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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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2008-12-05, 03:46
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How to rip open a virgin vag?
So I'm going to take a young lady's virginity pretty soon. I know I could just google this and look up on it, but I need some Totsean ideas!
How do I do it without it being horrible and painful for her?
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# 2
2008-12-05, 03:47
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
you shouldn't have a problem with your tiny peen.
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# 3
2008-12-05, 03:48
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Jaws of life.
Seriously though, LOTS of lube and slow progression[one finger, two fingers, three fingers, cock]
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# 4
2008-12-05, 03:49
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Position yourself about a foot above her and then freefall into that bitch.
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# 5
2008-12-05, 03:49
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by Mort2008
you shouldn't have a problem with your tiny peen.
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lol. Dude, tell her it's GONNA hurt beforehand. Then she won't bother to blame you for something she agreed to. Be sure to videotape it just in case she says you raped her.
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# 6
2008-12-05, 03:50
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by Ub3rMonk3y
lol. Dude, tell her it's GONNA hurt beforehand. Then she won't bother to blame you for something she agreed to. Be sure to videotape it just in case she says you raped her.
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then share on TOTSE for proof
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# 7
2008-12-05, 03:53
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by Da Black Ice
Position yourself about a foot above her and then freefall into that bitch.
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^ That made me lawl lots.
but 4 serial guys
Someone mentioned lube, should I just use spit or actual lube of some sort?
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# 8
2008-12-05, 03:54
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Use a can opener.
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# 9
2008-12-05, 03:54
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Just go really slow.
If it hurts. You will know...unless you are wearing earplugs.
You don't need lube, use a condom.
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# 10
2008-12-05, 05:04
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
It's not rocket science. People have been doing it for like 200,000 years.
Just make sure she's relaxesd, extremely turned on, and take it slow. It's going to hurt, but you can minimize the pain by taking it very slow and letting her be in control of the speed/depth of penetration so she can stop if it gets too painful.
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# 11
2008-12-05, 05:06
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
as soon as your about to have sex just stick you cock in there and start pounding away the sudden shock will cause the vagina to adapt quickly and her screams of pain will be soon replaced by moans of pleasure, also skip foreplay that just make the change take longer.
i know what im talking about im a gynecologists
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# 12
2008-12-05, 05:22
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by jewishnazi
i don't know what im talking about im a virgin
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Fixed.
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# 13
2008-12-05, 05:24
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by Chichi
Fixed.
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i beseech you to retract your statement, lest i challenge you to a duel.
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# 14
2008-12-05, 06:57
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Outside your window
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
...I am pathetic...yet, even I knew this...
Post pics/vid so we know ur for real  |
# 15
2008-12-05, 07:14
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by Audiofile
should I just use spit or actual lube of some sort?
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I'm sure saliva will make for a truly thrilling and unforgettable first time. 
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# 16
2008-12-05, 07:17
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
you don't need lube lolzzzz.
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# 17
2008-12-05, 10:24
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by Some Choad
you don't need lube lolzzzz.
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Shouldn't need lube. Make sure she's wet before you go in.
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# 18
2008-12-05, 11:57
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
finger her til she makes her own lube  |
# 19
2008-12-05, 21:08
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Take lube with you, shes a virgin, she'll probably get nervous and clinch up.
Just go slow, she already knows its gonna suck.
Took me 3 tries to lose my virginity.
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# 20
2008-12-05, 21:12
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Two items: Railroad spike and a sledgehammer.
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2008-12-05, 21:20 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by Zack1337
finger her til she makes her own lube ;)
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So...incorrect... |
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#22
2008-12-05, 21:34 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
lol... Did he miss?
No... it just wasnt the best timeframe.
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#23
2008-12-05, 21:55 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
How so? If you finger a girl for 20 minutes she is going to be wet.
Not necessarily. You have to factor many things in. Silverfuck probably knows more about this because she's a girl.
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2008-12-05, 21:56 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Not necessarily. You have to factor many things in. Silverfuck probably knows more about this because she's a girl.
yeah dude, if a girl is horny enough than she will be wet.
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2008-12-05, 22:43 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
I suggest a torture device from the middle ages. There's one that looks like a pear with a little crank. You insert it into an orfice and slowly crank it til it expands to the size of a basketball. Then fill the hole with sawdust and a little metal wheel and let your hamster live in there.
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2008-12-06, 00:04 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
It's not rocket science. People have been doing it for like 200,000 years.
Just make sure she's relaxesd, extremely turned on, and take it slow. It's going to hurt, but you can minimize the pain by taking it very slow and letting her be in control of the speed/depth of penetration so she can stop if it gets too painful.
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why would u |
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2008-12-06, 00:05 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by Some Choad
you don't need lube lolzzzz.
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lol@name |
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#28
2008-12-06, 01:24 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by coastal progress
Jaws of life.
Seriously though, LOTS of lube and slow progression[one finger, two fingers, three fingers, cock]
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hahahah rofl |
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#29
2008-12-06, 01:27 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
like jesus this isn't hard man you stick it in her slow and just go from there
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#30
2008-12-07, 07:18 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by Tha Ponch
Two items: Railroad spike and a sledgehammer.
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Tried and tested ;) ;) |
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#31
2008-12-07, 07:47 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q313/Fanglekai/stophangertime.jpg
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#32
2008-12-07, 08:08 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Tell her it's going to hurt, do it slowly and when it breaks give her lots of sweet hot lovin' to compensate for the minor pain she will experience.
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#33
2008-12-07, 08:42 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Chances are she's already stuffed vegetables and tools up there. She won't feel a thing.
Your thread name is gay, homoface.
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#34
2008-12-07, 22:36 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Your thread name is gay, homoface.
No my thread name is not "gay, homoface"
it is "How to rip open a virgin vag?"
fucktard.
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#35
2008-12-07, 22:42 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
No my thread name is not "gay, homoface"
it is "How to rip open a virgin vag?"
fucktard.
i lold :D
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#36
2008-12-08, 00:14 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
Gay as in lame...you.
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#37
2008-12-08, 00:53 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
has anyone ACTUALLY got experience of sex with a virgin girl?
doesn't sound like it, otherwise there would be some kind of personal story by now.
someone who's ACTUALLY done this please explain???
I'v never sexed a virgin, not too many virgins over the age of 16 where i come from |
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#38
2008-12-08, 00:57 |
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Lover of Scholar <333
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
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Originally Posted by stormshadowftb
has anyone ACTUALLY got experience of sex with a virgin girl?
doesn't sound like it, otherwise there would be some kind of personal story by now.
someone who's ACTUALLY done this please explain???
I'v never sexed a virgin, not too many virgins over the age of 16 where i come from |
I have.
Just take it slow, and most importantly; listen to her.
Like Silverfail said, if you can't get it right... |
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#39
2008-12-08, 02:18 |
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Re: How to rip open a virgin vag?
First off, you can't view it as "ripping open a virgin vag." You think like that, and you're headed for instant fail.
Second, the best advice I've seen others give on here is to take things very slowly. First, it's appropriate to wait until she tells you that it's okay for you to do *anything* you want with her. That's what my girl told me and she says she's lucky that she lost it to me almost a year after we first had sex.
Third, it's important to use your fingers first. Yes, I'm sure you want to experience the feeling of a tight pussy on your cock, but really, you need to do things nicer. If you are a good, considerate, and passionate lover, the word will spread that you take your time and follow her lead. Remember, it's not your dick that's going to be hurting from the experience.
Next, get her FULLY aroused. Play with her breasts, clit, and anything else you can think of until you can feel how wet she is. If you use a condom, put MORE lube on the condom...honestly there is no such thing as being "too wet" here.
After that, she's all yours. And you'll never forget the feeling of fingering such a tight hole.
Signed,
The butch dyke who is doing a better job than 80% of the guys in this thread
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