Ok, here it is. A few month ago my friend Hannah was going out with my friend Jake. One weekend I was in town getting drunk and she texted me, asking if I was in town. I said I was and that I'd meet her later. Skip forward a few hours, were both very pissed and running around acting stupid. Then, I dont really remeber how, we kissed. I though "SHIT, I shouldn't be doing this" so i broke off the kiss. And thats all that happened the rest of the night.

Me and Hannah decided it was best to keep it quiet since it was just a drunken mistake. A few days later she broke up with Jake because she thought he was cheating on someone else.

A few months later, i thought the whole thing had just blown over. Jake was going out with a new girl and he never found out. Then he comes up to me and starts hinting that he knows what happened, so i thought "ah shit, might as well own up and say sorry", he shouts "FUCK OFF" at me and thats the last time weve spoken for a week.

Now ive found out thats hes got some of his "big" and "strong" friends to come and beat me up, which i think is way over the fucking top, and if he really wants to fight me, he should man up and do it himself. Its not that im afraid of his friends, its just I don't want to fight them and if we do get in a fight its probably going to fuck up my relationship with Jake even more than it already is. I'm planning on avoiding all confrontations with his mates for a week or so, and see if he calms down a bit...

So their we go, tl;dr I kissed mates gf whilst drunk, he found out a few months later, i apologized. He's getting his friends to beat me up.

You should mail that story to one of the gay ass high school drama shows.

Now I think about it, you've got a point. lol.

That was an entertaining story. Silly kids.

This minus the entertaining part.

your mate is retarded. if he should be mad at anyone it should be his girl, not yu.

lucky for you it sounds like you are in high school, so this will all blow over very quickly. the fight wont happen, an your mate probably will still invite you to chuckie cheeses for his birthday this weekend. so buck up kiddo.

Its not that im afraid of his friends, its just I don't want to fight them

You're not fooling anyone.

lolz, if he's getting fiends, it's a BIG sign of fear and weakness. I say beat the shit through them and skull fuck em :D

...and u did nothing wrong...u were drunk :D

Fuck off, you 12 year old cocksucking acolyte. On a completely different note, I suggest you carry some sort of weapon. If he isn't going to fight fair, you shouldn't. I learned this the hard way.

... if everyonekeeps on calling me 12, does that make it alright to date a 13 yearold

if it's not one-on-one, then forget anything about fair fighting, i'd walk in with the fucking biggest pole i could rip off the school buildings (i love doing that, drain pipes come off easy)

Just stop being a pussy and go sort it out with him.


2 ways. fists or words. Either way you're gonna be mates again within the hour.

The dude is obviously a pussy, just beat the shit out of him and goad him because his GF liked you more.

Yes. While your beatings and consequent crippling will only be mostly temporary, your words will haunt him for an eternity to come.

I think you should get the first hit in. Go to this guys house, and when he opens the door just punch him in the face and keep punching until he doesn't move anymore.

kick the shit out of him, his big friends,
use weapons fight dirty.

You need to start fucking his current girlfriend.

Us totsians will rescue you! We shall unite when you call us from the four corners of the globe using your conck shell. Then, we will form a giant symbiotic man and supremely fuck up your friends big friends. Oh wait, you don't live close enough. Nevermind.

Man, what are you, a pussy?

Grab and extendo and go meet his "big and strong" friends for a little conversation.

Don't be stupid. Go get a gun.

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If you can't do that just go with a simple nigger knife ->http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41292000/jpg/_41292052_bottle203.jpg.

I'd be damn scared of fighting his friends. Note the plural. You might be tough, but I doubt that you're that tough. Now, maybe if you had a baton or something to defend yourself with.

But seriously, you don't have other people go beat people for you. You kidna went behind his back, so if he suckerpunched you, that could be understandable. But getting people to beat you isn't.

Oh, you should've apologized right off the bat. Then you're the good guy, shows that you're actually sorry and not just busted, and he knows that the girl isn't worth keeping.

This ^

You need to start fucking his current girlfriend.

And this... It'll all pass. I really doubt the fight will happen but like everyone said, for now carry a weapon.

You should make this a hobby though seriously. Every time Jake get's a girl... BAM, drunken sex.

story should have been, you were all drunk because she had a bottle and said you were going to show up, then after drinking heavily she leaned over and planted a kiss on you. then you pulled back and peaced out. you should have apologized for not telling him. but oh well man, looks like you should keep a bat around you at all times. like in your car or whatever. dont carry a knife, youll stab yourself. if you want a good laugh get a nice big can of pepper spray. nothing like seeing someone get sprayed :D

Big strong mates eh? Doesn't matter how big and strong they are, they will go down with a kick in the bollocks, sunshine. That's when you kick the shit out of them. You may get pummeled but you go down fighting mate.
Failing that, hit all the cunts with a brick or something just as heavy.

Let your mate cool down and tell him that she kissed you...You were langered, she was langered and she kissed you...You broke the kiss off and forgot about it by the next morning when you had a hangover and only remembered it when he brought it up.

I mean no offence to you personally mate but why the fuck does Berkshire suck so much?! I remember knocking about with a bird from Bracknell a couple years back and her ex didn't like it (it's not like she dumped him for me or anything...They'd been apart for about a month before I even met her!) so he went and got his mates involved (who, coincidentally, were "big and strong"), they came after me while I was in town and I beat fuck out of them. I remember the biggest and strongest one crying after the other two ran away with mediocre injuries and I put my knee on his throat whilst telling him what part of him I was going to hide where. He turned out to be an okay guy afterwards...Just fucking stupid.
I think we have a complete and utter difference of opinion when it comes to big and strong, fella.

Tell jake that your friends fucked Hannah too. He'll be too scared to fight all of them.

*sigh*...little boys over reacting. Such a weak act to send friends after you. I support violence...but the heath of a totsean is at risk, so this is what you do.

A baseball bat is a classic but i find them kind of clumsy. A gold club swings much faster ^^

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;) In all seriousness I would try to talk it over with him, loseing a friend hurts and that would be unfortunate if it was over a slutty girl like her.

you must go fuck her now and give him a reason to beat you up.

Bring weapons, fuck them up really bad and then confront him and tell him what happened, how shit is, how you're not gonna be playing his stupid games and to get a fucking grip.

Then if it was me I'd just go and kick his ass 1st and tell his friends to bring it.

Call their bluff, if they're not bluffing then show them you're the big boy of the playground and will fuck their shit the fuck up.

Your friend is a coward, which makes you a pussy by association.

hahahaha ^

hahahaha do it

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This will solve your problems. As long as he brings less than 7 friends, that is.