totse.com | Kissing

Zack1337 · #1 2008-12-04, 07:28

I'm terrible at it...

....so, can anyone describe how i should be doing it...because i'm just clueless :P

arquin · #2 2008-12-04, 08:00

use ur mouth

shane666 · #3 2008-12-04, 08:05

im guessing youve never tried, theres not much to it

Zack1337 · #4 2008-12-04, 08:24

bingo....not much gets past u totsians XD (no, i wasn't being sarcastic)

yeah...i know i've been told it's not hard...i just don't wana fuck it up

can anyone give me some advice...

my friend was curious one day and we tried..she later told me i was terrible..maybe it was because i felt nothing for her but meh, (since it was so bad and we were just friends..i think it doesn't count)

Chichi · #5 2008-12-04, 08:30

Just kiss her...And like...Slowly progress from small short pecks, to prolonged pecks, to open mouth kisses, then subtly stick your tongue in there...And yeah...Just work your way up to frenching.

Fuck I feel terrible for having to explain that, you really suck man.

Zack1337 · #6 2008-12-04, 08:40

u just reminded me of my main problem

what do i do with my tounge? we were both kinda confused at how much i sucked P

Hengen · #7 2008-12-04, 08:45

What do you do with your tongue? You don't watch enough porno apparently. You have to thrust your tongue in and out of her mouth, trust me chicks love that.

Chichi · #8 2008-12-04, 08:49

Don't just push your tongue in there and go round and round like a retarded kid eating a lollypop. Go slow.

Instead of going fast, just gently and slowly move your tongue around her tongue. Remember: be slow, gentle and don't fucking explore.

LJ · #9 2008-12-04, 09:04

Just have lots of confidence and don't over think it. It's not really something you should analyze much, be as natural as possible.

Zack1337 · #10 2008-12-04, 09:14

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What do you do with your tongue? You don't watch enough porno apparently. You have to thrust your tongue in and out of her mouth, trust me chicks love that.

yeah...watching porno is against my morals/values/beliefs...so i don't do it (bad move, huh?)

...so natural...huh?...slow and careful....got it

hopefully next time i don't fuck it up XD

arquin · #11 2008-12-04, 09:31

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use ur mouth

4 a place to put the barel

Chichi · #12 2008-12-04, 09:36

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4 a place to put the barel

Dude, have you fucking emailed Naffy yet?

arquin · #13 2008-12-04, 09:40

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Dude, have you fucking emailed Naffy yet?

Chichi · #14 2008-12-04, 09:42

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Whatever. It's out of my hands.

arquin · #15 2008-12-04, 09:45

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Whatever. It's out of my hands.

I've decided you're offcially the only cool young person.

Chichi · #16 2008-12-04, 09:47

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I've decided you're offcially the only cool young person.

Took you long enough.

Zack1337 · #17 2008-12-04, 09:50

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I've decided you're offcially the only cool young person.

seconded :P

arquin · #18 2008-12-04, 09:54

Make sure to bite/suck on the lips. Don't over do tongue unless you're in your early teens. Make sure to touch her as well. Hold her face, touch her neck, her hair, what ever. Don't just sit there like a stunned mullet.

Zack1337 · #19 2008-12-04, 10:10

a female friend of mine told me of some of the female "eroginous" zones...

cheeks, wrists, lips, ear lobe, hips, that area between the fingers and the two ovious ones that most of ur threads are about XD

i'm guessing i should hold her in one of these places (the most accessacble...earlobe is kinda not accessable XD)?

Chichi · #20 2008-12-04, 10:30

If you're sitting next to her, hand on her thigh.

If you're standing, put your hand/s on her butt or hips. I prefer butt. With squeezing.

Zack1337 · #21 2008-12-04, 10:48

...ok...with standing...what do I do with the other hand? Cheek maybe?

Hippieloveisback · #22 2008-12-04, 10:49

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...ok...with standing...what do I do with the other hand? Cheek maybe?

Boob(s).

Chichi · #23 2008-12-04, 10:52

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Boob(s).

How did I forget that...

Zack1337 · #24 2008-12-04, 10:57

So let me get this straight...

When sitting;
One hand on her thigh, another hand on her cheek/book, tilt my head to the right XD.

When standing;
On hand on her ass/hips, the other on her cheek/books, tilt my head to the right.

anything else?

Chichi · #25 2008-12-04, 11:01

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So let me get this straight...

When sitting;
One hand on her thigh, another hand on her cheek/book, tilt my head to the right XD.

When standing;
On hand on her ass/hips, the other on her cheek/books, tilt my head to the right.

anything else?

When I picture you doing this in my head, it looks forced and unnatural. Just do what you feel...Don't be robot-like.

As long as you're smoooooth.

Zack1337 · #26 2008-12-04, 11:05

OK natural...well, S&A, I'll give yous a beak from my shitty comments, I got to sleep

Exothermia · #27 2008-12-04, 18:37

Loosen your lower lip and kind of massage hers with it. Work the tongue. Use your hands on her body. Speed up, slow down, look into each others eyes. Do whatever feels natural. It should explain itself pretty quickly once you start doing it.

It helps if you're both intoxicated, too.

slim-ov-derby · #28 2008-12-04, 19:14

Just remember it takes 2 to tango, it'll be shit if she doesn't put anything into it as well.

Slow and easy, not too much tongue, just stick to the lips if it's your 1st time.

Chichi's covered everything I was gonna say.

I prefer the arms round her body and hands on ass while doing it (this is standing by the way), she usually has her arms around my waist too.

If it's leading onto anything else you can slide your hands up her body easily and under her top and take it from there.

It comes down to experience, just go out and try it with girls and you'll get it eventually. If you land a girlfriend and you're a shit kisser than play it off and ask her to kiss you, you're still getting some while learning to do it better.

rocking 4 minutes · #29 2008-12-04, 21:01

if you dont know what your doing, start slow and kind of let her lead until you can tell what she's comfortable with, thats when you can get more into it and see where it goes.

good luck my friend.

Dead1Head · #30 2008-12-05, 01:40

ALWAYS get a handful of booty. Cardinal rule.

Ganja Fett · #31 2008-12-05, 01:43

Fucking Acolytes.

Volcanbaru · #32 2008-12-05, 01:56

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yeah...watching porno is against my morals/values/beliefs...so i don't do it (bad move, huh?)

Dude....you're 100% hopeless.

Watch porn and take SOME note. Don't do everything what they do in porn through. Like violent fucking, slapping, weird positions or anal. Yeah, that kind of shit wont fly with most girls(unless they ask for it)

How about watch a chick flicks. They always got pretty good kissing scenes that make every girl get wets. (PRO TIP: Try twilight, I think they got some kissing scene)

How old are you? If you're under 13 years old....don't think too much. Every 13 years old sucks at kissing

Edit: Once you get a girlfriend, I'm sure you guys will have shitload of practices...13 years old couple tend to kiss for hours...nonstop.

Mr. Stabby · #33 2008-12-05, 02:28

I come back to totse after a brief break and this is what i find.

How the mighty have fallen.

Kid, OP, dude who can't kiss:

1) use your mouth
2) use your lips
3) use your tongue
4) do what feels right
5) make sure you stick your penis in her vagina after you've finished kissing, they really fucking dig that

Dear god we are inundated with retards, even in this once magnificent forum we have 12 year olds asking how to kiss and even worse no one flaming them.

I am disgusted totse, DISGUSTED.

Zack1337 · #34 2008-12-05, 06:23

ummm.....i was gona state my age....but i think i had beter not

a hint my age is a little above 12 and 13

EDIT: I MENT ABOVE 13 XD

Chichi · #35 2008-12-05, 06:27

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a hint my age is a little about 12 and 13

Now there's a shocker.

Zack1337 · #36 2008-12-05, 06:33

I posted my age in one of my other threads.

To my defence, I live in the country...away from society...DON'T JUDGE ME

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