So I was at the local club Giovanni's on Friday having a few brews with my boys Mikey C and T Bone. I'm sitting at the bar and a tall, bodacious blonde in a tight top that makes it seem as though her D cup breasts were about to slip out and a miniskirt sits down next to me. She orders a drink. As we sit there enjoying our drinks, I catch her glancing at me. She winks, and at this point I am imaging railing this girl and have a hard on. Lost in my fantasy, I don't realize that she is covertly reaching for my crotch. She grabs me and we go off to the bathroom. At this point I'm thinking: "This is one crazy broad, but shit, I haven't gotten laid since Tuesday."

So we're in this dingy little bathroom, a typical club bathroom. She pushes me up against the wall and we make out while she takes off my shirt. I put my hand up her miniskirt and feel the strangest thing: she's got a dick. I licked my lips - what a nice treat, I thought. And from the feel of it, it's a big one. We go into a stall, and get undressed. I pull out my tub of vaseline that I keep with me at all times. I slather it on my hand and proceed to lube up her throbbing, 8" penis. I bend over and she thrusts it all in in one go. At this point, I'm having the time of my life. Then of all people, my boys Mikey C and T Bone walk into the restroom (probably to jerk eachother off, fags). And I call them over to the stall. We all proceed to have a hedonistic gay orgy into the early hours of the morning.

What a night!

Describe your interesting hook ups!

ew.


rabble.

I thought you were gay.

What a night.

You obviously didn't read the thread.

perty gay

Correct. I stopped after the first paragraph.

I lol'd. Hard.

Thanks "MachoMan411"

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Best part was when he called his friend fags xD

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Too long to read.



Anybody here seen an orange? Hand grip size, birght and, well, its more like yellow thanactual orange. It looks like somebody just stole it from my table.

Quit posting that picture everywhere. It isn't as funny as you think.