totse.com | So new totseans, what's your fetish?

Twulz · #1 2008-12-03, 13:11

Havn't had one of these threads for a while and seeing as we've got a million new people it seems like a good time to revive the question:

What's your fetish?

Rykoshet · #2 2008-12-03, 13:39

Girls with low self-esteem who need to validate themselves by polishing my knob?

Otherwise I've acquired a thing for short girls with high pitched voices. Like a weird type of oompa-loompa creature.

Oh dear God.

Twulz · #3 2008-12-03, 13:40

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Otherwise I've acquired a thing for short girls with high pitched voices. Like a weird type of oompa-loompa creature.

Oh dear God.

Is it because of the fake tan?

Forgotten · #4 2008-12-03, 14:08

I'm pretty heavy into the masochism. A personal fantasy of mine is being shirtless, on my knees, hands tied above my head and being whipped and caned by a girl. Eventually I'll break free to reverse the scenario and violently fuck the girl with her in a variety of submissive positions.

I also like Cosplay and the odd bit of spanking.

Rykoshet · #5 2008-12-03, 14:14

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I'm pretty heavy into the masochism. A personal fantasy of mine is being shirtless, on my knees, hands tied above my head and being whipped and caned by a girl. Eventually I'll break free to reverse the scenario and violently fuck the girl with her in a variety of submissive positions.

I also like Cosplay and the odd bit of spanking.

Hello, this is the Closet. Maximum occupancy has been reached, I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to get out.

Forgotten · #6 2008-12-03, 14:29

You think I'm gay?

ObsdianZ · #7 2008-12-03, 14:35

Loli-goth.

Woo!

*ObZ

harry_hardcore_hoedown · #8 2008-12-03, 14:41

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Girls with low self-esteem who need to validate themselves by polishing my knob?

Good choice.

Cant Quite Tell · #9 2008-12-03, 16:05

Short skirts, tights, stockings, "innocent" girls.

Enter · #10 2008-12-03, 16:19

Dickgirls

lostmyface · #11 2008-12-03, 16:32

i am a big fan of girls with short hair. as far as sexual fetish, i like having a finger slip up my ass during oral.

i guess thats not so weird is it?

arquin · #12 2008-12-03, 17:08

I want to be choked. It's not a fetish, just something I think I might enjoy and am yet to try.

One of my biggest fantasies is my girl in a tiny dress, like...those really short summer ones, with thigh high stockings and big ass heels. Then I want to have sex with her in some really unusual place (no, not her ass).

I'm really vanilla.

Rory · #13 2008-12-03, 17:51

Girls in really tight clothes. Like that go under their boobs.

Also, shemales. And autofellatio.

moby_dick · #14 2008-12-03, 18:07

Spanking.

Tommy Lund · #15 2008-12-03, 18:32

I am a glasses man.

Nasty Tha Villian · #16 2008-12-03, 18:47

I like teh feet.

Nefret · #17 2008-12-03, 19:01

I have a minor rape fetish and I'm overly attracted to guys with beards.

ellementlady89 · #18 2008-12-03, 19:22

This is weird, but I've always wanted a guy who would be willing to let me put make up on him and put him in a dress.

Agent 008 · #19 2008-12-03, 19:35

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This is weird, but I've always wanted a guy who would be willing to let me put make up on him and put him in a dress.

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Hello, this is the Closet. Maximum occupancy has been reached, I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to get out.

Nitronick · #20 2008-12-03, 20:47

I like me and my woman to dress up as DBZ characters, I'm usually Vegeta shes Bulma. When were fucking I constantly scream over 9000, or if we're RPing Goku and Chichi I yell Kamehameha!! and do the palm movements and finally Krillin and andriod 18 (I get a little bald hair hat thing for this) and yell solar flair.
I like to play all the theme musics in the background aswell.

never · #21 2008-12-03, 20:57

Fucking a girl on the altar with Jesus on the cross directly above me, while snorting coke off her ass.

I have a hard on for drugs and pissing off Jesus.

Agent 008 · #22 2008-12-03, 21:06

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Fucking a girl on the altar with Jesus on the cross directly above me, while snorting coke off her ass.

I have a hard on for drugs and pissing off Jesus.

You can't piss off Jesus, by definition.

never · #23 2008-12-03, 21:49

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You can't piss off Jesus, by definition.

Doesn't mean I can't try. Dick.

Nitronick · #24 2008-12-03, 21:52

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Doesn't mean I can't try. Dick.

Yeahh I brag about shagging women over an altar to piss jesus off, when I actually cant even wank properly. I'm so rebellious and cool. Lets be friends.

Satans Handicapped Helper · #25 2008-12-03, 21:56

Jesus gets pissed off if you sell things in church.

jewishnazi · #26 2008-12-03, 22:01

fat chicks, but not obese and not to fat.

Agent 008 · #27 2008-12-03, 22:01

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Jesus gets pissed off if you sell things in church.

No. Even if you punch Jesus in the face, he will never punch you back, but let you punch him again.

That's why he got crucified and died a horrible death at a young age, as a virgin. I thought that was the moral of the story?

Satans Handicapped Helper · #28 2008-12-03, 22:35

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No. Even if you punch Jesus in the face, he will never punch you back, but let you punch him again.

That's why he got crucified and died a horrible death at a young age, as a virgin. I thought that was the moral of the story?

Na man, I studied this in school. Jesus saw a bunch of O.G's selling stuff in temple or something. He went batshit and flipped tables and called them bitches. Its in the bible.

never · #29 2008-12-03, 22:45

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Yeahh I brag about shagging women over an altar to piss jesus off, when I actually cant even wank properly. I'm so rebellious and cool. Lets be friends.

I never said I did it, I said I'd like to do it. If you think what I said is bragging than you're an idiot.

Cant Quite Tell · #30 2008-12-03, 23:42

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Hello, this is the Closet. Maximum occupancy has been reached, I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to get out.

That line was terrible and sounds like something straight out of a bad 90's sitcom, you retard. And it doesn't even make sense, none of what he said are typical gay things.

Stormstrike · #41 2008-12-04, 20:46

I'll admit it, I have a thing for girls with nice feet. If your toes are gross, don't come near me.

longshot · #42 2008-12-04, 20:57

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I'm pretty tame, but I have a serious fetish for lingerie. I love wearing it because I love feeling sexy and the response that it gets, seeing that kind of desire in someone and how much they want me turns me on big time.
I love looking for lingerie and trying it on and imagining my boyfriend's reaction!

I get most of my pleasure from pleasing others.

so why did you not post pics of yourself in lingerie in the lingerie thread that arquin made then? WHAT ABOUT MY PLEASURE!?

fuckinsuckit · #43 2008-12-04, 21:04

Red hair does it for me thats about it

Agent 008 · #44 2008-12-04, 21:14

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Red hair does it for me thats about it

Jackketch will ban you.

cannibal hooker · #45 2008-12-05, 06:47

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so why did you not post pics of yourself in lingerie in the lingerie thread that arquin made then? WHAT ABOUT MY PLEASURE!?

Ahaha, I like you.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know my boyfriend would say whatever and let me, he's pretty supportive, but I don't really think he'd be totally comfortable with the fact that I posted my picture for some dudes on the internet to drool over. I'm pretty satisfied with the attention I'm getting already. Sorry!

I submitted a picture for the calendar, but entirely for the lulz. It's a joke through and through.

coastal progress · #46 2008-12-05, 06:58

Did anybody see the movie Jeremiah Johnson? Something about mildy attractive native chicks who have been tricked into learning french and worshipping god who are sold off for livestock. Damn, I'm hard.

Rykoshet · #47 2008-12-05, 07:18

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Did anybody see the movie Jeremiah Johnson? Something about mildy attractive native chicks who have been tricked into learning french and worshipping god who are sold off for livestock. Damn, I'm hard.

No, but I read the awesome Jeremiah comic books. Nothing like a good race war.

Temko · #48 2008-12-05, 11:39

BDSM and all it entrails.

Agent 008 · #49 2008-12-05, 13:10

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BDSM and all it entrails.

So you're both dominant and submissive, sadistic and masochistic?

Temko · #50 2008-12-05, 14:59

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So you're both dominant and submissive, sadistic and masochistic?

wow .... that would be one fucked up phsycologie (sp?)....

but no... i'm a dom.