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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-12-08, 01:11
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Default Why can't a hunk like me find a nice lady?

I'm really struggling to find a nice lady, and I just can't understand why. I'm clearly God's gift to women, I have muscles in all the right places, a big dick, a smile that can make any women melt and the knees, and those come to bed eyes. I'm clearly a hunky stud muffin yet I really can't find a lady.

Maybe I'm just too modest about myself and in need of a confidence boost?

Thanks for any advice!
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Old 2008-12-08, 01:18
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Default Re: Why can't a hunk like me find a nice lady?

just be more confident. only appear in public in a speedo. tattoo your face on your chest. ladys love a confident man.
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Old 2008-12-08, 01:42
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Default Re: Why can't a hunk like me find a nice lady?

Do you have anything else going for you besides looking good?

Like, are you a nice guy? funny? interesting?
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Old 2008-12-08, 01:43
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I'm really struggling to find a nice lady, and I just can't understand why. I'm clearly God's gift to women, I have muscles in all the right places, a big dick, a smile that can make any women melt and the knees, and those come to bed eyes. I'm clearly a hunky stud muffin yet I really can't find a lady.
This is why.
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Old 2008-12-08, 01:48
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Default Re: Why can't a hunk like me find a nice lady?

Go to fucking school maybe?

In college it should be no complaints what so ever.

Where do you live at, wtf do you do with your life do you go out and about to meet new women?
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Old 2008-12-08, 02:08
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Default Re: Why can't a hunk like me find a nice lady?

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Originally Posted by smoketheweed View Post
I'm really struggling to find a nice lady, and I just can't understand why. I'm clearly God's gift to women, I have muscles in all the right places, a big dick, a smile that can make any women melt and the knees, and those come to bed eyes. I'm clearly a hunky stud muffin yet I really can't find a lady.

Maybe I'm just too modest about myself and in need of a confidence boost?

Thanks for any advice!
You NEED to tell us more.
Any STDs?
Education?
Any past relationships?
Can you approach any woman ever?
Do you get outside of your house?
Is your own perception making you think you are *just that* even if you're maybe not? (no offense)
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Old 2008-12-08, 03:40
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Default Re: Why can't a hunk like me find a nice lady?

You sound like the terminator.
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Old 2008-12-08, 03:42
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a hunk....of shit maybe
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Old 2008-12-08, 04:08
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^ haha
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Old 2008-12-08, 04:46
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Default Re: Why can't a hunk like me find a nice lady?

Because anyone that refers to themselves as a hunk is a blatant faggot.

Cheers,
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