Are you? Sometimes it's good to look at your flaws instead of others'.

As a boyfriend I leave a lot to be desired when it comes to maturity. However, I do try my hardest to make her happy but I always expect equal treatment, when I don't receive it I'm quick to anger and I get pretty nasty (the way I flame people on totse is somethings how nasty I am irl). I love oral so I give it 2-3 times a day but I'm pretty vanilla sex wise so I can't offer crazy bondage dominatrix fetish sex, public sex is enough fun for me. Despite loving adventure and danger, I fall into a routine pretty quickly and we just end up staying in most nights and watching DVDs, eating our favorite junk food and having sex :(. Something I hope to change in the future.

Look back at this in a month, 6 months and a year, and see if you've changed. Do you recognize your flaws and try and change them? What are your flaws when it comes to your woman/man.

I'm pretty mediocre at most things I do, so I try to be the best bf possible and I think I do a pretty decent job. I'd give her oral 10 times a day if she wanted it, but she doesn't...:(

Seriously, I give her my all, her happiness is as important to me as my own...I guess a flaw I could work on is jealousy but thats just because I love her so much and I want all of her love to be for me.

...Despite loving adventure and danger, I fall into a routine pretty quickly and we just end up staying in most nights and watching DVDs, eating our favorite junk food and having sex...


Yeah, that happens. IMO, it's more work to "spice things up" than it's worth. Once in a while is nice, but...

I work 5 days a week, and am a full time student the other two days. I mean, sometimes I'll only work 4 days, but about half the time I really have no days off. When I get home, I don't wanna go out with friends. I WANT to relax with a beer and my girl and a movie. Summer is a different story, but for winter, I look FORWARD to hanging out over her house with fuck all to do but veg out and cuddle her.

Her schedule is even MORE packed than mine, she plays organ and is a professional choir soloist, plus she's taking fucking 23 credits, so she's always running between different churches and school.

She's way fucking perky all day though. I dunno how she does it.

So, what I'm trying to say is, I think as her bf, I should try to accommodate her high energy more often. :D

I'd say I'm a rather good girlfriend, if that can be judged based on effort. I see it as my duty to try and be a partner to him rather than a burden, a source of stress, or a mother like some girls can try to be, and I always go out of my way to make him feel good, to boost his self-esteem, and to do little things to let him know that I care for him and him alone. I'm very sexual, and always willing to try new things, to keep in shape and looking good, and I think my biggest strength as a girlfriend is my ability to appreciate that we both need to have our lives in addition to a shared one; and I don't get (visibly :p) jealous if he needs to hang out with his friends or have some down time to play NHL 09, drink beer, and jerk off, or whatever it is guys do in their alone time, and can be more than happy pursuing my own hobbies without needing him to amuse me or be my primary source of happiness. Also, I can enjoy doing very low-key kind of stuff; I'm not a high-maintenance girl who expects him to take me out all the time, buy me things, or anything like that, and I'm just as content to play Xbox, watch movies, or do dorky stuff like bake cookies and build snowmen.

However, I think that as much as I try to approach things logically, I'm not immune to being a teenage girl, and I am prone to get over emotional; if he is absentminded and doesn't call, or if he doesn't act as affectionately as I would like, I tend not to take it as happenstance, but rather that if he wanted to do something, he would do it, and get upset that he hasn't done it. I'm also not so hot at communicating, especially when I'm genuinely upset about something: I tend to need time to decompress, and I bottle things up, making him frustrated when he can tell somethings wrong but I won't tell him what it is, and in the same vein, I'm very shy about verbally expressing myself and it's hard for me to articulate how much he means to me without feeling like a corny, mushy dork. Oh yeah, and I'm very passionate about my beliefs and it's hard for me to have a discussion without getting way too into it: I can't debate politics, women's issues, religion, or world issues without getting angry and crying a bunch. :o

I guess I could try and work on those flaws, but it's hard because that's the way I've always been. I'd say that no one is perfect, obviously, and that the flaws balance out the good qualities. If someone loves me in spite of my tendency to be a sobbing, emotional, mess at times...I'd say they're a keeper.


edit: that was way too long....so TL/DR I'm a good girlfriend because I try to make him happy, am able to be independent and expect him to do the same, and I am a big dork who likes sex. I'm a bad girlfriend because I don't communicate so well and I get very emotional at times.

i suck at being a boyfriend and my girlfriend sucks at being a girlfriend.

i'm too stubborn, selfish, and independent.

she is too jealous, sensitive, and codependent.

it works though.

I'm not getting a girlfriend until I've built myself up to a certain level.

when i was a little younger i was a horrible girlfriend. especially to the one guy i have come to realize was the only one i really loved.
but as i grew i have become better, but i have been out of the stage of 'boyfriends' i just have been dating and having a good time more than focusing on relationships. that i think is going to change soon.

i suck as a husband... i mean it.

- my romance levels are non-existent (fuck hell - proposed to her after a 30 hours sex session)

- i HATE going out. i mean it. i find nothing more revolting then 12 years old's in a club getting boozed up and wahtnot... makes me want to slap one and all (I did throw out a few in clubs that were young enough to be my kid and i'm in my fucking early 20's!)

- My "together time" idea consists out of a movie (i like movies like "The Genious Club".... fun no?) and junk-food.

- my interests are summed up by 2 words. "Programming" "Gaming".... yeh... :)


...and she still loves me... i dont know how or why... and frankly i dont give a shit - she's happy and thats all i need. and if keeping her happy means spending a night kicking 12 year old out of a club... then i start rolling up my sleeves :)

I can get busy and forget to take care of myself; I tend to throw myself into whatever I'm doing at the time. I don't value myself and tend to brush off anything that compliments me as unimportant. I don't value money in the same way as most people because I see it as something that I can always earn. I'm not great at making plans in advance, though I'm learning how to make concrete long-term plans; I guess that I view plans as goals.

I'm a decent boyfriend. The girl in my life knows that she's cared about. I hear that I'm a great boyfriend, but I'm contented with decent.

I'm... mediocre. I'm trying, though...

I'm told I'm a great boyfriend, and this is coming from my ex, lol. The only flaw I have, is that some times I need a kick in the ass to keep motivated at the menial things in life. I suck at doing the laundry too, lol. Overall though, I'm told I'm a really good boyfriend.

I am a fucking awesome boyfriend.

I can listen to her for hours without talking about myself or telling her that I don't give a fuck about how much she likes the book she's reading.

I can be around her annoying girlfriends and totally ignore how fucking ditzy they are. I only yell at them to shut the fuck up when I absolutely have to.

I know how important her family is to her, so I never try to get in the way of any plans or things she has with them. Even if it's every fucking friday.

I'm not into most boyish things, like sports or cars. So I don't bore her to death talking about this shit, like she does to me.

You know you want me.

Does your vagina ever get itchy?

Does your vagina ever get itchy?

replace vagina with twat.... it sounds more appropriate for chichi

Does your vagina ever get itchy?

Like you wouldn't believe. :(

Fuck I hate this.

S&A has turned so fail. This is one of the best threads we have right now, and all everyone wants to do is post in the thread with the jail bait chick.

I hope this gets better soon. :(

Shit guys, this isn't rocket science. Everyone above me except Euda is a fricking retard.

I'm the worlds greatest boyfriend. I don't expect much except some sex and a couple of sandwiches.

Occasionally I have even been known to pay for a meal.

Bitches love me.

S&A has turned so fail. This is one of the best threads we have right now, and all everyone wants to do is post in the thread with the jail bait chick.:(

Whoah whoah whoah son, direct me to this jailbait.

Whoah whoah whoah son, direct me to this jailbait.

I think it's titled "I'm fucking crying!!" and it's posted by AccessoryGirl.

The worst in the world.

I think it's titled "I'm fucking crying!!" and it's posted by AccessoryGirl.



Fail, bitch ain't interested.

Ever since Miley Cyrus turned 16 there's no more good jailbait left.

Fail, bitch ain't interested.

Ever since Miley Cyrus turned 16 there's no more good jailbait left.

That gomez chick owns Cyrus.

That gomez chick owns Cyrus.
I call bullshit.

We must picture battle.

I'd say I'm a rather good girlfriend, if that can be judged based on effort. I see it as my duty to try and be a partner to him rather than a burden, a source of stress, or a mother like some girls can try to be,

Are you serious? Guys actually don't like to be babied?

I kind of said to this boy I liked that I wanted to mother him/treat him like a kid...maybe that's why he disappeared.

Like you wouldn't believe. :(

stop...being...witty

I call bullshit.

We must picture battle.

I only saw this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Selena_Gomez.jpg) photo. After further inspection she is terrible.

Prove Miley is better...

I don't expect much.

That's all a person really needs to be a good boyfriend or girlfriend. If you toss in a lack of jealousy, that's a bonus.

I only saw this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Selena_Gomez.jpg) photo. After further inspection she is terrible.

Prove Miley is better...

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080428/425.Cyrus.Gomez.042808.jpg

i found this and miley looks like she came out a vag...
but selena is like 12 and they load her face with makeup
that is ridiculous.

That's all a person really needs to be a good boyfriend or girlfriend. If you toss in a lack of jealousy, that's a bonus.

Perfect. My lack of jealousy has been viewed by many as downright apathetic!

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080428/425.Cyrus.Gomez.042808.jpg

i found this and miley looks like she came out a vag...
but selena is like 12 and they load her face with makeup
that is ridiculous.

Cyrus reminds me of this girl, who I think is a fucking cunt.

http://images.askmen.com/photos/madeline-zima/23421.jpg

Perfect. My lack of jealousy has been viewed by many as downright apathetic!


Jealousy, if used judiciously and on the right people, can result in ecstacy.

Hmmm, I'm apathetic, hateful, sarcastic, unemployed, and broke.

Odds are I'd make a pretty shitty boyfriend.

History begs to differ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Federline)

i would say i'm a good boyfriend, i also put up with alot from her, the fact that i am always there for her, and caring. and the fact that all my efforts are sometimes futile, and she just doesn't pick up on some things, not to mention her getting angry for no reason whatsoever and yelling at me for the most simplist little fucking things, then there is the good side of her, and that is enough for me to put up with her anger, and i am hoping that will be less of a problem when she grows up (not being sarcastic, i litteraly mean when she has birtdays)

History begs to differ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Federline)

Oh dude. Plus fucking one. I just woke up the roommate.

History begs to differ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Federline)

Well done, sir, well done.

I think I'm right in the middle, leaning towards being a bad girlfriend. I don't really wanna go into why. I'm very sleepy.

Euda you have a girlfriend now?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!?! We never talk anymore. :(

eh yes and no, i do a lot of cute nice shit for my old lady but i end up getting drunk or high with my buddies and will forget to hit her up and if i do im completely incoherent so she gets pissed. plus im poor as hell so i cant buy her shit. oh and i smoke her weed, cigs, and drive her car til its on E. then i speed through tollbooths after driving her to the airport at 630 because i think she has fasttrac. then i dont tell her about it.
im still waiting on that shit storm :)

as a boyfriend i leave a lot to be desired when it comes to maturity. However, i do try my hardest to make her happy but i always expect equal treatment, when i don't receive it i'm quick to anger and i get pretty nasty.


this.

I would consider myself a really good girlfriend. I want nothing more than to make my man happy and bring out his best sides but I am able to see him at his worst and still feel as strong about him. I am very, very affectionate when we're alone, but when I don't receive the same attention I'm quick to anger or get upset. If something is wrong I find a clever way to let him know. I'm not the jealous type, partly because I know I've got a good figure, a tight vag, and some pretty good bedroom skills.

My worst quality when it comes to being a girlfriend is that I know I'm good looking and for the most part I remain humble. But sometimes he'll completely ignore me when we're together, or do some stupid shit on the computer when we haven't fucked in 2 weeks and I think to myself... any other guy would fucking KILL to be him right now. And not only that, when I do try to get intimate with him he often says no and I get fucking furious.

My worst quality when it comes to being a girlfriend is that I know I'm good looking and for the most part I remain humble. But sometimes he'll completely ignore me when we're together, or do some stupid shit on the computer when we haven't fucked in 2 weeks and I think to myself... any other guy would fucking KILL to be him right now. And not only that, when I do try to get intimate with him he often says no and I get fucking furious.

Ego much?

My worst quality when it comes to being a girlfriend is that I know I'm good looking

Haha.

Have you seen you?

fuck all of you and your relationships.

so basically youre a bitch?
try not to flatter yourself sister, youre not that hot.
and dont be conceited because when youre not full of yourself, you seem chill. aye lady?

so basically youre a bitch?
try not to flatter yourself sister, youre not that hot.
and dont be conceited because when youre not full of yourself, you seem chill. aye lady?

Hey, I said I'm humble for the most part. Only when I offer my man a couple sexual favors and he denies all of them, do I resort to those thoughts. It is just so fucking annoying when we don't know what we have, even more annoying when you yourself are being taken for granted, a feeling I have long come to know. I know I am a great girlfriend, and I know a lot of guys who would NEVER ever turn me down. It is just beyond me why the one guy who I end up happily with denies me.

Haha.

Have you seen you?

Real life =/= Totse.

It's a reaction to the way he treats me, like I said I am more humble than egotistical but when it comes to being taken for granted I am quick to anger and quick to build myself back up.

You're actually pretty hot.

But far from conventionally attractive.

:o

Unconventional is more my taste. Thanks Chi.

CAAAAATFIGHT!!!

*meow* *rawr*

I keep thinking chi's a chick. This sucks.

Perfect. My lack of jealousy has been viewed by many as downright apathetic!

There's a fine line between interest and jealousy; of course, some girls love a guy to be jealous and possessive. It all depends.

i think i am pretty damn good.

Hey, I said I'm humble for the most part. Only when I offer my man a couple sexual favors and he denies all of them, do I resort to those thoughts. It is just so fucking annoying when we don't know what we have, even more annoying when you yourself are being taken for granted, a feeling I have long come to know. I know I am a great girlfriend, and I know a lot of guys who would NEVER ever turn me down. It is just beyond me why the one guy who I end up happily with denies me.

i dont think being humble means talking about how hot you are and how any guy would be lucky to have you. maybe youre annoying. maybe you smell wierd, who knows. all im gonna say is youve got some inner shit you should think about for once, its not all about whats on the outside man.

I can honestly tell you that you have an extremely unattractive personality.

You are as bad as Silverfuck.

i dont think being humble means talking about how hot you are and how any guy would be lucky to have you. maybe youre annoying. maybe you smell wierd, who knows. all im gonna say is youve got some inner shit you should think about for once, its not all about whats on the outside man.

i'm not saying that any guy would be lucky to have me, and when it comes to sex, physical attraction is a huge factor. i know a lot of guys who seem more physically attracted to me than my boyfriend.

didn't say i was "hot" either, i'd say i'm a 7.5 out of 10 and i am a very good girlfriend. i take pride in the second quality and that is also another reason why i'd say that a lot of guys would not deny me the way my boyfriend does.

it is more of a 'you shoot me down by denying me' and i will repair myself with reassurances such as 1. i'm a good girly and 2. i'm not all that bad looking either. i prefer to just brush the matter off and not let the lack of attention i'm seeking become a huge issue.

Your post was totally justified and you shouldn't be defending your self.

honestly nobody is the perfect boyfriend or girlfriend. plain and simple.

i guess she still thinks i'm awesome, so i must be doing something right. sometimes i can be really impatient though.

ashley blue begs to differ.

I can honestly tell you that you have an extremely unattractive personality.

You are as bad as Silverfuck.

hey, fuck you wan, you don't even know me to the smallest extent and thankfully you will probably never get that opportunity.

i'm not saying that any guy would be lucky to have me, and when it comes to sex, physical attraction is a huge factor. i know a lot of guys who seem more physically attracted to me than my boyfriend.

didn't say i was "hot" either, i'd say i'm a 7.5 out of 10 and i am a very good girlfriend. i take pride in the second quality and that is also another reason why i'd say that a lot of guys would not deny me the way my boyfriend does.

it is more of a 'you shoot me down by denying me' and i will repair myself with reassurances such as 1. i'm a good girly and 2. i'm not all that bad looking either. i prefer to just brush the matter off and not let the lack of attention i'm seeking become a huge issue.

Bullshit. Sheer bullshit. You know what your first post said? It said "The thing that pisses me off about my boyfriend the most is that he doesn't worship my hottness." Fucking hell, you actually start with "My worst quality is..." and launch into how hot you are. So, your whole post amounts to you saying how perfect you are and how lame your boyfriend is for not worshiping you.

So, now you understand why my response to that is "Fuck off, you arrogant cunt."

ashley blue begs to differ.

she is wrong then

Everyone seems to get the wrong idea and I really don't like to be perceived as a conceited bitch like the people in this thread apparently think.

Bullshit. Sheer bullshit. You know what your first post said? It said "The thing that pisses me off about my boyfriend the most is that he doesn't worship my hottness." Fucking hell, you actually start with "My worst quality is..." and launch into how hot you are. So, your whole post amounts to you saying how perfect you are and how lame your boyfriend is for not worshiping you.

So, now you understand why my response to that is "Fuck off, you arrogant cunt."

I'm not looking for worship, I don't even believe I'm worthy of it. And that's not what my whole post was about. There's a bottom line:

I am desirable, and the one person I choose to remain faithful to and to desire, doesn't desire me half as much. I know of plenty more men who want me and I remain with my man. That's not a good quality? Hahaha knowing what I could have, which is, in some aspects, more than what I have now but still remaining loyal to my man because there are qualities that he possesses that I absolutely love?

It doesn't make me an arrogant cunt to want the same kind of attraction back as the amount of attraction I'm putting in. My boyfriend is sexy as hell, I can never get enough of him and in my mind he should feel the same way.

And if your response is "Fuck off, you arrogant cunt," I don't even care for the reasoning behind it.

she is wrong then

ashley blue is never wrong! how dare you!

ashley blue is never wrong! how dare you!

who is ashley blue anywho?
and why would her opinion count.

who is ashley blue anywho?
and why would her opinion count.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Blue

^^ that's who, now show some respect!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Blue

^^ that's who, now show some respect!

uhmmm wow i guess i was wrong.
"rolls eyes"
dumb

uhmmm wow i guess i was wrong.
"rolls eyes"
dumb

it's the internet, it's all about taking the piss, now have laugh and realise the perfect girlfriend does exist.

maybe your right. but the perfect boyfriend is brandon boyd though.

too bad he can't sing; he'd be the perfect package elsewise.

too bad he can't sing; he'd be the perfect package elsewise.

yes he can. he can do everything. i would tap that ass all night long. all day. every day.
I would never say no.

I would never say no.

i never do.

i never do.

what if this asked:
http://www.queens.edu/Janet%20Reno.jpg

p.s. don't insult incubus i will kill your fucking face

what if this asked:
http://www.queens.edu/Janet%20Reno.jpg


old bitches need love too.

p.s. don't insult incubus i will kill your fucking face

wow... definately not the type of reaction you'd generally associate with an incubus fan. kinda like a terrorist who likes britney spears or something.

yeah. i just compared incubus to britney.

old bitches need love too.



wow... definately not the type of reaction you'd generally associate with an incubus fan. kinda like a terrorist who likes britney spears or something.

yeah. i just compared incubus to britney.

britney spears' music cannot possibly compare to incubus' songs. her music is not good. her lyrics make me puke.
incubus on the other hand has beautiful lyrics. and he has a beautiful voice. i am a die hard incubus fan, and the only reason i don't expose that too much on totse is becuase i get butt hurt when people say shit about them. it just isn't right.
EVEN JANET RENO????
you would say yes.

britney spears' music cannot possibly compare to incubus' songs. her music is not good. her lyrics make me puke.
incubus on the other hand has beautiful lyrics. and he has a beautiful voice. i am a die hard incubus fan, and the only reason i don't expose that too much on totse is becuase i get butt hurt when people say shit about them. it just isn't right.
EVEN JANET RENO????
you would say yes.

Whats an Incubus?

Whats an Incubus?

a male demon believed to lie on sleeping persons and to have sexual intercourse with sleeping women

but it is a band.

http://www.enjoyincubus.com/

http://www.enjoyincubus.com/

*did not enjoy*

*did not enjoy*

i get butt hurt...don't say anything hobo.

I'm a bad boyfriend but I don't care. It's not like I expect anything good in my life to last.

From what I've seen, Arquin isn't much of a lover.

is this true arquin

I think I am a really good boyfriend!

She seems to think so too, so do her mother and sister.

I am desirable, and the one person I choose to remain faithful to and to desire, doesn't desire me half as much. I know of plenty more men who want me and I remain with my man. That's not a good quality? Hahaha knowing what I could have, which is, in some aspects, more than what I have now but still remaining loyal to my man because there are qualities that he possesses that I absolutely love?

Why don't you just break up with him if he sucks so bad? Seriously, you're young. There's no reason to attach yourself to some guy who doesn't even want to fuck you. You can do that after you get married.

Staying with someone who is so obviously incompatible with you just shows your dependency issues.

My bad habit is that I get into a routine. I'm busy and I have to schedule time between school, friends, and free time. My life is a kind of routine because it's the only way to get all the shit done I have to do for school. Also a lot of the time I'd rather stay at home in the evening than go out. Going out gets expensive because I usually end up drinking a lot. I also tend to be really focused on my own life because I don't usually have a girlfriend. The whole 'having a life together' thing is kind of weird for me sometimes. It's so much easier for me to casually date girls rather than form a relationship with them.

As far as my good qualities, I'm usually pretty good at communication. I'm honest, I'd never cheat. When I do have a girlfriend I try to be a decent boyfriend, but the aforementioned problems make it difficult sometimes.

i think i'm ok. i mean i'm as a person generally very agressive and outgoing and bossy. :D but he says that he knew that when we were friends and he knew full well what he signed up for. i'm an uncontrollable flirt but i don't cheat and having him trust me not to helps as well. lol i've made myself look like a bitch.
i'm not all bad. i'm very passionate and we are both intellectual equals (although one may be more advanced in certain areas) so our conversations are never boring. i am open to trying almost anything, but he is alot more conservative (not just with sex) so that can sometimes lead to conflict when finding something to eat or in the bedroom.
rather than being a good girlfriend for my boyfriend i think we're just a good couple. good for each other!

i'm really bad at judging myself but i think it would depend who i am with as to how good a girlfriend i am. my boyfriend is very patient and tolerant so i think it works. as they say opposites do attract. :)

hey, fuck you wan, you don't even know me to the smallest extent and thankfully you will probably never get that opportunity.

*shrugs*

I wasn't trying to be rude or hurtful, and apologies if I offended you.

Maybe what I should have said was, based on that post, you appear to have unattractive personality.

Seriously, go read that post of yours again and this time imagine it coming from some girl. Do you think it's attractive?

that about sums it up for me too i think. shes pretty independent things but other things... and long distance relationships arent my forte so....

i get butt hurt...don't say anything hobo.

Haha, you call people "hobo" too?! You're my new favorite. :)

is this true arquin

Nope. With my girlfriend, I was probably the worst sex she'd ever had when we got together. I'm the best sex she's ever had now. I was a noob, I took a while to learn but I picked it up pretty well. I know she can do a lot better in terms of looks and success, but the sex is just that fucking good. I can't take all the credit though, takes two to tango. On that note, we just spent the last 2 hours on skype talking about what we're going to do to each other when we see each other in a little over a week. I'm giddy like a school girl. Epic sex will ensue. /blog

In conclusion, Arquin feels good.

i get butt hurt...don't say anything hobo.

LOLOL JKz stfu bitch! I have 6 of their albums if you include Alive at the Redrocks.

Don't call me hobo, I WILL STAB YOU, that puts me in the same league as WAN, and she's a hobo whore.

FUCK YOU WAN...FUCK YOU TO HELL.

Don't call me hobo, I WILL STAB YOU, that puts me in the same league as WAN, and she's a hobo whore.

FUCK YOU WAN...FUCK YOU TO HELL.

Should have said, "fuck you to hell and back and then some"

Should have said, "fuck you to hell and back and then some"

Shoula coulda woulda. Doesn't change the fact that you NEED TO DIE.

Hmm, I wonder. If I said on totse "WAN, I am going to kill you", would that hold up in court as a threat?

Because...WAN...I...am going....to KILL YOU.

Shoula coulda woulda. Doesn't change the fact that you NEED TO DIE.

Hmm, I wonder. If I said on totse "WAN, I am going to kill you", would that hold up in court as a threat?

Because...WAN...I...am going....to KILL YOU.

It probably won't hold up in court, BUT, you can get banned for it.

In fact, I am emailing Jackketch right now.

Shoula coulda woulda. Doesn't change the fact that you NEED TO DIE.

Hmm, I wonder. If I said on totse "WAN, I am going to kill you", would that hold up in court as a threat?

Because...WAN...I...am going....to KILL YOU.

I dunno, dude, that's a LONG trip to make.

It probably won't hold up in court, BUT, you can get banned for it.

In fact, I am emailing Jackketch right now.

*searches in google images for pictures of WAN dying*

*does not yield results*



.....yet.

*searches in google images for pictures of WAN dying*

*does not yield results*



.....yet.

keep talking shit, your getting banned

I dunno, dude, that's a LONG trip to make.

I dont know who you are but I don't remember pissing off retarded, faggoted, niggerized, cunted up pieces of dragon shit such as you.

Kindly tell me why you got a problem with me, fucko?

keep talking shit, your getting banned

Keep sayin shit...im tellin on u!

lol you ugly gook. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2227/2512794323_5736f79ace.jpg

arquin, stop.

Yes I know it was a joke but that don't matter. Don't threaten members with physical violence.

Is rape a form physical violence?

I kid...I kid.

I'll stop, I'll just start using photos like the one above, because that gorilla is saying everything I don't need to.

that gorilla is saying everything I don't need to.

Fucking lol'd.

Is rape a form physical violence?

I kid...I kid.

I'll stop, I'll just start using photos like the one above, because that gorilla is saying everything I don't need to.

It is a fairly nonsensical rule because any serious threat gets sent straight to the admins for a dose of perma-ban anyways-same as for blackmail etc.

As for 'joke' threats, I only infract if the person it was directed at complains and WAN has.

WAN, bit childish, you've been on totse long enough to know better



And i'm quite a horrible bf. I treat my gf's best friend better then her. I do my way and just hope for her she fits in 99% percent of the time.

But i never treat her as some bitch. That and i give her almost as much sex as she wants (demanding type if it comes to that)

Dunno why she's with me, think because she's used to guys running after her like puppies and i'm something new

Course she deserves not having a good bf for having red hair....

Nope. With my girlfriend, I was probably the worst sex she'd ever had when we got together. I'm the best sex she's ever had now. I was a noob, I took a while to learn but I picked it up pretty well. I know she can do a lot better in terms of looks and success, but the sex is just that fucking good. I can't take all the credit though, takes two to tango. On that note, we just spent the last 2 hours on skype talking about what we're going to do to each other when we see each other in a little over a week. I'm giddy like a school girl. Epic sex will ensue. /blog

In conclusion, Arquin feels good.

epic sex? hurmmmm..congratulations. Motherfucking GOLD STAR! haha
and i can defintiely picture you as a giddy school girl.



LOLOL JKz stfu bitch! I have 6 of their albums if you include Alive at the Redrocks.

Don't call me hobo, I WILL STAB YOU, that puts me in the same league as WAN, and she's a hobo whore.

FUCK YOU WAN...FUCK YOU TO HELL.

good. im so glad you like them! or else i would have to kill you. hobo.
and i just calls em' as i sees em' baby killer

I was a player when I met Ty. I slept with a guy 3 days before I tried to take Ty to bed. But all he wanted to do was kiss and cuddle. He didn't want a one night stand. So I slept confused and intertwined beside him.

Me being a player lasted about a week. The more I learned about Ty the more I repected him. He had just gotten out of a horrible 2 yr relationship and was slow to trust. I stopped my ways and tried to change but it was gradual. Not that I cheated on him or anything. But there was a time when I thought other guys touching my ass was ok, or things like that. Ty convinced me that to be in a relationship you have to be all in or not at all.

I'm completely different now. I try my best to take care of him and treat him how he deserves. He's saving up for school so I work hard to support him. I do the laundry, and make him supper and take him out. But it's mutual. He surprises me in little ways by cleaning the room or buying me my favourite treat. We have a healthy relationship in my opinion and I've never cared for anyone like I do him. The only snag is our different sex drives which frustrates me occasionally. But we're working through it and have been having better communication this last month. I love him and I like who I've become. The only thing I wish is that I can treat him as well as he deserves, and that he will except me despite my flaws.

omg ripstick sounds like a sexaholic

no offence though

None taken. I've openly admitted to being a nympho. But I'll only take it from my boyfriend. If he could sex me for 8-14 hrs straight I'd be in heaven. But alas, he's human. When he's able he gives it to me, and I appreciate him trying to keep up with me. Realistically no one could sex me as much as I desire. Ty's the only boy that could ever come close and I'm very satisfied with my sex life now.

None taken. I've openly admitted to being a nympho. But I'll only take it from my boyfriend. If he could sex me for 8-14 hrs straight I'd be in heaven. But alas, he's human. When he's able he gives it to me, and I appreciate him trying to keep up with me. Realistically no one could sex me as much as I desire. Ty's the only boy that could ever come close and I'm very satisfied with my sex life now.

tmi

thats like my girl

i went for 4 hours and i thought my dick was going to fall off, and she wanted to go more.


like a fucking sex robot

tmi

thats like my girl

i went for 4 hours and i thought my dick was going to fall off, and she wanted to go more.


like a fucking sex robot

Lol Ty always says, "Come on Jess, I'm not a machine"
Then I laugh and tell him I'd totally fuck a robot...

Anyways, every once in a while he surprise me with bursts of energy. About Once every two weeks he'll fuck me til I pass out which I LOVE. He tries very hard to please me and I appreciate him for it. But it's not one sided. He gets sex whenever he wants too and I'm more then willing to play with him/go down on him anywhere. I like satisfying my man as much as I like to be satisfied.

Lol Ty always says, "Come on Jess, I'm not a machine"
Then I laugh and tell him I'd totally fuck a robot...

Anyways, every once in a while he surprise me with bursts of energy. About Once every two weeks he'll fuck me til I pass out which I LOVE. He tries very hard to please me and I appreciate him for it. But it's not one sided. He gets sex whenever he wants too and I'm more then willing to play with him/go down on him anywhere. I like satisfying my man as much as I like to be satisfied.

sounding like my gf and me

but i cant go like 8 fucking hours. idk possibly if i down like 12 5hour energy shots

Not really, I'm not so good in bed, and I'm kindof insecure.

sounding like my gf and me

but i cant go like 8 fucking hours. idk possibly if i down like 12 5hour energy shots

Lol I`ve come to realize no one can go for 8 hrs, no matter how much you push, force, beg, yell at, black mail, torture, seduce or ask them to. And then they cry when you call them a failure. I`ve come to learn so much.

Lol I`ve come to realize no one can go for 8 hrs, no matter how much you push, force, beg, yell at, black mail, torture, seduce or ask them to. And then they cry when you call them a failure. I`ve come to learn so much.

Do you mean Like 8 hours before he comes, or several sessions of sex back to back?

Do you mean Like 8 hours before he comes, or several sessions of sex back to back?

Um... both maybe. Why do you have a story

Um... both maybe. Why do you have a story

I don't think it's even physically possible to have sex continuously for 8 hours without stopping. Marathons don't even take that long. It sounds painful and stupid. Get a vibrator with really good batteries if that's what you need.

I don't think it's even physically possible to have sex continuously for 8 hours without stopping. Marathons don't even take that long. It sounds painful and stupid. Get a vibrator with really good batteries if that's what you need.

Honey calm down. I said I would love to have sex for hrs. It`s just cause I love sex with my boyfriend. No he can`t do it for 8 hrs and I doubt I could. But he satisfies me just fine being human and having human, non robot, sex. And I have a toy thank you.

good. im so glad you like them! or else i would have to kill you. hobo.

Woah..woah...woah....'threats of physical violence'!??

*Pulls a WAN*

I'm telling Jack!

Woah..woah...woah....'threats of physical violence'!??

*Pulls a WAN*

I'm telling Jack!

oh arquin grow some balls.

oh arquin grow some balls.

It's not that I care about this. Sometimes I am just prone to being a dick. But on that note I'm going to make some porridge. Do you think you could not threaten to kill me? It would be great if you could do that for me anastaciadarling.

NAO SHUT UR FACE.

oh arquin grow some balls.

This.

It's not that I care about this. Sometimes I am just prone to being a dick. But on that note I'm going to make some porridge. Do you think you could not threaten to kill me? It would be great if you could do that for me anastaciadarling.

NAO SHUT UR FACE.

arquin how dare you. i thought we were friends.
FUCK

question: how long did it take you write that.

arquin how dare you. i thought we were friends.
FUCK

question: how long did it take you write that.

Like two minutes. So what's up?

Like two minutes. So what's up?

you are a dirty slut. that is what's up.

I'm single, but I would be the best girlfriend ever! I'd give head every day, I'd let him watch porn, I'd be open to everything sexually (as long as there wasn't a ton of pain involved, lol).

you are a dirty slut. that is what's up.

Takes one to know one, slut!

Takes one to know one, slut!

wow, what are you in 5th grade.
here i have one for you: im rubber and you're glue whatever you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you.

PSSSSHHHHT..
arquin better comebacks please.

wow, what are you in 5th grade.
here i have one for you: im rubber and you're glue whatever you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you.

PSSSSHHHHT..
arquin better comebacks please.

Your FACE needs better comebacks.

*writes down the witty repartee for use in polite conversation*

No, I'm horrible. I don't even come close to deserving the girl I have, but I'm a lucky bastard. She's way too good for me...

- Tom

to reitorate. no, i'm not a very good boyfriend. i don't spend enough time with my girlfriend and i'm constantly an arsehole.

Honey calm down. I said I would love to have sex for hrs. It`s just cause I love sex with my boyfriend. No he can`t do it for 8 hrs and I doubt I could. But he satisfies me just fine being human and having human, non robot, sex. And I have a toy thank you.

The tone of my post was supposed to be more conversational. I wasn't attacking you. I was thinking about how ridiculous an idea it was. Text on the internet lacks tone, unfortunately.

The tone of my post was supposed to be more conversational. I wasn't attacking you. I was thinking about how ridiculous an idea it was. Text on the internet lacks tone, unfortunately.

Oh my apologies. Some times I get a little crazy if I think people are calling me crazy. Anyways... it is quite ridiculous.

shudup, you crazy lady.

Some times I get a little crazy if I think people are calling me crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTRW7sGgiUE

i wouldnt know ive never had to take on this role.

Probably not; this shit isnt my forte as the fact that ive never taken up this role demostrates.

i'm not saying that any guy would be lucky to have me, and when it comes to sex, physical attraction is a huge factor. i know a lot of guys who seem more physically attracted to me than my boyfriend.

didn't say i was "hot" either, i'd say i'm a 7.5 out of 10 and i am a very good girlfriend. i take pride in the second quality and that is also another reason why i'd say that a lot of guys would not deny me the way my boyfriend does.

it is more of a 'you shoot me down by denying me' and i will repair myself with reassurances such as 1. i'm a good girly and 2. i'm not all that bad looking either. i prefer to just brush the matter off and not let the lack of attention i'm seeking become a huge issue.

... any other guy would fucking KILL to be him right now.... I know a lot of guys who would NEVER ever turn me down...

and youre a hypocrite, damn, your stocks are rising by the second eh? you should really really really take a look at yourself without makeup or anything else one morning. just as a little experiment. im not saying you are ugly, but im saying your ego is fucking gigantic and you need to step back a sec. maybe your guy isnt having sex with you because you act like youre such hot shit he wants to show you that youre not a goddess. without a decent personality and humbility, your looks are 2 week old dog shit.



sighs, i apologize for this one in advanced chinker but you need a beating...
I'm not looking for worship, I don't even believe I'm worthy of it. And that's not what my whole post was about. There's a bottom line:

I am desirable, and the one person I choose to remain faithful to and to desire, doesn't desire me half as much. I know of plenty more men who want me and I remain with my man. That's not a good quality? Hahaha knowing what I could have, which is, in some aspects, more than what I have now but still remaining loyal to my man because there are qualities that he possesses that I absolutely love?

It doesn't make me an arrogant cunt to want the same kind of attraction back as the amount of attraction I'm putting in. My boyfriend is sexy as hell, I can never get enough of him and in my mind he should feel the same way.

And if your response is "Fuck off, you arrogant cunt," I don't even care for the reasoning behind it.

bitch, youre fucking like 15 and you officially need to be dick slapped and sterilized. you keep falling back on your past posts. you sound like a little slut man, if you get dumped will you go get "fuct up" and get run train? do you drink your problems away? do your problems stem from a low self esteem? possibly from being abused/mistreated in a relationship? i hope so because if not you have no excuse for being such a piece of shit person. and just to let you know, it makes you an arrogant cunt when you think you are OBLIGATED to be treated like a goddess. fuck youre not desirable, ya got a big ol fivehead rockin and some chinky eyes. and ya look like ya just sucked on a lemon after being fucked for hours on end. and kick back on the cake up, youre like a moth, if i slap one side of your face does dust come off the other?
yes. your physical atrributes need to be torn up, its for your own good. AND PLEASE.... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

It's not that I care about this. Sometimes I am just prone to being a dick. But on that note I'm going to make some porridge. Do you think you could not threaten to kill me? It would be great if you could do that for me anastaciadarling.

NAO SHUT UR FACE.

youre just prone to being a little faggot, but thats just mine and the rest of the worlds input...

youre just prone to being a little faggot, but thats just mine and the rest of the worlds input...

No...you're wrong.

No...you're wrong.

alright maybe just mine and totse's then...

alright maybe just mine and totse's then...

maybe.

You're like a little retarded kid trying to make fun of some one. You fail that hard, that trying to insult you back would just make me look like a douche.

So uhh...maybe.

maybe.

You're like a little retarded kid trying to make fun of some one. You fail that hard, that trying to insult you back would just make me look like a douche.

So uhh...maybe.

oh arquin youve found me out, can i please please suck your cock now?
:)
eh im just a bit grumpy i havent slept in 2 days now, my bad man.

What makes one a good girlfriend? I think of my boyfriend first in 90% cases, I try to make him as happy as possible.

But, I'm probably pretty crappy.

Your FACE needs better comebacks.

you're amazing.

you're amazing.

I get told this a fair bit.

I get told this a fair bit.

by your boyfriend right?

by your boyfriend right?

BOOOOOM!
wasnt expecting that
10 points!

BOOOOOM!
wasnt expecting that
10 points!

thank you
**bows...and curtsies**

Um... both maybe. Why do you have a story

Just wondering,
Back to back is doable, i've done the spend a whole day in bed fucking thing.

I don't know about the whole go 8 hours without cumming thing.

you should really really really take a look at yourself without makeup or anything else one morning.

I don't wear a shit ton of make up jesus fucking christ. Mascara and blush now fuck off because the majority of women go much farther than that.



but im saying your ego is fucking gigantic and you need to step back a sec. maybe your guy isnt having sex with you because you act like youre such hot shit he wants to show you that youre not a goddess. without a decent personality and humbility, your looks are 2 week old dog shit.



This shit doesn't flow through my veins every waking moment, you're spewing bullshit like all I do is worship myself. I said I KNOW MY WORTH and to be taken for less hurts. I don't fucking rely on my looks, alright, I've learned that it gets ya no where. I built up my personality before I got out of my ugly duckling phase.



you sound like a little slut man, if you get dumped will you go get "fuct up" and get run train? do you drink your problems away?

If I get dumped I'll probably go smoke a blunt with my girls, not what I'd consider getting "fuct up" but ya know to alleviate the pain. I don't drink my problems away infact I rarely drink at all and I don't remember a time where waking up after a night of drinking ever helped me get rid of my problems. So no and no.



do your problems stem from a low self esteem? possibly from being abused/mistreated in a relationship? i hope so because if not you have no excuse for being such a piece of shit person. and just to let you know, it makes you an arrogant cunt when you think you are OBLIGATED to be treated like a goddess.

The fuck? First you're saying I'm arrogant and now you are insinuating that I have a low self esteem. And what problems are ya talkin about, as far as I'm concerned I don't have any problems stemmed from insecurities. The only mistreatment I've ever received in a relationship is being taken for granted, which is the reason I am defending myself. Yup I dealt with being put on the back burner for a while when my ex was out fucking other chicks and I dealt with it. I got back up, fixed myself and my outward appearance and will not be taken for less than I am worth.

goddaaaaamn. assume all you want about how old i am, how much you think i care about how you think i look and how much make up i wear. it doesn't matter, i am with him because i love him and if i believed so strongly that i was the hottest shit around i wouldn't be with anyone. i don't act like a goddess, i don't think i'm a fucking goddess and i don't ask to be treated like one. i ask to be taken for what i am worth and if that is too much to ask fuck off. yea i sound like a little slut? because i want to be treated as a girlfriend and am confused as to why he doesn't jump at the chance to fuck like most guys do. i've been given the impression that guys will fuck just about anything, alright, so me saying the shit about no guy would ever turn me down isn't saying much about how i view myself. sorry i pissed ya off but the tangent you just went off about must be derived from your anger because most of the bullshit ya just wrote is just that, bullshit.

My last relationship failed because I wasn't involved enough in the relationship. I didn't call him/see him as much as I should have. I regret taking him for granted now. I miss my ex so much :(.

I like to think I am :) I give him his time to play video games and whatever helps him relax, but he always makes time for me. I'll give him backrubs, cook for him, sex him up on a regular basis hehe ;) I always make sure I tell him how much he means to me and how much I appreciate him and what he contributes.

I was married before and never got half as much affection as my boyfriend shows me now. he may be quiet, but when he speaks, his words move me. his actions show me just how much he cares, and I try to mimic that.

Going from my last relationship, I was a really good boyfriend. I always treated my girlfriend with respect, kindness, and understanding. After my relationship with her I was a jerk bc of all th times she lied. I mean, she did lie and I think cheated on me, but I was more of a jerk than necessary. During the relationship I was a strict to not go farther in a relationship than making out bc I was a devoted Christian, and I wanted to sove myself for marriage. Now more than a year after I broke up with her, I wish 2 things. One, tht I would hav gone all th way "home" in th relationship if she wanted 2 go tht far. And 2, tht I wasn't such a jerk after th relationship ended.

Going from my last relationship, I was a really good boyfriend. I always treated my girlfriend with respect, kindness, and understanding. After my relationship with her I was a jerk bc of all th times she lied. I mean, she did lie and I think cheated on me, but I was more of a jerk than necessary. During the relationship I was a strict to not go farther in a relationship than making out bc I was a devoted Christian, and I wanted to sove myself for marriage. Now more than a year after I broke up with her, I wish 2 things. One, tht I would hav gone all th way "home" in th relationship if she wanted 2 go tht far. And 2, tht I wasn't such a jerk after th relationship ended.

Buy a fucking vowel.

Buy a fucking vowel.


I type in computer talk or watever u call it. I prefer it and its a lot shorter than actual typing it correctly.

I type in computer talk or watever u call it.

We call it acolyte talk, and it's not welcome on here.

I type in computer talk or watever u call it. I prefer it and its a lot shorter than actual typing it correctly.

I hope someone runs you over while you're on the sidewalk because he was taking the "sidewalk road" or whatever you call it and it was a lot faster.