Here's something Zonko and I found on the Retro Rides forum.

It'll make your legs clamp shut and they'll never open again, not even for sex or pissing.

http://briskoda.net/motorsport-discussio....me-pics/129912/

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http://tinyurl.com/6rvxpu

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6408/rs0191gk1.jpg

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I get to quote myself because I'm psychic.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK! :(

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6408/rs0191gk1.jpg

He looks like he shaves regularly. Not a man, even with an exposed testicle.

He looks like he shaves regularly. Not a man, even with an exposed testicle.

Are you kidding me? He's the baddest motherfucker ever. He's teabagging his own sack.

You have just ruined dinner for me. Bastard.

But seriously, that's actually pretty scary...how it can actually pop someone's balls out.

He looks like he shaves regularly.

It's quite a common practice to make a wounded area that need surgery to be hair-free.

Are you kidding me? He's the baddest motherfucker ever. He's teabagging his own sack.

That is absolutely hilarious. You made me snort coffee on my keyboard

It's pronounced "seat belt."

Not when it's race car style it isn't.

Are you kidding me? He's the baddest motherfucker ever. He's teabagging his own sack.

I laughed like a tiny bitch when I read that. I'm not sure of that pic I posted was related at all to the OP's link, but I assumed it was about the same incident.


Not when it's race car style it isn't.


This.

It's pronounced "seat belt."

Twat.

and harness also have to have the back parts mounted above where they touch your shoulder, or else it could fuck em up pretty bad.

to me a seatbelt is standard in every car, and a harness is something in a race car, (i.e. 4-point harness)

Patient - "Doctor, I daren't look.. whats the damage?"
Doctor - "Well, I think you'll be due a term in a mental health ward."
Patient - "How so..?"
Doctor - "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

Dahahahaha....

Hmm...

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^reminds me of Gord, from Freddy Got Fingered.