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Old 2008-12-08, 01:55
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http://tinyurl.com/5ve8ch

This is an independent film by a guy who has been dumped by every single girl he has dated (and he's been with quite a few).

His idea for the documentary was to interview them and find out more about his problems and why they left him. This is one of the most interesting, creative things I've watched in a while. He even begins to think he has a serious impotence problem and goes to see a doctor, which ends up with him overdosing and meeting chicks on the street asking to bang them (also landing him in jail). In the end, all I can say is this kid has balls for carrying around that humongous microphone everywhere without getting jumped.


Good movie I give it 5 stars.
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Old 2008-12-08, 02:06
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I'm watching this, i'm 8 minutes in.

Tis' funny so far haha.
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Old 2008-12-08, 02:32
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guy looks like kurt cobain
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Old 2008-12-08, 02:34
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This film was actually made by an Australian man who posts here under the name of "Arquin".

You can even ask if you don't believe me.
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Old 2008-12-08, 02:58
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This film was actually made by an Australian man who posts here under the name of "Arquin".

You can even ask if you don't believe me.
You really have a hard on for arquin today, don't you?
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Old 2008-12-08, 02:59
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You really have a hard on for arquin today, don't you?
Says the one who constantly tries to stand up for him.
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Old 2008-12-08, 03:07
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Says the one who constantly tries to stand up for him.
Constantly? I seem to remember pointing out once that he (and I for that matter) have years of posting over you, and thus you should seriously consider shutting the fuck up.

Heh, "Alice?" *SLAM*.
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Old 2008-12-08, 03:08
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Constantly? I seem to remember pointing out once that he (and I for that matter) have years of posting over you, and thus you should seriously consider shutting the fuck up.

Heh, "Alice?" *SLAM*.
This is actually something like the third, or fourth time I recall typing towards you.

And no, he doesn't. Glad to see you STILL haven't picked up on anything yet.

n00b.

Fucking n00b.
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Old 2008-12-08, 03:14
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This is actually something like the third, or fourth time I recall typing towards you.

And no, he doesn't. Glad to see you STILL haven't picked up on anything yet.

n00b.

Fucking n00b.
http://www.totse.com/community/member.php?u=224751

http://www.totse.com/community/member.php?u=149339

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Old 2008-12-08, 03:25
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Alright guys, go swordfight with your cocks in bitch & moan.
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Old 2008-12-08, 03:28
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Yes, please get out of this thread, as it is actually about a really nifty documentary.

I just watched the whole entire thing. That man is my hero. At first I thought it would just be about some virgin, but it turned out he is a really cool guy. I think his main problem is that he was just lazy and undedicated. The part when he was running around with an erection asking those 300 girls for sex was amazing haha.

Very nice, Fuck.
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Old 2008-12-08, 03:36
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This actually has turned out to be a pretty good watch, both funny and kind of depressing.

"I'm also not allowed to make reference to the time she tried to *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*."
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Old 2008-12-08, 03:46
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The only thing that guy has going for him are his looks. It's amazing how a loser like him can get so many hot chicks.
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Old 2008-12-08, 04:23
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Wow, as interesting as the movie was, he has no fucking charisma.

He sounds like he smoked too much pot as a child or did too much acid and now he can't form coherent sentences without a moment's pause and thought, and even then they are sub-par.

No wonder I get so much pussy.
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Old 2008-12-08, 04:45
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Oh WTF


that was a really good docco

BUT!!!

You have watched 72 minutes of video today.
Please wait 54 minutes or Click here to enjoy unlimited use of mega video.

And it was just at the good but where he was asking all the women for sex.

Is there anyway to get around this?
answers within 54minutes would be appreciated.
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Old 2008-12-08, 04:52
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Oh WTF


that was a really good docco

BUT!!!

You have watched 72 minutes of video today.
Please wait 54 minutes or Click here to enjoy unlimited use of mega video.

And it was just at the good but where he was asking all the women for sex.

Is there anyway to get around this?
answers within 54minutes would be appreciated.
I just watched from the site that had Part 1 and Part 2.
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Old 2008-12-08, 05:02
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I went the whole video in 1 chunk.
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Old 2008-12-08, 06:38
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Good find.

His ex's comments are full of underlying gratuitous violence. In his immortal words, "a bit of a fuck up".
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Old 2008-12-08, 18:02
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LOL. This shit is so awkward. He has that bored/lazy look on his face no matter what the situation. He's getting his ass beat and he's just :/ throughout it.
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Old 2008-12-08, 22:17
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Thanks to the OP. This was a good movie. At first i just thought it was funny, until i realized i have a lot in common with this guy, cept he's had more girlfriends though (he dos have like 10 or 15 years on me though, how old is this guy...?). I found it really interesting, informational, and fun to watch. Its making me want to go back and interview this girl who i went out with a few years ago, and badger her on why she broke up with me, which was seemingly for no reason at all at the time (one day she just decided it wouldn't be good for us to be together any more...). All of my relationships, or attempts at ones since then have been shite, i think because i still have some kinf of underlying feelings for her (kind of like how this guy was still in love with his ex...), cept i want absolutely nothing to do with her, as she started fucking someone who used to be a good friend of mine (up until this happened...).

and to the guy who posted above me... after you've had your ass beat that many times, its hard not to just have a look like that, as it starts to feel like every situation is going to beat your ass...
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Old 2008-12-08, 22:19
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I'm loving this film, it's so funny.

+1 to the girl who sent him the letter beginning with "Dear Shitfuck"
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Old 2008-12-08, 22:57
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there's a couple of torrent releases for those who'd prefer higher quality
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Old 2008-12-09, 00:13
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Man what the fuck, that girl he ended up with was perfect, how the fuck did that happen?

I feel jealous

Edit: GAAAAAH I WANT THAT GIRL
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Old 2008-12-09, 01:09
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Good movie. Kindoff made me depressed though, how the fuck does this guy get all those girls. I really need to get out and meet some more people.
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What if this movie was fake? There seemed to be a lot of hard to believe parts...

Last edited by KING G; 2008-12-09 at 06:10.
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Old 2008-12-09, 05:18
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Wow!! that was great.
thnx
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Old 2008-12-10, 01:39
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Good video. I particularly enjoyed the part towards the end with the female sadist.
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Old 2008-12-10, 07:04
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Old 2008-12-10, 14:44
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I laughed my bloody ass off at the midpoint of the film when he was on the street asking anything that walked to fuck him. Overall decent documentary on how some people are truly desperate as hell to gain some sort of recognition.
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Old 2008-12-10, 19:10
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Seen this a while back. Pretty good.
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Old 2008-12-10, 19:12
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i really really enjoyed it.
thank you
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Old 2008-12-10, 19:44
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I saw it, found it pretty boring. Funny when he wandered around town asking for sex though, when he was drunk and on viagra.
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Old 2008-12-11, 05:21
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Man what the fuck, that girl he ended up with was perfect, how the fuck did that happen?

I feel jealous

Edit: GAAAAAH I WANT THAT GIRL
i felt the same way, and she was one of the people he ran up to and asked if she wanted to fuck when he was drunk and on viagra, she actually calls him back...

I fuckin love russian/eastern european girls, she was Russian, wasn't she? (or at least from somewhere like Czech republic or something? hehe). I fall for their tricks, their hearts are as cold as the country they are from, but they are just so fucking sexy...
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Old 2008-12-11, 06:53
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He just needs to move away from Britain. British girls can be rather nasty. If he lived in California, he'd be boning chicks left and right.
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Old 2008-12-12, 11:39
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Thanks for this, was hilarious, I don't think the guy can be serious though, he's just so... hopeless?

Anyway 12-16 minutes through the 2nd part is fucking hilarious and the bit in part 1 where his producer is ranting on the phone at him. =D
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Old 2008-12-12, 14:24
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for the record American girls are easier to pull.
so everyone. . . stay the fuck in your country
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Old 2008-12-12, 17:42
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A lot of that is clearly fake.
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