Les Grossman: Cockburn, from now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring...

Les Grossman: Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass...

Les Grossman: First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Four Leaf Tayback: Spanking a child turns him into a snot. Fear, that's what makes him a man. I know a place where a man's worth is measured by the ears hanging off his dog tags. The real hardcore shit! You wanna make this movie right? That's where you take your pansy ass actors.
Les Grossman: Who is this guy?
[B]Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Les, that's Four Leaf.
Four Leaf Tayback: Sergeant Four Leaf Tayback. I wrote the book.
Les Grossman: Wow. You're a great American. This nation owes you a huge debt. Now shut the fuck up and let me do my job!

Now, if you liked what you read above, then your going to love this movie, its 6:25 am right now and i just finished this movie. I had to download subs for it because the dialogue was legendary. I mean it.

This movie is fucking full of A+ actors i mean damn, i didn't even know Tom cruise was playing the role of Les Grossmam, i had to reconfirm it three times.

If anyone wants to have a good time, and doesn't give a shit about lol strong language then he would be a fool to miss this movie. i am going to watch it again and download an HD 720p/1080p version for archive purposes ( in pk you don't get HD-DVD/Blue Ray).

Best movie of 2008 in comedy genre. WATCH it.

btw it might seem a bit dull at first but when you watch it again then you will enjoy it even more and try to watch it without subs it really dampens the storyline :(

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942385/
10/10.

You seem to think that we've never heard of this movie.

Well, actually no. But i was a bit high on insomnia so it never hurts to boost about some movie that you enjoy watching.

gtg kthxbai, (sleep time)

Well, actually no. But i was a bit high on insomnia so it never hurts to boost about some movie that you enjoy watching.

gtg kthxbai, (sleep time)

Thats no excuse.

Most of totse is fucked up more than "I can't sleep!!!!" when they make casual, sensible threads.

not enough violence in movie

Thats no excuse.

Most of totse is fucked up more than "I can't sleep!!!!" when they make casual, sensible threads.

Truth. BLTC isn't a specialty forum, its every forum. Hell, over half of the posts in TGO are about growing weed/shrooms.

This movie was surprisingly funny. I mean, it wasn't hilarious, but I have to admit that I laughed pretty hard when Ben Stiller threw that little boy into the river...

Or when he was Simple Jack


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