The art of lieing
Authorities always lie,CEOS lie

lie to people
talk to strangers on street
lieing can be ,harmless,fun

Things you can lie
your age (dating)
your job (doctor)
where you live (Manhattan,even though you live in nyc)
where you grow up (alaska,he he)

Go to meetings,groups,classes and meet strangers lie about what ever possible

Please add your knowledge on how to learn this ART

That was a pretty pathetic topic starter, but I have to add my two cents and say that this is somewhat a skill. 99% of TOTSE probably SUCKS at telling lies and that same 99% probably thinks they are pretty good. Most people lie too much and end up contradicting themselves or lying about something that can be proven wrong.

"It's not a lie if YOU believe it."

--George Costanza

Any good Liers

Any car salesman,lawyers here

LYING -- can be moderate or high; in moderate form, they will be shrewd, crafty, cunning, sly, and clever; in extreme form, they will be deceptive, deceitful, underhanded, unscrupulous, manipulative, and dishonest.

your name is fucking awesome

see, im a good liar

At first when you start lying, you have to use your dome (head) to think of good lies, but after you get good at it, it will become second nature

Manhattan is in NYC though.

If you get the chance lie on the internet, not real life.

<3 George.

George cant-stand-ya is a piece of shit. He single-handedly ruined Seinfeld with the accusations of sexual harassment behind the scenes on the set with actor 'Wayne Knight'.


fuck that fag...Kramer for the win you fucking niggers...


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lol i thought that shit was over

Awww. Looks like he just lied to you.