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# 1
2008-12-07, 03:00
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Totse, Pimp my Site!!
ok, i am holding a competition,(no prize, im poor!)
In totse for you to pimp my site, (front page only)
It is a general store website, and must include a massive
ENTER Button in the middle.
Must be written in HTML, with images on external hosting sites,(piggy backing 
No hidden scripts, as i will see it.
The design, must be for a General store, for a generic country.(no western/eastern specific imaging)
in the words of APU:
Thank you!, come again! |
# 2
2008-12-07, 05:31
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Regular
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Staten Island New York (Ugh)
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
If youre running a online retail site you generally shouldnt have a splash page.
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# 3
2008-12-07, 06:10
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaguarstrike
If youre running a online retail site you generally shouldnt have a splash page.
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yeah i know, but im lazy, and cant be bothered to do it properly atm.
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# 4
2008-12-07, 20:01
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Moderator
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NJ lookin at NYC
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
what're ya selling?
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# 5
2008-12-07, 21:42
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Acolyte
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Under your bed....
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
so let me get this right..
you want US to make YOU a FREE front-page for your web-store? and you want to do it by hotlinking images you host on other sites... and want it in HTML only?
...html only? ffs - 1990 called, giev back their code.
and...no.
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# 6
2008-12-07, 21:43
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Regular
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Straight out of Compton!
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hung Like Christ
what're ya selling?
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General stuff would be my guess...
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# 7
2008-12-10, 20:37
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Temko
so let me get this right..
you want US to make YOU a FREE front-page for your web-store? and you want to do it by hotlinking images you host on other sites... and want it in HTML only?
...html only? ffs - 1990 called, giev back their code.
and...no.
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ONLY GOT 300MB, saving it for the good stuff, inside.
HTML, is an awsome code, dam kids 
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# 8
2008-12-10, 20:39
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
Might just use the Totse, background[repeated] and
A white, ENTER.
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# 9
2008-12-10, 23:50
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
What happens when hotlinking to another hosting site that not upkept fails to load one day. Do yourself a favor. Learn to program in html and do it yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# 10
2008-12-11, 18:42
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThunderChicken
What happens when hotlinking to another hosting site that not upkept fails to load one day. Do yourself a favor. Learn to program in html and do it yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nothing..
It will will still have a hyperlink, in html in the middle. saying enter...it will just be surrounded by the totse background..
screw it, illl just steal the scource code for totse, and revervse engineer, for my site.
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#11
2008-12-13, 03:54 |
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Staten Island New York (Ugh)
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
When you walk into a store (click a link/type a URL) do you expect to see the stores products or another door saying "ENTER!" (splash page).
A landing page will cut your sales to a fraction of what they would be. Trust me, I work for a web company.
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#12
2008-12-13, 21:49 |
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
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Originally Posted by Jaguarstrike
When you walk into a store (click a link/type a URL) do you expect to see the stores products or another door saying "ENTER!" (splash page).
A landing page will cut your sales to a fraction of what they would be. Trust me, I work for a web company.
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Yeah, i think you are right there bud.
change of tactice me thinks |
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#13
2008-12-15, 06:31 |
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
Here.
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" />
<title>Madmentos' Generic Fucking Shop</title>
<style type="text/css">
<!--
body,td,th {
font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
color: #FFFFFF;
}
body {
background-image: url(http://www.totse.com/bbs/back_main.jpg);
}
-->
</style></head>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:48px;font-style:normal;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:blink;text-transform:uppercase;font-variant:small-caps;color:FF33FF;">Welcome to madmentos' Generic Retail Store Page.
Click the big ass fucking "Enter" button below to buy shit.</span>
</p><p style="font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;font-size:10px;">
<center><img src="http://cgtutorials.com/oneadmin/_files/linksdir/7374_How_to_make_a_Stylish_Enter_Button.jpg" alt="Enter" width="939" height="966" /></center>
</body>
</html>
You asked TOTSE for help, you got help from TOTSE.
Edit: Doing such a small amount of work, especially HTML, in Dreamweaver is fucking retarded. |
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#14
2008-12-15, 11:09 |
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Re: Totse, Pimp my Site!!
Here.
You asked TOTSE for help, you got help from TOTSE.
Lol, thats pretty funny.
I got what i asked for thank ye.
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