totse.com | What's the fucking deal with Jennifer Aniston?

Aquarillis · #1 2008-12-11, 00:05

For the past four years now, I see her fucking name on EVERY FUCKING magazine on the news rack, and now she's all over the internet.

She's an actress. Big. Fucking. Deal.

What's with all the hype? She's not even that attractive, most of the time.

Death Insurance · #2 2008-12-11, 00:08

I boycotted Hollywood years ago.

Tommy Lund · #3 2008-12-11, 00:09

I have hardly seen her since the Friends era.

incongruous · #4 2008-12-11, 00:11

she's a needy, whiny, clingy bitch.

ObsdianZ · #5 2008-12-11, 00:16

It's called having a publicist.

90% of Hollywood is famous for no reason other than the fact that the hype machine tells us that they're famous.

*ObZ

The_Infamous_Mobb · #6 2008-12-11, 00:18

Jennifer aniston was so fucking hot in the first few years of friends.

I think she took too many drugs which made her get old fast.

Sonofjango615 · #7 2008-12-11, 00:18

Don't care about anything about her.

All I know is that I'd do many, many naughty things to that woman.

moonmeister · #8 2008-12-11, 00:20

Her prolific publicists haven't yet publicized this: J. Aniston loves the Anal son.

That is where she gets her fun.

Fetus-Smasher · #9 2008-12-11, 01:21

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I boycotted Hollywood years ago.

This.

el reformador · #10 2008-12-11, 03:44

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I boycotted Hollywood years ago.

That

she is a smelly piece of walking shit stain, with ugly horse face.

SLice_760 · #11 2008-12-11, 04:00

She used to make a shitload of money for being on Friends. Other than that, idk. She was hot in the 90's.

Jojoman · #12 2008-12-11, 04:18

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20081210/293.aniston.jennifer.GQcover.lc.121008.jpg

Although I can't bear to imagine her without the photoshopping.

fux0rz · #13 2008-12-11, 04:39

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I boycotted Hollywood years ago.

Bollywood ftw

Jojoman · #14 2008-12-11, 04:40

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Bollywood ftw

I would probably enjoy Bollywood if I had somewhat of an understanding of the Indian culture. But since I'm ignorant, I think Bollywood fucking sucks.

Mantikore · #15 2008-12-11, 04:55

bollywoods got some pretty cool action movies. theyre B-grade, but thats what makes them funny

alexander224 · #16 2008-12-11, 04:57

Shakira is hotter than Jen Aniston

Yggdrasil · #17 2008-12-11, 05:11

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Shakira is hotter than Jen Aniston

Those Colombians have got some hot bitches.

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bollywoods got some pretty cool action movies. theyre B-grade, but thats what makes them funny

NEED MOAR NEKKIDS

Seriously, all those Bollywood films are romances or musicals, yet none have even scant nudity. Fucking prudes...

whocares123 · #18 2008-12-11, 05:21

She got ugly when she went all anorexic. She's not even in that many movies, who knows why they keep talking about her.

Galgamech · #19 2008-12-11, 11:46

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Originally Posted by ObsdianZ View Post

It's called having a publicist.

90% of Hollywood is famous for no reason other than the fact that the hype machine tells us that they're famous.

*ObZ

This..

harry_hardcore_hoedown · #20 2008-12-11, 11:58

I really don't give a shit.

DerDrache · #21 2008-12-11, 12:08

Yeah, I don't understand the hype either. Same goes for Jessica Alba. They're attractive, no doubt, but they are a LOOOONG way from being the most attractive celebrities out there.

moonmeister · #22 2008-12-11, 16:22

Am I alone (

) in thinking that unHolywood has a long tradition of having weird-faced individuals as Stars? People who are memorable, not particularly for their ability, but for their being memorable for having a strange looking face.

Aniston is sure one of those.

VinMetal666 · #23 2008-12-11, 19:18

Who the fuck cares

moonmeister · #24 2008-12-11, 19:20

If I cared? I'd have a TV.

LSA King · #25 2008-12-12, 01:16

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I have hardly seen her since the Friends era.

She just recently came back into magazine spotlight when after how many years now(?) Tom Cruise left her for Angelia, she finally says "It was wrong what Jolie did". Seriously how long does it take for you to respond to another girl stealing your man lol? Why are you mad at her when its Toms fault for leaving you. I dont understand relationships.

Siu 3d · #26 2008-12-12, 01:24

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Originally Posted by moonmeister View Post

Am I alone (

) in thinking that unHolywood has a long tradition of having weird-faced individuals as Stars? People who are memorable, not particularly for their ability, but for their being memorable for having a strange looking face.

Aniston is sure one of those.

Renée Zellweger too.

DerDrache · #27 2008-12-12, 01:51

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She just recently came back into magazine spotlight when after how many years now(?) Tom Cruise left her for Angelia, she finally says "It was wrong what Jolie did". Seriously how long does it take for you to respond to another girl stealing your man lol? Why are you mad at her when its Toms fault for leaving you. I dont understand relationships.

You mean Brad Pitt?