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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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# 1

2008-12-05, 12:04
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/watch?v=puhAixwgqGc
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Lost virginity today!
I lost my anal virginity earlier today. I was visiting my grandfather at the nursing home, and there was this really hot attendant who kept coming into my grampy's room.
Well, my grampy and I were trying to have a meaningful conversation, and I guess she picked up on that and said she'd give us some time alone. As she was bending over to check my grandfather's forehead, she rubbed her breasts on my shoulder and winked as she walked out the door.
Happy to see her gone, I locked the door and got back to business with my gramps. He and I had a long history of relations.. mutual masturbation, oral indulgences, ect. I was the victim of his molestation as a child, but I grew to love it.
Gramps and I got to talking about it and he pulled me closer to him. When I leaned down, he kissed me hard with tongue. It really excited me and before I knew it, we were both naked on his bed.
"I wanted to go all the way gramps. I want your manhood inside me" I told him.
He obliged, and in a moment I felt for the first time what it must be like to take a shit backwards. I pumped my hips up and down on his manhood.
FAP FAP FAP FAP
He began spurting into my ass, and by that time things were really starting to get loud. He really came hard. I could tell because when he was moaning, his false teeth went flying out on his chest.
After that, I sucked his cock clean for him and went on about my business. I'm going to go back in a few days though and surprise him with something even more exciting!
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# 2

2008-12-05, 12:07
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australia
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Re: Lost virginity today!
I knew i shouldn't of lef you two alone
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# 3

2008-12-05, 12:07
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Re: Lost virginity today!
Troll less please.
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# 4

2008-12-05, 12:08
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Re: Lost virginity today!
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# 5

2008-12-05, 12:08
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Smoking a bong with a kangaroo
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Re: Lost virginity today!
Fuck that was HAWT, please elaborate on past experiances PLEASE!
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# 6

2008-12-05, 12:09
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Narnia. It is a silly place.
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Re: Lost virginity today!
INB4META
lulz.
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# 7

2008-12-05, 12:09
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Re: Lost virginity today!
Everyone in this thread that isnt me = illuminatikiller
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# 8

2008-12-05, 12:11
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Re: Lost virginity today!
WTF? I'm not trolling. That's a true story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raul Endymion
Everyone in this thread that isnt me = illuminatikiller
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That is WRONG.
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# 9

2008-12-05, 12:11
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Smoking a bong with a kangaroo
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Re: Lost virginity today!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raul Endymion
Everyone in this thread that isnt me = illuminatikiller
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Lol wut?
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# 10

2008-12-05, 12:14
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/watch?v=puhAixwgqGc
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Re: Lost virginity today!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockie666
Lol wut?
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Yeah, didn't you know we're the same person?
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This thread continued for 3 pages in the real archive, 30 posts total - only page 1 survived here.
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