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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-12-07, 00:28
PhatMonkey PhatMonkey is offline
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Question Girlfriends & Porn

About three of four months ago, my girlfriend asked me how I handled it(We hadn't had sex for two days, normally we have sex every day). So I told her it was no biggy as I just looked at some porn on the internet. This made her quite upset, her argument is as follows:

"You have a perfectly good girlfriend who will pretty much have sex with you whenever. Why do you still need to pull-off to porn? It's making me feel like shit because all those porn stars have hot bodies, how can I compare?" Yardy ya...

To which I reply, "Sometimes when im bored I like to have a tug, to pass the time. Also it's nice sometimes to just have a pull- I don't need to tend to anyone else's needs. And sometimes I just do it because im horny and your, not here/asleep"

I can really understand where she is coming from, because I wouldn't like it if she whipped out her vibrator all the time and used it while watching ' man power' or something- thats another one of her points.

I've never had a girlfriend before that cares about guys pulling to porn, they normally accept it and deal with it.

Is it normal for guys to whack-off to porn when they are in a relationship? How many guys are in this position? And what do you say to your girlfriends to keep them happy?
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Old 2008-12-07, 00:45
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' man power'
Those cunts tried to steal my woman!

My girl thinks it's a form of cheating. I think that's crazy talk. But I like her. So I don't watch porn. When something she does bothers me, I'll make sure to ask her to stop.

P.S. Man power are faggots.
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Old 2008-12-07, 00:49
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About three of four months ago, my girlfriend asked me how I handled it(We hadn't had sex for two days, normally we have sex every day). So I told her it was no biggy as I just looked at some porn on the internet. This made her quite upset, her argument is as follows:

"You have a perfectly good girlfriend who will pretty much have sex with you whenever. Why do you still need to pull-off to porn? It's making me feel like shit because all those porn stars have hot bodies, how can I compare?" Yardy ya...

To which I reply, "Sometimes when im bored I like to have a tug, to pass the time. Also it's nice sometimes to just have a pull- I don't need to tend to anyone else's needs. And sometimes I just do it because im horny and your, not here/asleep"

I can really understand where she is coming from, because I wouldn't like it if she whipped out her vibrator all the time and used it while watching ' man power' or something- thats another one of her points.

I've never had a girlfriend before that cares about guys pulling to porn, they normally accept it and deal with it.

Is it normal for guys to whack-off to porn when they are in a relationship? How many guys are in this position? And what do you say to your girlfriends to keep them happy?
Don't tell her and do it anyway.
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Old 2008-12-07, 00:52
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Don't tell her and do it anyway.
And the winner is ...........
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Old 2008-12-07, 02:20
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Mine doesn't seem to like it either. Well, you might ask her a few things that will clear things up. First of all, does she? And, when she does, does she look at porn/what does she do? Guys just tend to be more visual, and need to look at something.

You really should try to convince her that its not a problem, but if shes totally irrational, just tell her that you'll stop...but wank furiously behind her back.
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Old 2008-12-07, 02:39
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Tell her, your bond with lefty or righty is unbreakable. Or just tell her your practicing. Maybe you can tell her, your grooming the beast. OR or, make pornz with her and fap on that... The sky is the limit or is it just her pussy.
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Old 2008-12-07, 03:05
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Just tell her she'll never measure up to women in porn. "The connection that I have with these women, that I've never met, is so unique and so pure that it's just indescribable. Nothing else can compare." Those should be your exact words.
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Old 2008-12-07, 03:13
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make porn with her. 4realz. works for me
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Old 2008-12-07, 03:17
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Why would you tell her that? Just keep your mouth shut, it's easier for everyone.
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Old 2008-12-07, 03:43
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make porn with her. 4realz. works for me
Fucking great idea. Combine both things, as long as she's down. That way, she can't get mad when you use the tape. And so you don't get bored, make a new one every once and a while. That way, if you break up, you'll have a killer porn collection. Also, share on totse.
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