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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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  #1   Add ripstick to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-09, 23:27
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Default What TO say to a S/O...

Ok so my last thread was about all the stupid things you blurt out that get in trouble/ make you sleep alone/ jack off by yourself etc...
This thread is the opposite. This thread is about something your S/O has said to you that made your heart melt/ know she or he was the one/ jump each other's bones. This is about things to say to get you major brownie points.

My boyfriend once said to me "I'm not looking for someone to complete me. I'm looking for someone to grow with me, to learn from. I want someone who is always trying to be a better person. That's what I'm trying to do."

Once I managed to convince Ty into staying in the relationship by saying "Risk it all or gain nothing. Seriously honey it feels bad right now but what if it can be so much better? We have a connection that no one has. Ar you willing to give that up? Being complete opposite people makes the bad times really bad and the good times really good. You either work hard to make the bad times better. Or you decide the good times are worth the bad."

Ok guys, come and share.
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  #2   Add electric_wizard to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-09, 23:43
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Default Re: What TO say to a S/O...

That second paragraph sounds like a bullshit rationalization. If you have to rationalize the need for sacrifice, then it should be over.

EDIT: Six cups of espresso has me irritable. Don't take anything I say personally. I find I express myself best when I'm not clenching my teeth in anger at everything.

Last edited by electric_wizard; 2008-12-09 at 23:51.
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Old 2008-12-10, 00:04
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"Your vagina is very cheerful today. "
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Old 2008-12-10, 00:07
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Default Re: What TO say to a S/O...

Her to me
"I just want to lie here with you, throw the clock out of the window so we can do this forever"
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Old 2008-12-10, 00:16
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Default Re: What TO say to a S/O...

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Originally Posted by superspeedz View Post
Her to me
"I just want to lie here with you, throw the clock out of the window so we can do this forever"
If someone said that to me I think I'd laugh.


Isn't it strange how, if someone you don't love says something like that to you, it sounds utterly cheesy, but when it's someone you love, they can say almost anything nice, cheesy or not, about you or your relationship, and you fall for it?
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Old 2008-12-10, 01:46
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"You can fuck me if you want."

Ahh romance...
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Old 2008-12-10, 01:50
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"I want you to fuck me."

Ahh romance...
fixed.
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Old 2008-12-10, 02:09
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"get naked and bend over"
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Old 2008-12-10, 02:29
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Default Re: What TO say to a S/O...

"Take off your clothes. Scream and you're dead."

In all seriousness, my boyfriend came up to me the other day and set down a gorgeous nugget in front of me and said, "I picked out the prettiest nug for the prettiest girl." It was cheesy and stupid, but funny.
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Old 2008-12-10, 02:39
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Me to her, while looking at a pair of shoes over a phone wire: "Just like us, solemates."
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