For you people who don't know, bogans are Australian hicks. My foster siblings' family are in town and they are the epitome of bogans. The mum hits on my constantly and makes me really uncomfortable with compliments. This morning my mum showed her my room and she decided to wake me up by jumping into my bed and asking for a hug, I was like "what the fuck..who? What the FUCK MUM? THE FUCK?". She tells me inappropriate shit and her fucking life story constantly. She walks in my room and just starts talking, and she just rambles bat-shit-crazy drugged up shit. Like she'll come in to ask me if I want a coffee, then in a matter of minutes she's telling me how her father raped her 61 year old mother then dumped her in the hospital and left her and how her brother has autism and sits in the shed banging rocks together for two hours.

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? WHY THE FUCK DO I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR INBRED SHIT. FUCK WOMAN, BE NORMAL, GET A NORMAL FAMILY. GOD DAMN. DIE.

And on the topic of inbred shit, her little cunt of a kid decided he wanted to try and HANG off of my budgie's cage...consequently ripping the thing out of the roof. I should feed the little shit a bunch of antifreeze.

Slut. I'll kill her!

Country town saturday football for the motherfucking lose, it's overrun with these deros.

i hate some bogans on the street u look at them for 0.1 seconds and there all like: WTF u lookin at?

They sound like a mixture of chav and redneck.

Go to youtube and type "kath and kim" - bogans are just like that.


Here's a random example: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8sUf2ax1zA)

And I swear to god, the people with us now are far more bogan than that.

bogans are funny when they have that really high pitched voice

they also have retarded names

though i think fat pizza has a better representation of bogans

edit: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4 is a fairly accurate representation

that would be representing lebs and wogs

Ahh, I miss that show. :(

But to be fair I only ever watched it when I couldn't be bothered turning off the tv after John Safran vs God yeaaarrs ago.

Haha that's so class, those are basically exported chavs.

Still I'd rather hang out with a chav/bogan than with emos/fake intellectuals