And I hate my teeth too. I know I should have some gratitude for even having teeth in the first place, but I'm starting to think they're overrated. It'd probably be okay for me to sip my food through a straw for the next sixty years.

So I have 18 cavities. I'm about to get cavities eleven through fourteen taken care of at some shady hole-in-the-wall place in the barrio. They dentist-guys are really nice, but I hate them no matter what because they start sticking needles and drills in my mouth and then I walk around for four hours afterwards looking like a goddamn stroke victim.

And seriously, I think they may be fucking with me to get more money out of me. Is it really feasible that I could develop 18 cavities over 18 months? One cavity per month? Has anyone else had more cavities found in one dentist visit? I've been getting them filled every other Wednesday for three months, now. Wednesday is my only day off of work, and the one day that I don't have to clock into Hell and slave away for my fascist boss for minimum wage I get to have a drill stuck in my mouth.

..Murder/Suicide.
Molotov.

(Please, if you are so inclined, post dentist horror stories so that I can feel better about my situation.)

I don't like talking about it.

I hate it when they stick so many things in your mouth then ask you a question and expect you to give a clear answer.


Bitch there's twenty things in my mouth!

I can't fuckin say anything!

take comfort in knowing that dentist as a profession have one of the highest rates of suicide.

other than that, maybe try brushing your teeth once in awhile mate. 18 cavities is fucking ridiculous.

This.

I do believe only Attorneys come close, though not surpass.

Regardless dentists are for the most part fuckheads and their services are prohibitively expensive. I'll soon be getting a mouthful of dental implants, complete costs around $30,000.

My dentist is fantastic.

There was a female dentist that did my last checkup. I licked her fingers when she put them in my mouth and also felt her leg rub up against my hand. Fortunatly my long sweater covered up my giant erection.

lol@toothlessjoe trying to be funny but nobody even took notice of it

im scared of those needles going into my mouth

Toothless who?

I went to a new dentist about a month ago. Brand new, ridiculously fancy pants office with flat screen tvs on the ceiling so while they're stabbing at your teeth and making you bleed and cry you can lay there partially oblivious while salivating over the chocolate cake being made on the Food Network.

Anyway.

Crazy bitch charged me 500 bucks for doing nothing and told me to come back again so she could reclean my teeth and fix a teeny little cavity. 500 DOLLARS?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Idiot. My last dentist charged half that and wasn't nearly as pain inflicting and idiotic. Insurance company wasn't impressed either.

I fucking hate dentists. I did a rant about my last dentist a while ago too! It must still be here somewhere. And my gums are STILL healing from getting my wisdom teeth removed. In May. Retarded.

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precisely!

p.s. u r cool

sounds like you went on a coke binge or something. otherwise your dentist is just putting shit he doesn't have to on your teeth to make either you or your insurance company pay for it because he doesn't have as many people as he'd like....


the best dentists, gas you just for visiting

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Thanks.

p.s. stick your fingers in my mouth

not really.

Which is exactly why mine is fantastic.

Mine is like a 30 year old hot spanish chick.

She always rests her boobs on my forehead.

She's amazing. She actually makes me want to visit the dentist more often.

Going to the dentist > getting a haircut.