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#1
 2008-12-07, 07:15
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Christmas Sucks
The weather sucks. Everyone like snow because they are a faggot. Everyone likes winter because they think it makes them mysterious and intelligent. I hate pine trees, in fact I hate all trees. All of these gay ass allergies for nothing.
Gift exchanges suck. No one gets anyone anything they like. The defacto Christmas gift is an alarm clock, dress shirt or coffee mug. Or, if you are a spoiled rotten little child; video games. If I had children they would never play video games, that shit just ruins peoples characters.
There is something very gay about cold weather. I really hate having to bundle up, it feels homoerotic to be cold. Energy expenses? Fuck it, I should get a fire place but I'm sure humanity has already jumped on that and charges absurd prices for no effort whatsoever as a fire place is a way to escape their perverted little faggot games (for the same reason, solar panels cost outrageous amounts of money).
The entire holiday is just GAY, I can't even explain there's just something gay about Christmas and I don't even have to express myself for you degenerates. I want to move somewhere where it isn't celebrated, I'd like to move to Iraq if it were possible.
ITT: we talk about gay Christmas shit.
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#2
 2008-12-08, 17:21
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Re: Christmas Sucks
I'd like to move to Iraq if it were possible.
Please do. Then you might have something to actually bitch about, faggot.
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#3
 2008-12-08, 17:32
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Re: Christmas Sucks
I want to move somewhere where it isn't celebrated, I'd like to move to Iraq if it were possible.
Are you sure? I heard they execute homosexuals there...lol just teasing, your alright.
As for Christmas: I don't really celebrate it (seeing I am chink), however I kind of like it when white people get all excited and make everything festive. When I go to the mall and it's all decorated and Christmas-y and it cheers me up. Plus my landlady is going to cook us a big turkey dinner with stuffing (this will be my first "real" Christmas), so yeah, what's not to like?
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#4
 2008-12-08, 17:43
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Very good my friend. But I want you to execute your landlady and rape her dead corpse in the basement, and film yourself dancing around naked wearing her tits and face.
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#5
 2008-12-08, 17:44
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Please do. Then you might have something to actually bitch about, faggot.
Okay.
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#6
 2008-12-08, 17:47
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Re: Christmas Sucks
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Originally Posted by The Return
The weather sucks. Everyone like snow because they are a faggot. Everyone likes winter because they think it makes them mysterious and intelligent. I hate pine trees, in fact I hate all trees. All of these gay ass allergies for nothing.
Gift exchanges suck. No one gets anyone anything they like. The defacto Christmas gift is an alarm clock, dress shirt or coffee mug. Or, if you are a spoiled rotten little child; video games. If I had children they would never play video games, that shit just ruins peoples characters.
There is something very gay about cold weather. I really hate having to bundle up, it feels homoerotic to be cold. Energy expenses? Fuck it, I should get a fire place but I'm sure humanity has already jumped on that and charges absurd prices for no effort whatsoever as a fire place is a way to escape their perverted little faggot games (for the same reason, solar panels cost outrageous amounts of money).
The entire holiday is just GAY, I can't even explain there's just something gay about Christmas and I don't even have to express myself for you degenerates. I want to move somewhere where it isn't celebrated, I'd like to move to Iraq if it were possible.
ITT: we talk about gay Christmas shit.
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Nobody loves you! :p
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#7
 2008-12-08, 17:47
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Hanuka for the win!
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#8
 2008-12-08, 17:49
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Hanuka for the win!
Happy Hanuka, I give you a harmonica!
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#9
 2008-12-08, 17:49
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Re: Christmas Sucks
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Originally Posted by The Return
Very good my friend. But I want you to execute your landlady and rape her dead corpse in the basement, and film yourself dancing around naked wearing her tits and face.
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I am a lover, not an executor/rapist/filmmaker/naked dancer.
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#10
 2008-12-08, 17:50
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Re: Christmas Sucks
:) cracker stole my back
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#11
 2008-12-08, 18:18
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Happy Hanuka, I give you a harmonica!
thanks pal. :D
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#12
 2008-12-08, 18:34
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Waffle Stomper 
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Christmas is a time where the more fortunate make the less fortunate feel even more outcasted and alone, a time for parents to buy their children's love with expensive shit, and a time for religious morons who still think it's that hippyfaggot's birthday to go to church and put up religious decorations.
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#13
 2008-12-08, 18:35
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Ten dollars to anyone who blows themselves up inside a church this Christmas.
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#14
 2008-12-08, 18:39
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Re: Christmas Sucks
ITT: People with no family values.
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#15
 2008-12-08, 18:43
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Re: Christmas Sucks
ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooohhhhhhhhh, perhaps you would fare better in a youth retreat you fucking queer.
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#16
 2008-12-08, 19:16
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Ten dollars to anyone who let me suck on their cock thisChristmas.
eww, no way fag
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#17
 2008-12-08, 19:17
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Re: Christmas Sucks
eww, no way fag
Have a little tolerance, Steve Goldberg.
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#18
 2008-12-08, 19:22
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Re: Christmas Sucks
^ the name is Terry "the nose" Goldstein. bitch you better recognize
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#19
 2008-12-08, 20:22
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XeNobiTe 
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Fuck that Iraq shit homie. Pretty soon they'll be celebrating Christmas as well.
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#20
 2008-12-08, 22:42
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Re: Christmas Sucks
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Originally Posted by XeNobiTe
Fuck that Iraq shit homie. Pretty soon they'll be celebrating Christmas as well.
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Undue optimism much?
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#21
 2008-12-08, 23:01
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ªÞe× 
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Re: Christmas Sucks
My grandfather always told me that there's nothing better than attending a hanging on christmas day, especially if you have a flask of hot port and brandy, a glass of scotch and a packet of boozy mince pies.
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#22
 2008-12-08, 23:49
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Valushka 
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Re: Christmas Sucks
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Originally Posted by The Return
The weather sucks. Everyone like snow because they are a faggot. Everyone likes winter because they think it makes them mysterious and intelligent. I hate pine trees, in fact I hate all trees. All of these gay ass allergies for nothing.
Gift exchanges suck. No one gets anyone anything they like. The defacto Christmas gift is an alarm clock, dress shirt or coffee mug. Or, if you are a spoiled rotten little child; video games. If I had children they would never play video games, that shit just ruins peoples characters.
There is something very gay about cold weather. I really hate having to bundle up, it feels homoerotic to be cold. Energy expenses? Fuck it, I should get a fire place but I'm sure humanity has already jumped on that and charges absurd prices for no effort whatsoever as a fire place is a way to escape their perverted little faggot games (for the same reason, solar panels cost outrageous amounts of money).
The entire holiday is just GAY, I can't even explain there's just something gay about Christmas and I don't even have to express myself for you degenerates. I want to move somewhere where it isn't celebrated, I'd like to move to Iraq if it were possible.
ITT: we talk about gay Christmas shit.
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Dude shut the fuck up with your winy lil ass.
I speak for every one in America when I say this, no one gives a fuck about your opinion or belief. You don't like Christmas move to a Muslim or Jewish country.
And you don't need a shit load of junk you inconsiderate fuck, the whole fucking holiday is supposed to bring the family together... Even though most people just like this holiday for the free shit... And no one cares if you like the cold weather or not. You have free will here, pack your shit and move.
Ohh one more thing, very nice usage of the word "gay, and faggot." Really makes yo sound like a grown adult and not a spoiled child.
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#23
 2008-12-08, 23:51
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Dude shut the fuck up with your winy lil ass.
I speak for every one in America when I say this, no one gives a fuck about your opinion or belief. You don't like Christmas move to a Muslim or Jewish country.
And you don't need a shit load of junk you inconsiderate fuck, the whole fucking holiday is supposed to bring the family together... Even though most people just like this holiday for the free shit... And no one cares if you like the cold weather or not. You have free will here, pack your shit and move.
Ohh one more thing, very nice usage of the word "gay, and faggot." Really makes yo sound like a grown adult and not a spoiled child.
You've been here before havn't you?
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#24
 2008-12-08, 23:52
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Valushka 
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Re: Christmas Sucks
You've been here before havn't you?
Nope, just really hate people that bitch about Christmas
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#25
 2008-12-08, 23:53
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Re: Christmas Sucks
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Originally Posted by parkus
ITT: People with no family values.
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You say ROCK once and 3 of em will pop out like a fucking jack in the box.
funny stuff.
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#26
 2008-12-08, 23:56
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Valushka 
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Re: Christmas Sucks
You say ROCK once and 3 of em will pop out like a fucking jack in the box.
funny stuff.
W-What?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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#27
 2008-12-09, 02:32
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JustAnotherAsshole 
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Re: Christmas Sucks
Christmas sucks for me because I lack a family. The awkward, pseudo-"family" that I do have usually wants nothing to do with me, and visa-versa.
Christmas sucks because it's cold. It sucks because everything dies and it fucks with my depression.
Christmas sucks because I get to watch all the other happy people being happy with their happy families, while I sit around by myself and take care of my shitty mood.
I could go on.
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#28
 2008-12-09, 03:12
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Re: Christmas Sucks
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Originally Posted by ªÞe×
My grandfather always told me that there's nothing better than attending a hanging on christmas day, especially if you have a flask of hot port and brandy, a glass of scotch and a packet of boozy mince pies.
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Dude shut the fuck up with your winy lil ass.
I speak for every one in America when I say this, no one gives a fuck about your opinion or belief. You don't like Christmas move to a Muslim or Jewish country.
And you don't need a shit load of junk you inconsiderate fuck, the whole fucking holiday is supposed to bring the family together... Even though most people just like this holiday for the free shit... And no one cares if you like the cold weather or not. You have free will here, pack your shit and move.
Ohh one more thing, very nice usage of the word "gay, and faggot." Really makes yo sound like a grown adult and not a spoiled child.
Yeah no one cares about my opinions.. Not enough to make such a gay, FAGGOT ASS POST DIRECTED TOWARDS ME!!! LOL!!!
Nope, just really hate people that bitch about Christmas
Yeah this guy DEFINITELY doesn't care about what I have to say, there's no WAY someone like him is offended over the internet.
And I'm tired of people just making up reasons for the holiday and bending the rules at will simply because they want to defend their own immoral values. You cannot alter fact.
Fuck that Iraq shit homie. Pretty soon they'll be celebrating Christmas as well.
hahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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