are unemployed? I was recently laid off due to the fact that too few bitches and queers were sucking down lattes and shitty ice blended coffees. You should all consider socialism.

I was laid off on October 30 while working for a company that rents and sells tuxedos and suits, because business takes a nosedive after autumn. I start a new job Monday at one of the country's largest printing conglomerates, which I only landed because of knowing the Human Resources director.

I got laid off for winter. Getting unemployment checks and working under the table.

WIN!

Never been employed.

What do you do for a living?

I'm unemployed but I'm waiting for college sign up in April

Negative. Western Australia doesn't know what the Global Economic Downturn is.

Nothing.

This.

Shit. Don't you want to flaunt the fact?