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  #1   Add fuckindouchebag to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-06, 15:27
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Thumbs up im going to sell ad space on my penis

this is so smart, think about. Whenever I whip out my cock the ad is shown to the bitch or it could change when I'm erect , or change when I'm flaccid , kind of like those billboards that change every 10 seconds, but in a different manner, kind of like how mad magazine has those folding back covers so it reveals a secret message.

heres some companies I am thinking about presenting this idea to.
  • Wrigleys gum - its perfect for penis advertisment because of the oral relationship to sex and gum.
  • ciggerettes
  • hand cream companies

Does anyone else know which companies I should target my penis advertisement ad space plan?
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  #2   Add parkus to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-06, 15:38
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It would work but unfortunatly no-one ever sees your cock.

And it isn't big enough to fit the word 'Wrigleys'.
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  #3   Add fuckindouchebag to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-06, 15:57
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um for your information not only do I have a large and wide sexual target market in relation to my member , but I was actually calculating the dimensions of word space on my member and I can easily fit the word "Supercalifragalisticexpealiodsious" twice over.
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  #4   Add parkus to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-06, 16:25
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What a retard.
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  #5   Add Iehovah to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-06, 16:32
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Default Re: im going to sell ad space on my penis

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Originally Posted by fuckindouchebag View Post
Does anyone else know which companies I should target my penis advertisement ad space plan?
Viagra or Fleshlight.
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  #6   Add Eagle Bay to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-06, 23:28
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gaymatchmaker.com
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  #7   Add N0 W4RN1NG to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-07, 05:50
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http://www.valtrex.com

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  #8   Add grusomhat to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-07, 21:24
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Default Re: im going to sell ad space on my penis

You would possible/probably have more luck being a cock model for dildos.
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  #9   Add fuckindouchebag to your ignore list  
Old 2008-12-07, 22:21
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I don't think they make dildos that big.
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Old 2008-12-08, 00:21
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what a dickhead.

also, what about that dildo you had in your arse last week?
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