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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-12-05, 08:35
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These people are fucking dickheads.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

So...does anyone else feel wierd now?
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Old 2008-12-05, 08:41
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Chuck Palahniuk ftmfw.
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Old 2008-12-05, 08:53
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Chuck Palahniuk ftmfw.
and u thought i was hard to understand
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Old 2008-12-05, 09:11
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*Facepalm*
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Old 2008-12-05, 09:52
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pwned
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Old 2008-12-05, 11:39
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You guys are up way past your bed time. I oughta call your parents and tell them what you're up to.
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Old 2008-12-05, 11:53
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the last person to tell me it was betime got major pwnage delt to him...and i'm on holidays so
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Old 2008-12-05, 11:56
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I didn't think primary school got out for another week.

A note on the story. Chuck obviously never did his research for this. If you ejaculate underwater the semen does not form "pearls" it sticks together in strands and gradually dissipates.
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Old 2008-12-05, 12:00
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I didn't think primary school got out for another week.

A note on the story. Chuck obviously never did his research for this. If you ejaculate underwater the semen does not form "pearls" it sticks together in strands and gradually dissipates.
1) that come back/insult was good...i ahte being insulted by shitty insults

2) ummm.....do i want to know how u know this?
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Old 2008-12-05, 12:09
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1) that come back/insult was good...i ahte being insulted by shitty insults

2) ummm.....do i want to know how u know this?
1) Yes my wit truly knows no bounds

2) I used my pool as a private masturbation aquarium/arena throughout puberty. Happy?
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Old 2008-12-05, 12:14
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1) Yes my wit truly knows no bounds Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

2) I used my pool as a private masturbation aquarium/arena throughout puberty. Happy?

hey, as long as it was ur pool, i'm not gonna judge you.......but the pool? that is kinda funny XD
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Old 2008-12-05, 13:09
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fucking old i read this shit back in 03 gtfo
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Old 2008-12-05, 13:17
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^ mother fucking this
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Old 2008-12-05, 13:21
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This Story gets posted by some noob every couple of months.
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Old 2008-12-05, 13:29
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That would suck so hard....
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Old 2008-12-05, 18:35
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yeah i must have read this in haunted 5 or 6 years ago. it makes people pass out when he does public readings which i always find quite funny :)
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Old 2008-12-05, 20:59
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Really old, and this stupid acolyte probably doesn't even know who Chuck is.
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Old 2008-12-05, 22:54
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Really old, and this stupid acolyte probably doesn't even know who Chuck is.


Bingo :D
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Old 2008-12-05, 23:21
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I know the only thing worse then a stupid acolyte is a stupid regular but... who is Chuck?
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Old 2008-12-06, 00:32
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Teenage attention whore.
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I know the only thing worse then a stupid acolyte is a stupid regular but... who is Chuck?


Only the best writer of all time Mad
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Old 2008-12-06, 05:23
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That story made me feel sick :( can you please give an adaquate warning next time
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Old 2008-12-06, 06:57
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I know the only thing worse then a stupid acolyte is a stupid regular but... who is Chuck?


He wrote Fight Club and Choke which were adapted into movies (Fight Club in the 90s, Choke was just adapted this year).
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Old 2008-12-06, 07:17
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OP is a fuck head.
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Old 2008-12-06, 07:50
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OP is a fuck head.

His Gaia avatar has alot of expensive stuff on...he must have no life. Rather sad actually.
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