Originally Posted by fat_thighs

I went on one in highschool... last one I'll ever go on. My friends told me there was a cute chick who liked me, and gave me her number. I called her up and we made plans to meet up. I thought, if nothing else, I could get an easy fuck out of the deal and be done with it. I didn't drive at the time but she had a car, so she picks me up. She's chubby, but has a dollface, so I was willing to give it a chance. She says immediately before I even say hello "I know I have a weight problem. But I'm glad you showed up and if you don't mind I want to go see a movie with you". She locked the doors and started driving. Okay... right off the bat I could tell this girl is batshit insane. We go see Love Actually... not my choice, she was adamant that we go see it. She talks way too much the entire drive there, not even letting me respond. I just sat there looking at her, nodding, and trying not to look scared. She was talking about how she just wants a nice relationship and thinks love at first sight exists... and we're going to see Love fucking Actually. I don't want to fuck this girl, I just want to get back home at night safe and sound.

But she's driving (very fast and cutting people off, I buckled in and was actually sweating) so I figured I would have to reverse the roles and try to freak her out. I looked at her and said with a straight face "I'm into bondage. You know, leather and whips and shit". "REALLY?! ME TOO!!! ACTUALLY I HAVE A ROPE THAT I HAVEN'T USED WITH SOMEONE YET". Oooh noooo.... I can't win. She went on about that until we got there. She gave me a hug and tried to kiss me when we got out of the car, but I told her "Hey let's not go too fast" (only time i'll ever use that phrase). We go in the theatre and I realize that I'll be sitting with her for 2 hours. How the fuck could I get this crazy bitch to stop? Hmm... I buy a tub of popcorn and a soda for myself. Time to make an ass of myself. I load the popcorn up with butter. She watches me do this and says "Hey I can't have that much butter". "Oh you wanted some popcorn? This one is for me". Her face drops. She goes and buys herself a popcorn doesn't say anything until we're sitting down.

Before I could even make myself comfortable for the 2 hours of torture, she says "Hey let's cuddle, I'm cold!". I put my drink on the armrest between us and take a big handful of buttery, salty popcorn. "Maybe after the movie starts, I want to watch previews" I said with an entire mouth full of popcorn. She looks disgusted and shuts up for a while. The movie went on for a while, I was in uncomfortable silence watching an annoying love movie, and she was laughing like a banshee and looking at me every 5 seconds. She puts her head on my shoulder... now I panic a little bit but come up with a brilliant plan. I pretend to fall asleep. I put my head back, and after a few minutes start to snore. I feel her look at me but she puts her head back on my shoulder anyway. Right afterwards, I feel the popcorn on my lap move to the side... and then she starts rubbing my cock. Oh well, fuck it. I got a handjob while pretending to sleep. It took me a while to get hard because I was fucking hating life in my head. It was the least satisfying thing in the world. And there were people sitting in our row. She had her hand over the tip the entire time for when I came, which took probably 20 minutes. I was amazed that she kept going for that long. I don't know what she did with the cum in her hand... rather not think about it. I didn't eat anymore popcorn just in case. 5 minutes later I "woke up". I said "did I miss anything" and she looked at me with a face.

The movie ends after more uncomfortable silence. We walk around the mall, and she wants me to buy her a movie. "BUY ME THIS BUY ME THIS!!!" I told her we're not dating and I don't have to buy her shit. I threw subtlety out the window after that horrible experience. She gets pissed and starts yelling at me and making a scene. I wasn't going to put up with it anymore. So I told her I'll buy it, and to go look for something else while I go to the bathroom. She gets excited and starts running around the store. I exit the store and run for my fucking life out of the mall.

I run across the parking lot and sit at the bus stop (it had solid walls, so she wouldn't spot me, thank christ). It eventually came and I went home. I drank half of my dad's whiskey to try and forget the night ever happened. I fell asleep. Thank god it's over. No wait. In the middle of the night, my mom wakes me up and says "Umm... there's a girl here looking for you". FUCK. I stormed downstairs and shut the door and locked it. She didn't see me, but she starts screaming "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THAT." She sits on the porch for about an hour crying before she left. We turned out all the lights and pretended nobody was home. My parents thought I got drunk and fucked her or something, but I explained to them the next day what happened.

Never heard from or saw that girl again.

Originally Posted by ObsdianZ

Bahaha nice story .

I'd be a little freaked if she tracked me to my house...


*ObZ

Originally Posted by Kurzon

Apparently I'm going on one the week before Christmas and now I'm shitting myself...long story.

Originally Posted by fat_thighs

I went on one in highschool... last one I'll ever go on. My friends told me there was a cute chick who liked me, and gave me her number. I called her up and we made plans to meet up. I thought, if nothing else, I could get an easy fuck out of the deal and be done with it. I didn't drive at the time but she had a car, so she picks me up. She's chubby, but has a dollface, so I was willing to give it a chance. She says immediately before I even say hello "I know I have a weight problem. But I'm glad you showed up and if you don't mind I want to go see a movie with you". She locked the doors and started driving. Okay... right off the bat I could tell this girl is batshit insane. We go see Love Actually... not my choice, she was adamant that we go see it. She talks way too much the entire drive there, not even letting me respond. I just sat there looking at her, nodding, and trying not to look scared. She was talking about how she just wants a nice relationship and thinks love at first sight exists... and we're going to see Love fucking Actually. I don't want to fuck this girl, I just want to get back home at night safe and sound.

But she's driving (very fast and cutting people off, I buckled in and was actually sweating) so I figured I would have to reverse the roles and try to freak her out. I looked at her and said with a straight face "I'm into bondage. You know, leather and whips and shit". "REALLY?! ME TOO!!! ACTUALLY I HAVE A ROPE THAT I HAVEN'T USED WITH SOMEONE YET". Oooh noooo.... I can't win. She went on about that until we got there. She gave me a hug and tried to kiss me when we got out of the car, but I told her "Hey let's not go too fast" (only time i'll ever use that phrase). We go in the theatre and I realize that I'll be sitting with her for 2 hours. How the fuck could I get this crazy bitch to stop? Hmm... I buy a tub of popcorn and a soda for myself. Time to make an ass of myself. I load the popcorn up with butter. She watches me do this and says "Hey I can't have that much butter". "Oh you wanted some popcorn? This one is for me". Her face drops. She goes and buys herself a popcorn doesn't say anything until we're sitting down.

Before I could even make myself comfortable for the 2 hours of torture, she says "Hey let's cuddle, I'm cold!". I put my drink on the armrest between us and take a big handful of buttery, salty popcorn. "Maybe after the movie starts, I want to watch previews" I said with an entire mouth full of popcorn. She looks disgusted and shuts up for a while. The movie went on for a while, I was in uncomfortable silence watching an annoying love movie, and she was laughing like a banshee and looking at me every 5 seconds. She puts her head on my shoulder... now I panic a little bit but come up with a brilliant plan. I pretend to fall asleep. I put my head back, and after a few minutes start to snore. I feel her look at me but she puts her head back on my shoulder anyway. Right afterwards, I feel the popcorn on my lap move to the side... and then she starts rubbing my cock. Oh well, fuck it. I got a handjob while pretending to sleep. It took me a while to get hard because I was fucking hating life in my head. It was the least satisfying thing in the world. And there were people sitting in our row. She had her hand over the tip the entire time for when I came, which took probably 20 minutes. I was amazed that she kept going for that long. I don't know what she did with the cum in her hand... rather not think about it. I didn't eat anymore popcorn just in case. 5 minutes later I "woke up". I said "did I miss anything" and she looked at me with a face.

The movie ends after more uncomfortable silence. We walk around the mall, and she wants me to buy her a movie. "BUY ME THIS BUY ME THIS!!!" I told her we're not dating and I don't have to buy her shit. I threw subtlety out the window after that horrible experience. She gets pissed and starts yelling at me and making a scene. I wasn't going to put up with it anymore. So I told her I'll buy it, and to go look for something else while I go to the bathroom. She gets excited and starts running around the store. I exit the store and run for my fucking life out of the mall.

I run across the parking lot and sit at the bus stop (it had solid walls, so she wouldn't spot me, thank christ). It eventually came and I went home. I drank half of my dad's whiskey to try and forget the night ever happened. I fell asleep. Thank god it's over. No wait. In the middle of the night, my mom wakes me up and says "Umm... there's a girl here looking for you". FUCK. I stormed downstairs and shut the door and locked it. She didn't see me, but she starts screaming "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THAT." She sits on the porch for about an hour crying before she left. We turned out all the lights and pretended nobody was home. My parents thought I got drunk and fucked her or something, but I explained to them the next day what happened.

Never heard from or saw that girl again.

Originally Posted by fat_thighs

i went on one in highschool... Last one i'll ever go on. My friends told me there was a cute chick who liked me, and gave me her number. I called her up and we made plans to meet up. I thought, if nothing else, i could get an easy fuck out of the deal and be done with it. I didn't drive at the time but she had a car, so she picks me up. She's chubby, but has a dollface, so i was willing to give it a chance. She says immediately before i even say hello "i know i have a weight problem. But i'm glad you showed up and if you don't mind i want to go see a movie with you". She locked the doors and started driving. Okay... Right off the bat i could tell this girl is batshit insane. We go see love actually... Not my choice, she was adamant that we go see it. She talks way too much the entire drive there, not even letting me respond. I just sat there looking at her, nodding, and trying not to look scared. She was talking about how she just wants a nice relationship and thinks love at first sight exists... And we're going to see love fucking actually. I don't want to fuck this girl, i just want to get back home at night safe and sound.

But she's driving (very fast and cutting people off, i buckled in and was actually sweating) so i figured i would have to reverse the roles and try to freak her out. I looked at her and said with a straight face "i'm into bondage. You know, leather and whips and shit". "really?! Me too!!! Actually i have a rope that i haven't used with someone yet". Oooh noooo.... I can't win. She went on about that until we got there. She gave me a hug and tried to kiss me when we got out of the car, but i told her "hey let's not go too fast" (only time i'll ever use that phrase). We go in the theatre and i realize that i'll be sitting with her for 2 hours. How the fuck could i get this crazy bitch to stop? Hmm... I buy a tub of popcorn and a soda for myself. Time to make an ass of myself. I load the popcorn up with butter. She watches me do this and says "hey i can't have that much butter". "oh you wanted some popcorn? This one is for me". Her face drops. She goes and buys herself a popcorn doesn't say anything until we're sitting down.

Before i could even make myself comfortable for the 2 hours of torture, she says "hey let's cuddle, i'm cold!". I put my drink on the armrest between us and take a big handful of buttery, salty popcorn. "maybe after the movie starts, i want to watch previews" i said with an entire mouth full of popcorn. She looks disgusted and shuts up for a while. The movie went on for a while, i was in uncomfortable silence watching an annoying love movie, and she was laughing like a banshee and looking at me every 5 seconds. She puts her head on my shoulder... Now i panic a little bit but come up with a brilliant plan. I pretend to fall asleep. I put my head back, and after a few minutes start to snore. I feel her look at me but she puts her head back on my shoulder anyway. Right afterwards, i feel the popcorn on my lap move to the side... And then she starts rubbing my cock. Oh well, fuck it. I got a handjob while pretending to sleep. It took me a while to get hard because i was fucking hating life in my head. It was the least satisfying thing in the world. And there were people sitting in our row. She had her hand over the tip the entire time for when i came, which took probably 20 minutes. I was amazed that she kept going for that long. I don't know what she did with the cum in her hand... Rather not think about it. I didn't eat anymore popcorn just in case. 5 minutes later i "woke up". I said "did i miss anything" and she looked at me with a face.

The movie ends after more uncomfortable silence. We walk around the mall, and she wants me to buy her a movie. "buy me this buy me this!!!" i told her we're not dating and i don't have to buy her shit. I threw subtlety out the window after that horrible experience. She gets pissed and starts yelling at me and making a scene. I wasn't going to put up with it anymore. So i told her i'll buy it, and to go look for something else while i go to the bathroom. She gets excited and starts running around the store. I exit the store and run for my fucking life out of the mall.

I run across the parking lot and sit at the bus stop (it had solid walls, so she wouldn't spot me, thank christ). It eventually came and i went home. I drank half of my dad's whiskey to try and forget the night ever happened. I fell asleep. Thank god it's over. No wait. In the middle of the night, my mom wakes me up and says "umm... There's a girl here looking for you". Fuck. I stormed downstairs and shut the door and locked it. She didn't see me, but she starts screaming "i know you're in there. How dare you leave me like that." she sits on the porch for about an hour crying before she left. We turned out all the lights and pretended nobody was home. My parents thought i got drunk and fucked her or something, but i explained to them the next day what happened.

Never heard from or saw that girl again.

Originally Posted by arquin

I went on one with this cute, short chick with a massive rack. She was awkward because she was super shy and complimented me too much (came on way too strong). Then she made me go with her to meet some emo faggots called Alex is on Fire or some shit. I got bored, then I left her there and went to a snowboard shop, she found me because I'd mentioned it earlier but she didn't get pissed that I left her. I later told her that I wont speak to her till she becomes smarter, and more of a chase, then I might consider her.

Originally Posted by parkus

I'm guessing your friend went through a similair experience with her and set you up as payback for something you did you him?

Originally Posted by fat_thighs

I learned the hard way that she likes leather, gives handjobs to sleeping men, and will show up at midnight to cry on your porch.

Originally Posted by Adhesive Tape

Dating blind girls sucks. You need to put a bell on your dick just to get a fucking blowjob.

Originally Posted by killface

if she hadn't come on crazy strong, would you have given her a bigger chance?

Originally Posted by fat_thighs

Good question, and I've thought of this before. I don't like when people give undeserved appraisal... so when a girl whom I've never seen or spoken to falls madly in love with me... it's very big turn off. It made me understand how girls feel when a guy who she hardly talks to develops a rabid crush on her.

If she were easier to talk to and didn't heap on the love-fest, I might've become friends with her. Not relationship material though.

Originally Posted by killface

fair call, and yeah, i also get weirded out when a girl comes on way too strong.

to quote 'pac, "I hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, i don't want it if it's that easy!"

Originally Posted by Tinted Glass

So when me and boyfreinds foreplay consists of 30 minutes of wrestling trying to keep my pants on when hes trying to jerk them off is a good thing?

What about when I let him pull my pants off then I run away yelling "Don't touch me there, I hardly know you!"

Any of this doing it for you boys?

Originally Posted by Tinted Glass

So when me and boyfreinds foreplay consists of 30 minutes of wrestling trying to keep my pants on when hes trying to jerk them off is a good thing?

What about when I let him pull my pants off then I run away yelling "Don't touch me there, I hardly know you!"

Any of this doing it for you boys?

Originally Posted by Malkog

I am so hard.

Originally Posted by rodrat16

sounds like fun to me

Originally Posted by Tinted Glass

So when me and boyfreinds foreplay consists of 30 minutes of wrestling trying to keep my pants on when hes trying to jerk them off is a good thing?

What about when I let him pull my pants off then I run away yelling "Don't touch me there, I hardly know you!"

Any of this doing it for you boys?

Originally Posted by Tinted Glass

Even funner? When I let him cum on my chest he has to hug me.

Originally Posted by arquin

ITT: Tinted Glass blatantly attention whores.

Originally Posted by arquin

ITT: Tinted Glass blatantly attention whores.

Originally Posted by CosmicExplosionofFlavor

I do agree kind sir.

Originally Posted by Tinted Glass

Shut up, fishdick.

Originally Posted by fat_thighs

I went on one in highschool... last one I'll ever go on. My friends told me there was a cute chick who liked me, and gave me her number. I called her up and we made plans to meet up. I thought, if nothing else, I could get an easy fuck out of the deal and be done with it. I didn't drive at the time but she had a car, so she picks me up. She's chubby, but has a dollface, so I was willing to give it a chance. She says immediately before I even say hello "I know I have a weight problem. But I'm glad you showed up and if you don't mind I want to go see a movie with you". She locked the doors and started driving. Okay... right off the bat I could tell this girl is batshit insane. We go see Love Actually... not my choice, she was adamant that we go see it. She talks way too much the entire drive there, not even letting me respond. I just sat there looking at her, nodding, and trying not to look scared. She was talking about how she just wants a nice relationship and thinks love at first sight exists... and we're going to see Love fucking Actually. I don't want to fuck this girl, I just want to get back home at night safe and sound.

But she's driving (very fast and cutting people off, I buckled in and was actually sweating) so I figured I would have to reverse the roles and try to freak her out. I looked at her and said with a straight face "I'm into bondage. You know, leather and whips and shit". "REALLY?! ME TOO!!! ACTUALLY I HAVE A ROPE THAT I HAVEN'T USED WITH SOMEONE YET". Oooh noooo.... I can't win. She went on about that until we got there. She gave me a hug and tried to kiss me when we got out of the car, but I told her "Hey let's not go too fast" (only time i'll ever use that phrase). We go in the theatre and I realize that I'll be sitting with her for 2 hours. How the fuck could I get this crazy bitch to stop? Hmm... I buy a tub of popcorn and a soda for myself. Time to make an ass of myself. I load the popcorn up with butter. She watches me do this and says "Hey I can't have that much butter". "Oh you wanted some popcorn? This one is for me". Her face drops. She goes and buys herself a popcorn doesn't say anything until we're sitting down.

Before I could even make myself comfortable for the 2 hours of torture, she says "Hey let's cuddle, I'm cold!". I put my drink on the armrest between us and take a big handful of buttery, salty popcorn. "Maybe after the movie starts, I want to watch previews" I said with an entire mouth full of popcorn. She looks disgusted and shuts up for a while. The movie went on for a while, I was in uncomfortable silence watching an annoying love movie, and she was laughing like a banshee and looking at me every 5 seconds. She puts her head on my shoulder... now I panic a little bit but come up with a brilliant plan. I pretend to fall asleep. I put my head back, and after a few minutes start to snore. I feel her look at me but she puts her head back on my shoulder anyway. Right afterwards, I feel the popcorn on my lap move to the side... and then she starts rubbing my cock. Oh well, fuck it. I got a handjob while pretending to sleep. It took me a while to get hard because I was fucking hating life in my head. It was the least satisfying thing in the world. And there were people sitting in our row. She had her hand over the tip the entire time for when I came, which took probably 20 minutes. I was amazed that she kept going for that long. I don't know what she did with the cum in her hand... rather not think about it. I didn't eat anymore popcorn just in case. 5 minutes later I "woke up". I said "did I miss anything" and she looked at me with a face.

The movie ends after more uncomfortable silence. We walk around the mall, and she wants me to buy her a movie. "BUY ME THIS BUY ME THIS!!!" I told her we're not dating and I don't have to buy her shit. I threw subtlety out the window after that horrible experience. She gets pissed and starts yelling at me and making a scene. I wasn't going to put up with it anymore. So I told her I'll buy it, and to go look for something else while I go to the bathroom. She gets excited and starts running around the store. I exit the store and run for my fucking life out of the mall.

I run across the parking lot and sit at the bus stop (it had solid walls, so she wouldn't spot me, thank christ). It eventually came and I went home. I drank half of my dad's whiskey to try and forget the night ever happened. I fell asleep. Thank god it's over. No wait. In the middle of the night, my mom wakes me up and says "Umm... there's a girl here looking for you". FUCK. I stormed downstairs and shut the door and locked it. She didn't see me, but she starts screaming "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THAT." She sits on the porch for about an hour crying before she left. We turned out all the lights and pretended nobody was home. My parents thought I got drunk and fucked her or something, but I explained to them the next day what happened.

Never heard from or saw that girl again.

Originally Posted by Kurzon

Apparently I'm going on one the week before Christmas and now I'm shitting myself...long story.

Originally Posted by Caoltan

Jeez ya got plenty notice anyhow