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Rpj · #1 2008-12-10, 15:27

I was at this guys party and he invited me up to his room. It was normal we were just talking about ourselves and such. Then in mid conversation his eyes started rolling into the back of his head. I asked him if he was okay and he snapped out of it and said, "Oh yeah, I just do that when I want to hookup with someone." "You roll your eyes into the back of your head?" "Yeah." "Okay."
It was awkward after that, I ended up leaving.

Euda · #2 2008-12-10, 15:32

Someone grabbed my ass and then told me that they were just trying to rob me.

arquin · #3 2008-12-10, 15:49

With in 5 minutes of meeting her:

"I'm sure if you were homeless you'd have no problem finding a place to sleep; like tonight, my bed's up for offer if you'd like". She's on the Canadian winter Olympics team, I should release her name and defame her!

pleasure_to_burnv2 · #4 2008-12-10, 16:02

in the line at a crowded mcdonalds downtown at about 3am when everybody was drunk. I looked at the door and locked eyes for a split second with some random clubrat(pretty cute though, but trashed out of her skull so probably illegal). She waved, wasn't sure if it was for me though cause there were about 250 people in line. Not ten seconds later I get a tap on the shoulder, and its her.
Her:"Do you want to eat big macs together?
Me: Lolwut...uh ok
Turned out she lives about 15 minutes away. Win

Rykoshet · #5 2008-12-10, 16:12

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in the line at a crowded mcdonalds downtown at about 3am when everybody was drunk. I looked at the door and locked eyes for a split second with some random clubrat(pretty cute though, but trashed out of her skull so probably illegal). She waved, wasn't sure if it was for me though cause there were about 250 people in line. Not ten seconds later I get a tap on the shoulder, and its her.
Her:"Do you want to eat big macs together?
Me: Lolwut...uh ok
Turned out she lives about 15 minutes away. Win

I did something similar. I stole the line from a pro, but I basically told a girl she was my new little sister and we'd climb trees and drink kool aid together.

She got real playful after that.

Rpj · #6 2008-12-10, 16:20

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Her:"Do you want to eat big macs together?
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That is so fucking adorable, i'm using that.

NitrousMafia · #7 2008-12-10, 16:28

Crazy ass mob girl(italian) literally talks circles in front of me trying to like distract all my attention on her.....feel like im listening to norman bates talking some shit when im around her...one of those chicks that has a 1 track mind/ADD .....

jewishnazi · #8 2008-12-10, 21:41

this one time a girl raped me.

i told her later if she wanted to have sex she could have simply asked.

superspeedz · #9 2008-12-10, 21:55

I was at a pub with my cousin and we were having lunch and a pint, and some guy walks by and slides a piece of paper on the table, and I ask him whats this, he says his number, winks and leaves before I can say anything.

My cousin still makes fun of me to this day

Edit: To clarify I am a Straight male

Rory · #10 2008-12-10, 22:03

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Originally Posted by superspeedz View Post

I was at a pub with my cousin and we were having lunch and a pint, and some guy walks by and slides a piece of paper on the table, and I ask him whats this, he says his number, winks and leaves before I can say anything.

My cousin still makes fun of me to this day

Do you still have his number to this day?

jewishnazi · #11 2008-12-10, 22:03

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Originally Posted by superspeedz View Post

I was at a pub with my cousin and we were having lunch and a pint, and some guy walks by and slides a piece of paper on the table, and I ask him whats this, he says his number, winks and leaves before I can say anything.

My cousin still makes fun of me to this day

did you call him?

Nefret · #12 2008-12-10, 22:05

When I was working in a coffee shop in Berkeley, I had this 50 year old overweight math tutor put a 50 dollar bill in my tip jar and then the next day come in to my work with a book of poetry and a bag full of lace thong underwear and sandals, asking me which I wanted.
I got a restraining order.

superspeedz · #13 2008-12-10, 22:05

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did you call him?

No. Why would I call some random guy?

Vir Novus · #14 2008-12-10, 22:56

When I was living in PA, my next door neighbor invited me over for a barbecue. He was in his fifties and married, and I wasn't going to turn down free food. He said there would be a bunch of people there but it was just him and his wife. He started to talk to me about how he was bisexual and he and his wife liked threesomes. I said I wanted to go to the library before it closed, then got my ass out of there!

ellementlady89 · #15 2008-12-10, 23:05

With a baseball bat.

Mendocino · #16 2008-12-10, 23:58

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When I was living in PA, my next door neighbor invited me over for a barbecue. He was in his fifties and married, and I wasn't going to turn down free food. He said there would be a bunch of people there but it was just him and his wife. He started to talk to me about how he was bisexual and he and his wife liked threesomes. I said I wanted to go to the library before it closed, then got my ass out of there!

good idea, your ass was probably in danger of being bisexualized.

Chichi · #17 2008-12-11, 01:06

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Originally Posted by Rpj View Post

I was at this guys party and he invited me up to his room. It was normal we were just talking about ourselves and such. Then in mid conversation his eyes started rolling into the back of his head. I asked him if he was okay and he snapped out of it and said, "Oh yeah, I just do that when I want to hookup with someone." "You roll your eyes into the back of your head?" "Yeah." "Okay."
It was awkward after that, I ended up leaving.

That's fucking retarded.

killallthewhiteman · #18 2008-12-11, 01:20

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That's fucking retarded.

i think he was bored and just being straight up.

he was making a euphemism of "shut the fuck up i only want to fuck you" in his own idiosyncrasy.

Demoiselle · #19 2008-12-11, 01:38

"I have a question for you. Do you floss before or after you brush?"
"Uhh... I don't floss."
"Oh."
"Yeah."

colorsoc · #20 2008-12-11, 02:11

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"I have a question for you. Do you floss before or after you brush?"
"Uhh... I don't floss."
"Oh."
"Yeah."

You be gross, shoooo even I gots duh since teh flaws.

rtb91 · #21 2008-12-11, 02:55

got surrounded by 5 gay Asians and asked if I wanted to join their banana party. That was disturbing.

For females it would have to be: "I have a pussy. Come with me". She was ugly and drunk as fuck so I refused. She still hates me to this day

wallstreetshuffle · #22 2008-12-11, 03:07

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got surrounded by 5 gay Asians and asked if I wanted to join their banana party. That was disturbing.

For females it would have to be: "I have a pussy. Come with me". She was ugly and drunk as fuck so I refused. She still hates me to this day

You said you refused the ugly drunk woman, but never did mention anything about turning down the banana party, how was it?

TheGreenBastard · #23 2008-12-11, 03:13

when I was at burger king waiting in line this girl on her break randomly said "I like your sweater can I sit down with you?" I chatted her up and we ended up blazing a bowl after her shift and i got my dick sucked

ScaryDangerous · #24 2008-12-11, 03:33

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Originally Posted by pleasure_to_burnv2 View Post

in the line at a crowded mcdonalds downtown at about 3am when everybody was drunk. I looked at the door and locked eyes for a split second with some random clubrat(pretty cute though, but trashed out of her skull so probably illegal). She waved, wasn't sure if it was for me though cause there were about 250 people in line. Not ten seconds later I get a tap on the shoulder, and its her.
Her:"Do you want to eat big macs together?
Me: Lolwut...uh ok
Turned out she lives about 15 minutes away. Win

she just wanted to cut in line, how'd it go? did you start anything with her?

pleasure_to_burnv2 · #25 2008-12-11, 03:54

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she just wanted to cut in line, how'd it go? did you start anything with her?

I wouldn't know where she lived unless I'd been there. gee I wonder why I was at her house

wallstreetshuffle · #26 2008-12-11, 03:59

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I wouldn't know where she lived unless I'd been there. gee I wonder why I was at her house

you are not the greenbastard, why do you insist on responding to him!

TheVizier · #27 2008-12-11, 03:59

"I'd totally sink my boobs in those curls of yours, skinny boy"

She was fat and ugly.

I laughed and grabbed another beer ignoring that woman for the rest of my life.

pleasure_to_burnv2 · #28 2008-12-11, 13:41

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you are not the greenbastard, why do you insist on responding to him!

He quoted me when asking the question

pixiewitch · #29 2008-12-11, 16:35

i used to work at victoria's secret and was helping this guy pick out lingerie for his gf. he was unsure of her size and said her body was like mine. we pick out tons of stuff and says he wants to see how it would look like on her, so he asked if i can try it on for him in the dressing rooms. i told him i wasn't allowed to do that (wouldn't anyway.) he payed for all his shit and told a manage rit was a gift for me. fuck it... i kept it

biscuits and poop · #30 2008-12-11, 17:45

One time I was telling this girl about my girlfriend, and she asked me if I'd run away to Paris with her if she had my girlfriend assassinated.

She officially went up three points of awesome for that comment.

Adhesive Tape · #31 2008-12-12, 16:19

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Hey its Jerry's house, you were all just chilling in me when Greg pulled some gay shit on Jerry and that random fat bitch that always follows you guys around.

I lol'd. Well done.

rodrat16 · #32 2008-12-12, 16:46

i had a 6' 5" tall 400 pound woman tell me she wanted to fuck me one day in highschool and she was completely serious too

i thought i was about to be raped

_underOATH_ · #33 2008-12-12, 16:56

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Originally Posted by arquin View Post

With in 5 minutes of meeting her:

"I'm sure if you were homeless you'd have no problem finding a place to sleep; like tonight, my bed's up for offer if you'd like". She's on the Canadian winter Olympics team, I should release her name and defame her!

Do it nigga do it!

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gullible much?

Uh, joking much?

ripstick · #34 2008-12-12, 18:53

I had a man at a bar tell me I had a nice 'shitter'.

I was so repulsed and offended I walked away.

arquin · #35 2008-12-12, 19:11

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I had a man at a bar tell me I had a nice 'shitter'.

I was so repulsed and offended I walked away.

That sounds so Australian it's awesome.

ripstick · #36 2008-12-12, 19:21

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That sounds so Australian it's awesome.

Is that the new term for ass? I never heard it before and I think it's gross.

pixiewitch · #37 2008-12-12, 20:11

i was walking with a friend and for about 20 mins some creepy guy was following us trying to talk to us... we acted like we didn't understand english and spoke to him in gibberish.. he wouldn't give up

arquin · #38 2008-12-12, 20:12

In Australia it means your ass, or a toilet. You must be a classy lady

ripstick · #39 2008-12-12, 20:27

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In Australia it means your ass, or a toilet. You must be a classy lady

Hey I didn't say it! But I get your point, why would someone say that to me if I was classy?
Maybe I'm not classy but I'm not trash. I dress nice, smell nice, do my hair and makeup before I leave the house. I think in this situation the guy was a rig pig and lacked manners.

Demoiselle · #40 2008-12-12, 21:27

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Originally Posted by arquin View Post

With in 5 minutes of meeting her:

"I'm sure if you were homeless you'd have no problem finding a place to sleep; like tonight, my bed's up for offer if you'd like". She's on the Canadian winter Olympics team, I should release her name and defame her!

Haha, is her name Elyce? I kinda know a slutty girl named Elyce who's on the snowboarding team. Maybe skiing. I haven't seen her in like 3 years though.

One time a guy told me I had "blowjob lips." I told him to go fuck himself.