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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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2008-12-05, 03:05
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I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Okay... I told my cousin to wake me up in a bit, went to my room, undressed, went to sleep, and she came in and woke me up. She walked in the door, turned on the light, and said, "OMG!" Well, I forgot that I shouldn't sleep naked much less without a blanket and uh... she closed the door, turned out the light, and began to walk closer to me. My mind was racing as well as my dick I had no idea how to feel nor did I know what she was planning. Now guys, I've only had sexual thoughts about my sister and mum but I figured I would try her. Well, she sat on the edge of the bed and asked if it was intentional etc... I said no and apologized but she insisted on fooling around a bit. I'm really really freaking out right now guys. I had sex with my cousin... should I tell my sister? I feel like I've betrayed her. Do you think I'll be messed up mentally for a while? Can I recover? I never really thought it would have that big of an impact on me, it was always fine with my sister.
In short - I fucked my cousin.
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# 2

2008-12-05, 03:06
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by Haung
Okay... I told my cousin to wake me up in a bit, went to my room, undressed, went to sleep, and she came in and woke me up. She walked in the door, turned on the light, and said, "OMG!" Well, I forgot that I shouldn't sleep naked much less without a blanket and uh... she closed the door, turned out the light, and began to walk closer to me. My mind was racing as well as my dick I had no idea how to feel nor did I know what she was planning. Now guys, I've only had sexual thoughts about my sister and mum but I figured I would try her. Well, she sat on the edge of the bed and asked if it was intentional etc... I said no and apologized but she insisted on fooling around a bit. I'm really really freaking out right now guys. I had sex with my cousin... should I tell my sister? I feel like I've betrayed her. Do you think I'll be messed up mentally for a while? Can I recover? I never really thought it would have that big of an impact on me, it was always fine with my sister.
In short - I fucked my cousin.
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INB4calltroll
- Tom
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# 3

2008-12-05, 03:09
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
ITT a man who lives under a bridge ...(TROLL)
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# 4

2008-12-05, 03:10
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by Tom_Sawyer
INB4calltroll
- Tom
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Well mate, perhaps if you've read my other threads you would understand my seriousness. I'm literally on the brink of tears right now. I feel so fucked up.
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# 5

2008-12-05, 03:13
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by CH666999CH
ITT a man who lives under a bridge ...(TROLL)
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Perhaps before you try to call troll on something you should read more of a users posts. I'm a being that doesn't find incest really that bad. In fact, no different from other sex. I'm sorry if it's hard to gather that it actually occurs, but it does. I'm sorry to break it to you.
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# 6

2008-12-05, 03:17
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Forums should have a vote ban options like video games have.
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# 7

2008-12-05, 03:19
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by Haung
Well mate, perhaps if you've read my other threads you would understand my seriousness. I'm literally on the brink of tears right now. I feel so fucked up.
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Don't try to save a troll. It's been called. It's too late.
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# 8

2008-12-05, 03:21
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by coastal progress
Don't try to save a troll. It's been called. It's too late.
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Out of the mouth of babes
The New arrival speaks truth!
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# 9

2008-12-05, 03:23
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Oh come on, who hasn't done this at least once or twice?
I mean, for leprechaun's sakes, we're in at least the 19th century guys!!
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# 10

2008-12-05, 03:24
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by coastal progress
Don't try to save a troll. It's been called. It's too late.
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He IS the troll, dumbass.
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# 11

2008-12-05, 04:22
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by Transparent
He IS the troll, dumbass.
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A troll can also be the post itself.
And to the OP: If you expect to be taken more seriously in the future, I suggest you don't approach the subject of incest with such abandon. Your lack of intimate detail and the general tone of the post gave you right up.
- Tom
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# 12

2008-12-05, 04:25
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by Haung
Perhaps before you try to call troll on something you should read more of a users posts. I'm a being that doesn't find incest really that bad. In fact, no different from other sex. I'm sorry if it's hard to gather that it actually occurs, but it does. I'm sorry to break it to you.
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don't be sorry for us.
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# 13

2008-12-05, 04:28
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Damn man, your trolling is so original. How do you come up with a different relative each time. Blows my mind man.
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# 14

2008-12-05, 04:28
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2008-12-05, 04:33
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by Tom_Sawyer
A troll can also be the post itself.
And to the OP: If you expect to be taken more seriously in the future, I suggest you don't approach the subject of incest with such abandon. Your lack of intimate detail and the general tone of the post gave you right up.
- Tom
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Thanks
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# 16

2008-12-05, 04:36
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
I'm kind of a noob, but I have to ask....how does someone attain regular status if they are a troll. Do they just regularly post troll threads?
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# 17

2008-12-05, 04:46
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by wattsmf
I'm kind of a noob, but I have to ask....how does someone attain regular status if they are a troll. Do they just regularly post troll threads?
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gtfo new arrival
thats how
another favorite is stfu acolyte.enjoy spamming your way to regular. 
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# 18

2008-12-05, 05:53
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
A fella from northern England who fucks his sister. Pretty much the UK's Arkansas. Not a huge shock, so I'll bite. I'm one to give the benefit of the doubt to potential trolls. (In S&A. BLTC is a different story.)
But back to the matter at hand.
Are your sister and you in an exclusive, romantic relationship? That is, is she pretty much your girlfriend? If the answer is yes, then I'd say you should be mightily ashamed. Cheating is wrong. If, however, that would be a negatory, it is my humble opinion that you should enjoy all the pussy you can get. Pussy rules.
Just wear a rubber when you hit that shit. No need for eleven-fingered, web-toed, Mongoloids to be running around. Northern English accents make people SOUND enough like retards in the first place...
P.S. If anyone takes issue with my New Arrival status, I invite you to check my reg date.
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# 19

2008-12-05, 05:57
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by coastal progress
Don't try to save a troll. It's been called. It's too late.
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How about you shut the fuck up?
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# 20

2008-12-05, 06:57
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by Tom_Sawyer
A troll can also be the post itself.
And to the OP: If you expect to be taken more seriously in the future, I suggest you don't approach the subject of incest with such abandon. Your lack of intimate detail and the general tone of the post gave you right up.
- Tom
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I'm sorry I didn't describe my experience with her more sexually, bitch. If you want to read a story that will make your dick hard, look elsewhere. How have I abandoned it? It's not something I'm proud of. Having sex with my cousin wasn't the greatest thing I could do. I mean, I don't mind my sister that much but yeah, it was pretty weird. Even for me.
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# 21

2008-12-05, 07:01
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Not to sound like a dick, but, if you truely aren't trolling, how did the sister thing come about? No offense, but as someone who does not engage in incest, I have a hard time seeing how cousin is weirder than sister.
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# 22

2008-12-05, 07:04
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by coastal progress
Not to sound like a dick, but, if you truely aren't trolling, how did the sister thing come about? No offense, but as someone who does not engage in incest, I have a hard time seeing how cousin is weirder than sister.
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Truly*. Me and my sister used to shower together for fun. One day I offered for us to have sex for "fun" and we did. Ever since then it's basically developed into what we have today.
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# 23

2008-12-05, 07:44
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Pics or it didn't happen.
Now GTFO u fucking troll
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# 24

2008-12-05, 08:43
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Is it enjoyable or strange with your sister?
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# 25

2008-12-05, 09:09
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Why would your sister care? Unless you were fucking her, lawl.
Only I am allowed wincest.
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2008-12-05, 14:09
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Inb4hi5
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# 27

2008-12-05, 14:12
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Well, I wouldn't worry about it too much as long as you don't have any Freak children with your relatives.....Getting off is one thing. having fucked up kids is another.
Why not just get a girlfriend who is not in your family and then you won't have crazy urges.
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# 28

2008-12-05, 14:27
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Shit happens.
Atleast you didn't get crabs...Awkward silence.
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# 29

2008-12-05, 16:16
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
The style of your posts is reminiscent of early Exposo.
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2008-12-05, 18:45
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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#31
 2008-12-05, 18:48
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
A fella from northern England who fucks his sister. Pretty much the UK's Arkansas.
no. norfolk is the uks arkansas. if youre goin to insult millions of people based on where they live, at least make sure you get the right place.
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#32
 2008-12-05, 18:48
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
In short - I fucked my cousin.
lol
*high fives*
I would bet my last dollar on it... it was the freakiest, nastiest, sweatiest sex you have ever had in your entire life.
Taboo ftw.
Ps, i hope you used a condom.
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#33
 2008-12-05, 20:57
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
http://www.salagir.com/gfx/troll-web.jpg
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#34
 2008-12-05, 21:17
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
lol
*high fives*
I would bet my last dollar on it... it was the freakiest, nastiest, sweatiest sex you have ever had in your entire life.
Taboo ftw.
Ps, i hope you used a condom.
No. Neither of us had a condom. It was pull out.
Why would your sister care? Unless you were fucking her, lawl.
Only I am allowed wincest.
I rarely have sex with my sister anymore. She tends to avoid it.
Is it enjoyable or strange with your sister?
highly enjoyable.
A fella from northern England who fucks his sister. Pretty much the UK's Arkansas. Not a huge shock, so I'll bite. I'm one to give the benefit of the doubt to potential trolls. (In S&A. BLTC is a different story.)
But back to the matter at hand.
Are your sister and you in an exclusive, romantic relationship? That is, is she pretty much your girlfriend? If the answer is yes, then I'd say you should be mightily ashamed. Cheating is wrong. If, however, that would be a negatory, it is my humble opinion that you should enjoy all the pussy you can get. Pussy rules.
Just wear a rubber when you hit that shit. No need for eleven-fingered, web-toed, Mongoloids to be running around. Northern English accents make people SOUND enough like retards in the first place...
P.S. If anyone takes issue with my New Arrival status, I invite you to check my reg date.
Well, we aren't really exclusive anymore. So I don't guess it's cheating? I'm pretty sure me and my cousin were a one time thing. I'm trying to get my sister to cool off a little. I don't know, I generally don't like rubbers, it takes away from the sensation. Mongoloids? Abortion.
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 2008-12-05, 22:15
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
Forums should have a vote ban options like video games have.
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I second this motion.
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#36
 2008-12-05, 22:55
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
You're an acolyte, you can't second anything. Also, what is the problem with fucking her?
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#37
 2008-12-05, 23:01
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
I rarely have sex with my sister anymore. She tends to avoid it.
thats nice to know..... oh and u have sexual thoughts about ur mom? dude, is she a milf or r u just fucked up?
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#38
 2008-12-06, 00:32
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Don't feed the trolls 
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 2008-12-06, 01:22
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
In short - I fucked my cousin.
hahaahah thats all you had to say.
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#40
 2008-12-06, 01:24
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Man I fuck my cousin all the time
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#41
 2008-12-06, 01:30
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by CosmicZombie
Man I fuck my cousin all the time
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pics?
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#42
 2008-12-06, 07:00
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
thats nice to know..... oh and u have sexual thoughts about ur mom? dude, is she a milf or r u just fucked up?
Well, physical attraction is all in the beholder. I find my mother extremely attractive.
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#43
 2008-12-06, 07:44
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Dammit Learn to troll properly!!!
If your going to make up a story at least make it somewhat believable...
And put in enought details to get people into it
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 2008-12-06, 22:15
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by Lord G
Dammit Learn to troll properly!!!
If your going to make up a story at least make it somewhat believable...
And put in enought details to get people into it
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What the fuck are you talking about? Perhaps, if i were trolling, I would try to put more details into it but quite frankly, I don't give a fuck.
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#45
 2008-12-06, 22:28
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
It's just a social taboo.
TAP that shit.
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#46
 2008-12-06, 23:09
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Well, physical attraction is all in the beholder. I find my mother extremely attractive.
eh, w/e floats ur boat i guess.
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#47
 2008-12-07, 00:37
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
A dedicated troll I see. I admire you, good sir. You'll go down in troll history someday. The best lies are the ones you believe in. Go forth and troll.
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#48
 2008-12-07, 00:45
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
i opend my eyes and saw a troll
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#49
 2008-12-07, 00:46
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
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Originally Posted by zuperxtreme
It's just a social taboo.
TAP that shit.
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hehe oh yeah, get them both at the same time^^
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 2008-12-07, 05:35
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
no. norfolk is the uks arkansas. if youre goin to insult millions of people based on where they live, at least make sure you get the right place.
Excuse my American ignorance, but given the name, I had always assumed Norfolk was in Northern England. Just looked at a map, and whddyaknow? I'm wrong.
Sorry to all those in Northern England I may have offended.
Also, I love how no one is truly concerned about the feelings of those in Norfolk or Arkansas whom that statement would also offend. Geographical elitism is fucking win.
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 2008-12-09, 20:48
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Aludin is this you?
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#52
 2008-12-09, 21:23
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
Aludin is this you?
Shit.
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#53
 2008-12-09, 23:11
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
OP needs pics
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#54
 2008-12-16, 11:29
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Re: I sexually indulged myself with my cousin... ;(
OP needs pics
Stop requesting such stupid shit. Do you honestly think I would be able to get such things? I've already expressed the fact that I don't think she would do it again and also that I don't think I would.
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