As not to bump the shitty thread in which you posted the following, I've taken this to B&M where this sort of stuff belongs.

Address all you like, but I have sneaky suspicion you're about to get worked over pretty bad.

What the fuck do you know about my "cause"?
Oh, that's right, nothing!
If you knew anything about what I do or who I am, you wouldn't have posted this feeble minded crap, and you wouldn't have put yourself in the position you're in now!

You fucking idiot, do you really think I'm stupid enough to "brag"?
Do you realize that could put me away for several years you semi-conscious waste of space?
Do you seriously believe I'd ever post something here that could get me in real trouble?
Apparently you do, but then again, taken the lack of intellect you so boldly flaunt into consideration, that's no big surprise...

Now, as you don't have the faintest idea of what exactly my cause is, how the fuck can you conclude what will help it?
You can't, you just made an assumption, and now it's coming back to bite you on the ass.
And I can guarantee you that who I fuck has absolutely no effect on my cause!
Apparently it seems to make your piss boil that I take great pleasure in fucking as many chicks as possible, without all the troubles of relationships, which could make one think that you're either too fucking ugly to get laid, or too fucking stupid.

If you start pulling up "facts", you better start backing them up!
I'll be waiting...

I don't give a shit about what you like, but for some reason you're pretty preoccupied with what I like, don't you have your own life to worry about?
And by the way, looking cool compared to you, is something I do on auto pilot, I was born that way.

"Inflated"?
Really?
Hmm, well, if no one had ever asked for my opinion specifically, by addressing threads directly to me, I'd agree that my "sense of self-worth" could be described as "inflated", but as that isn't the case, I guess you can shove your poorly chosen words up our ass!
Or better yet do your fucking homework before letting that bag of wet saw dust you so ineffectively attempt to pass off as a brain, tell your chubby little fingers to start typing!

I don't give a fuck about what you want or don't want, as I'm a poster here, and have been around for close to two years longer than you, you better fucking get used to my "inflated and unwarranted sense of self-worth", you got that?
I have lost count of the times someone has asked for my opinion specifically, can you honestly say the same?
Come to think of it, you probably can, but only because you've finally learned to count to two.

In all probability, I'm older than you, fuckwit, so shut the fuck up...

I'll leave that to the junkies...

You can bet your fraggin' ass I will, and fuck the lot of them, while laughing at you for not getting any!
Don't worry, I'm sure you can find a 62 year old, blind, and passed out crack whore who'll let you in for a grand.

Don't forget "carefree, rowdy, upstanding, proud and cool"...

I have very little respect for people who feel the need to ride around in an overly expensive and totally useless car.
Give me a banged up van or pick-up any day...

You've got that fucking right!

Wrong, try "proud working man".

Being the elite compared to cretins like you, is practically unavoidable...

No Idea, I don't associate with scum, I only flame it on the Internet or beat it up on the streets...

Try "Skinhead" you friggin' imbecile.

Yeah, carry on, nothing more to see here, till this little wanker comes back for another grillin'.

Dem's fightin words.

Couldn't let him get away with it, couldn't bump the thread either...

kill that Mwuahahahfucker