

You drugfags and your affinity for putting '420' on everything irritate the hell out of me. Especially those who dress up their gamer tags with that crap. How original.

Sonofjango615 · #16 2008-12-11, 23:43

it was once scrawled on my bathroom at Home Depot where I work:

"Stacy sucks dicks"
"yours too?"
"that whore!"

sillysam · #17 2008-12-12, 00:00

Amongst the expected "i fucked here hurr hur", in college today i found one true gem.

It was quite simply, "Toy Story 2 was ok!"

For some reason made me lol.

I've also gotten into the habit of scrawling "You just lost The Game".

On that topic, sorry guys, but everyone reading this, including me, just lost the game.

I've noticed an influx of http://failurecasca.de/wp-content/uploads/awesome_med.png on toilet doors around college aswell.

infidelguy · #18 2008-12-12, 00:04

Jesus saves, moses invests

SHARP · #19 2008-12-12, 00:25

How about -"I'm too stupid to think up anything funny, so I'll just vandalize the stall instead..."?

Or how about -"This could have been something really meaningful and witty, but due to the fact that my IQ matches my shoe size, you'll have to make do with this retarded shit instead!"?

Or maybe -"The irony of this is, that when I grow up I won't amount to anything more than being the guy who removes writing from the walls of toilet stalls."?

Well, there's three for ya'...

Sonofjango615 · #20 2008-12-12, 00:37

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Originally Posted by sillysam View Post

Amongst the expected "i fucked here hurr hur", in college today i found one true gem.

It was quite simply, "Toy Story 2 was ok!"

For some reason made me lol.

sam, that was a freference to a Demitri Martin joke. look it up, he's quite funny, IMO.

hollywood undead 420 · #21 2008-12-12, 01:01

above the urinals i like to write

"why are you looking up here, the JOKE is in your hands"

its fucking great

LSA King · #22 2008-12-12, 01:12

Best quote I read was in the army at the range in a port-o-shitter that read:

"In the army I will never be free until I fuck the army like the armys fucked me"

I live my life by that for now until I'm out as its as real as it gets lol.

cocacola14 · #23 2008-12-12, 03:08

"I jacked off in here"
"I pissed on the handle"

ObsdianZ · #24 2008-12-12, 03:42

Plenty of white supremacy, racism, gay bashing, and the like. Standard fare.

"Arts Degrees" pointing to the toilet paper; seen in the bathroom of the BioSci building on campus.

The absolute best one I've come across:

This is the original message
http://i34.tinypic.com/2ljlv15.jpg

Then someone came along...
http://i37.tinypic.com/w0s3rl.jpg

*ObZ

whocares123 · #25 2008-12-12, 03:44

Before the election:

"fuck obama"

crossed out to say:

"fuck mccain"

crossed out to say:

"fuck nigga (obama)"

Habanero · #26 2008-12-12, 03:46

a little T chart thing that said "put a tally mark if you think [insert name] is gay" with a bunch of tally marks pre-written in

that was a while ago, but I still lol'd

Ed Lister · #27 2008-12-12, 03:46

On the toilet paper dispenser with an arrow pointing down...

"Here. Take an Art Degree."

Lol

purpleshirted eyestabber · #28 2008-12-12, 04:17

do one like in dumb and dumber how it says like be here for some hot loving on this date or whatever

Ed Lister · #29 2008-12-12, 04:19

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Originally Posted by purpleshirted eyestabber View Post

do one like in dumb and dumber how it says like be here for some hot loving on this date or whatever

yea dat wud b awesum how funny if some1 actually did it!1 llulz

Mantikore · #30 2008-12-12, 05:02

on the paper dispenser at university there was
"pull here for arts degrees"

also i would one day want to write

"hey, were out of paper in here!" in shit

or photoshop this image

http://onlymoments.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/the_thinker.jpg

with a toilet

or do something like http://www.noveltp.com/gallery/images/bite_me_toilet_300.jpgthis

captain_pants · #31 2008-12-12, 12:34

I've seen graffitti arguments.

graphite · #32 2008-12-12, 14:44

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Originally Posted by 2unl2 View Post

someone wrote "Jesus saves"

then below it someone else wrote "he passes to moses, he shoots, HE SCORES!"

Wow that's great someone should make it into a t-shirt or something.

On the bathroom wall at work someone keeps writing "boats & hoes" after whoever cleans the restroom removes it. It's kind of difficult to read, and it doesn't really make sense, so for clarification someone wrote "what?" under it about a week ago, and now there is a hand drawn picture of a boat and a hoe.

Also seen written on the TP dispenser at school before "This is worth about as much as your degree from University of..."

brotherinarms · #33 2008-12-12, 15:22

on the stall door it said

"don't go in here its not worth it"

I was confused to say the least

twinrage · #34 2008-12-12, 19:21

"If you piss here you're a faggot."
"A pedo sat down here."

Iehovah · #35 2008-12-12, 19:31

Personally, I prefer:

(on the toilet seat) You CAN catch AIDs from toilet seats!

Floydian Goatboy · #36 2008-12-12, 20:16

"It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't be raped. The only way they realized they needed to wake up was a note or a sign found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up"

Written neatly on both sides.

needmoney · #37 2008-12-12, 20:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2unl2 View Post

someone wrote "Jesus saves"

then below it someone else wrote "he passes to moses, he shoots, HE SCORES!"

That is just fucking brilliant.

Von Bass · #38 2008-12-12, 20:57

'I fuck arses'

I also once saw someone had written out a poem on shakespearian sonnet format in a motorway service station. It was rather neatly done, and made slightly more interesting reading.

PlentyofTorrents.com · #39 2008-12-12, 21:10

I saw one that said.

"I suck cock for bus fare and then I walk home"

or

"I installed wireless cameras in here"

DoctorDoom · #40 2008-12-12, 22:32

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

Old, but still one of my favorites.