I found out via facebook that this girl I've been seeing has a boyfriend back where she's from. I'm pissed for several reasons. One, we already did nasty, nasty things yet over thanksgiving break she was probably with him. And she hasn't said a word about him. The only reason I know is because of the miracle of the interwebs.

I was thinking about getting into a relationship with her, but obviously now I know she is an untrustworthy cumdumpster. I feel like just telling her that I know and that I'm not interested in hanging around a cheating whore. But on the other hand we have plans to party tomorrow and there will probably be sex.

This is totally serious and I know everyone is probably going to say "Fuck her anyway and then forget her" and part of me wants to do that but the idea that she still has a boyfriend and she went back home and probably fucked him after being with me and then coming back to me really makes me want to vomit.

Totse, what do I do?

Use a condom.

and....
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If you're 100% sure, call her right now, leave her a voicemail, and tell her what you told us.

If you have no soul, fuck her. If it's something you're actually upset about, then don't even bother.


Oh, and if you have a temper like mine, DEFINITELY don't. I would probably choke that bitch to death while shouting at her at the top of my lungs mid-copulation.

...but it's up to you. ^_^

EDIT:

Oh and fuck facebook.

Thanks for the advice so far. Even the "fuck her anyway" because obviously part of me wants to do that.

I'm definitely sure, but I don't exactly any details of their relationship. For all I know, they've agreed to not be exclusive. Either way I don't want any part of that. I just don't know what to do.

Disregard what you saw on facebook and proceed normally.

Once again I'm voting kinky, angry, sex. She obviously doesn't care too much about you and vice versa. So why don't you treat the situation like it is? Good times and sex. Don't stress it too much and simply enjoy yourself. Oh and wear a condom.

Really try and fuck her in the ass.

With a condom of course.

I hope you don't have a girlfriend going to school in another state brother. She's from your area.

Completely stop talking to her.

If you say something like "It's because I know you've got a dude back home"...she wins. "oooh pwnage" *goes back to her back up and continues with that*. She knows she wasn't dumped because she's bad, she knew she got dumped because she pwned you and you got hurt.

So...just stop talking to her, completely. Never let her know what you found out. If you ever speak to her say something like "You were really cool at the start, but after a while you were so annoying to be around you were driving me to suicide. Seriously, fuck off."

Meh...that's just what I'd do.

I hope you don't have a girlfriend going to school in another state brother. She's from your area.

Luckily I think I'll be in the clear. The world isn't that small, I hope! Just out of curiosity, what part of the bay is this harlot from?

Tell her shes a skanky whore and needs to learn some respect. Fucking bitch.

I'd consider that but unfortunately we hang out at the same places and we run into each other quite a bit. I probably should have mentioned that. I have no problem ignoring her after I've told her off, but if I do that without ever speaking to her at all it's going to be really, really awkward.

Luckily I think I'll be in the clear. The world isn't that small, I hope! Just out of curiosity, what part of the bay is this harlot from?

I don't know what city, that's just the general area as far as I know.

I don't know what city, that's just the general area as far as I know.

If Oakland is mentioned, I'd double wrap. Have fun, bro.

I'd consider that but unfortunately we hang out at the same places and we run into each other quite a bit. I probably should have mentioned that. I have no problem ignoring her after I've told her off, but if I do that without ever speaking to her at all it's going to be really, really awkward.

That's even better. Totally fuck with her head. Pretend she doesn't exist. When you meet your mates, acknowledge every one but her. Like...hug every one in a group...except her. Doing that is great, it's so awkward because usually every one notices.

That's even better. Totally fuck with her head. Pretend she doesn't exist. When you meet your mates, acknowledge every one but her. Like...hug every one in a group...except her. Doing that is great, it's so awkward because usually every one notices.

For the record, this is probably the least mature way to deal with the situation. It will cock block you in the future, she has friends, they will talk. If your going to fuck her, do it. If not, don't. Whichever you do communication is key.

Don't become that guy.

Yeah I really wouldn't do that sort of thing. Her friends are pretty loose though so it probably wouldn't make a whole lot of difference.

For the record, this is probably the least mature way to deal with the situation.

Fuck yes. Dealing with sluts in a mature manner gets you no where. They're not real people thus they don't deserve the treatment that real people get.

Fuck yes. Dealing with sluts in a mature manner gets you no where. They're not real people thus they don't deserve the treatment that real people get.

Point taken.

Why don't you just fucking ask her?
This thread is full of some of the dumbest shit I've ever read. What are you people all in fucking ninth grade?

Ask her what exactly? Whether she has a boyfriend or not is not in question - she definitely does.

Ask her what exactly? Whether she has a boyfriend or not is not in question - she definitely does.

What she thinks she's doing getting involved with people whilst not mentioning the fact that she's already got a boyfriend?
I thought that was obvious. At least give the bitch a chance to defend/explain herself.

there is truth in this

ok; 1) Fuck her and then forget her
2) this post could turn into a fight so im sticking around for a bit!

pump her for whats she's worth while pursuing actual relationships with other girls...

shes a whore, so treat her like one. If u really want to fuck her over though, screw her then when u see her next in front of her friends make a scene in public XD

10th....BITCH!

Man I hate facebook. My last girlfriend used it to break up with me. I'm not a fan.

Hahaha...woah. As in she wrote on your wall letting you know you're dumped? Or did her "Relationship Status" become "single" before she'd even told you? That would be pwnage.

Hahaha...woah. As in she wrote on your wall letting you know you're dumped? Or did her "Relationship Status" become "single" before she'd even told you? That would be pwnage.

The latter.

The latter.

This would have been the best and most totseish response to the situation (http://valleywag.com/387053/facebook-status-change-drives-jealous-husband-to-murder-wife)

This would have been the best and most totseish response to the situation (http://valleywag.com/387053/facebook-status-change-drives-jealous-husband-to-murder-wife)

Probably, but it would have hampered my ability to fuck other women afterwards.

Probably, but it would have hampered my ability to fuck other women afterwards.

Always one step ahead...damn you.

Always one step ahead...damn you.

Life's too short to get worked up over stupid shit like starfish.

Well boys, this evening I manned up, told her I knew what the situation was and told her I wanted no part of her any longer. At least I never spent any money on the ho.

You threw away free sex for no reason. Congrats.

You threw away free sex for no reason. Congrats.

Pretty much.

ditch the bitch. No need for drama.

EDIT: IMO, you made the right choice. You'll feel better about yourself, and girls like that just lead to all kinds of drama that you don't need in your life. And you still have some self-respect.

And a dry sad penis. Life is too short. If she really liked you more than him, you threw it away. Do you think most girls are just sitting around waiting? Hardly. They are with some other guy until something better comes along. You'll hopefully learn this in time.

I found out via facebook

Stopped reading right about there.