So I need to get my phone past school security. They simply pat you down. Ideas?

put it in your shoe.

crumple it up in paper and put it in your backpack. my friends do this with knives all the time.

Set it to vibrate and shove it up your butthole

Tape it behind your fly. They won't pat you there.

Can't I just slip it in my back pocket?

Your school fuggin' pats you down every day?

It can't possibly be that thorough...

Just slip it into your belt, shoe, or boxers.

yall niggas lucky we gotta go through detecters and get pat down for weapons made of wood and shit.

I'm not sure, probably not. The new administration is being a bitch. I missed school today and my friend told me they patted everyone down. So they might do it again.

They are allowed to pat you down? Don't they need some kind of probable cause to search you? It seems like complete bullshit that they force you to go to school, the force you to submit to being groped by some fat, older, and possibly pedo school cop. This seems like a bullshit policy the ACLU needs to look into. You kids need to grow a fucking spine at your school. I remember when they tried some shit about only having clear/mesh bags allowed in the building after the columbine shit. Every kid at my school pretty much didn't like the idea of buying new bags and letting people look through them. We all kept using the same bags, got a few teachers on our sides, and told the rest of the staff they can buy the bags if its so important to them. Protests were a fad at my school. Everyone liked starting a ruckus.

More to the point you need to stand up for yourself. Public education is a piece of shit institution, a waste of time, and is boring as fuck. I wish I would have dropped out and home schooled myself. I could have gotten a GED, went to and finished college way earlier than the other kids, and lived at home while I was doing it. I've never let someone (except for some kinky bitches but that is another story) search me. If I were you and they tried to search me I would leave. If they tried to stop me from leaving I would have to apply some foot to ass. Then my father would probably do the same later.