I've got my missus;
- A white gold eternity ring with a little diamond on it.
- Kinky underwear set.
- Ear muffs (even though she already has ears and a muff )
- £120 Topshop giftcard.
- a few stocking fillers: digital photo frame, DS games, bottle of vodka, etc..


Have at it totse.

That bitch is gunna leave you soon afterwards. Haha.

Ironically my cousins just got a DS flash card that allows them to play any game they want, and it costs less than a regular game.

But fuck man, if you spend over 100 bucks on your girl you're doing it wrong, VERY WRONG, and it looks like you're compensating for a shitty sex life.

But fuck man, if you spend over 100 bucks on your girl you're doing it wrong, VERY WRONG, and it looks like you're compensating for a shitty sex life.

Or he's simply not as poor and cheap as the rest of us.

OP = fail.

Eh...nothing.

I don't like presents just because the seasons says I have to. FUCK CHRISTMAS.

FUCKING CHRISTIAN PIECES OF SHIT

I've got my missus;
- A white gold eternity ring with a little diamond on it.

Hmmm....

Hmmm....

Indeed

Indeed
This isn't the "hmm..." you think it is. This is another "hmmm..." altogether.

Actually it was started by Pagans.

Fucking Vikings!

Nothing; I don't have a significant other and I think Christmas is gay.

I have no idea still. He is difficult to buy for and I usually end up getting him a pile of books and whisky

Actually it was started by Pagans.

Fucking Vikings!

For serious?

Nawww...vikings are alright in my books.

For serious?

Nawww...vikings are alright in my books.

They did pillage those villages in style.

For serious?

Nawww...vikings are alright in my books.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sol_Invictus#Sol_Invictus_and_Christianity

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sol_Invictus#Sol_Invictus_and_Christianity

Huh...well now I know what to get her for Christmas. (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31DCx%2BKimyL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

I haven't figured out what to get him yet.

He's always complaining about not having any good snack food around his house, and he goes crazy for dill-flavored anything, so I'm making him a big tub filled with these yummy dill-flavored goldfish crackers I make to bring back to school with him, but that's not much of a gift.

Huh...well now I know what to get her for Christmas. (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31DCx%2BKimyL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

http://dooleysak.com/nss-folder/hats/Viking-Helmet.jpg

Much more stylish if you ask me.

Shit, I'd be more than fine with getting that. I'm a bit of a fat cunt though.

http://dooleysak.com/nss-folder/hats/Viking-Helmet.jpg

Much more stylish if you ask me.

*wishes this thread were just about vikings* (http://www.costumediscounters.com/cd/prod/24380/i/1/product.web?code=CSENextag&mr:referralID=acc59ccf-c166-11dd-9f5b-000423c27407)

I had an idea: How would you girls feel about being taken on a camping trip where your boyfriend has organized an assortment of drugs, wine, beer, fine food and a nice comfortable tent in a discreet, romantic place. Anything I can add to it? Or does that seem selfish like I'm just doing what I want to do?

I had an idea: How would you girls feel about being taken on a camping trip where your boyfriend has organized an assortment of drugs, wine, beer, fine food and a nice comfortable tent in a discreet, romantic place. Anything I can add to it? Or does that seem selfish like I'm just doing what I want to do?

Holy shit! That would be the best fucking present ever. I wish there was another one of you over in these parts.

But back on topic, I'll probably get him a bottle of Knob Creek and a bottle of Wild Turkey 101.

eh...nothing.

I don't like presents just because the seasons says i have to. Fuck christmas.

Fucking christian pieces of shit

FUCK CONFORMITY

But seriously, Christmas wins.

Seeing the New Year in > Christmas.

I'm poor and my girlfriend isn't, so i'v limited this years presents to under £50.

the idea is she sticks to the limit and i sneakily go over it.

or i'll feel like a real dick.

i got her the complete works of edgar allen poe. her favorite poet. she only has a short compilation book an she always bitches about how she wishes she did not have to go online to find his other stuff.

Or he's simply not as poor and cheap as the rest of us.

Exactly, money to burn.
I know for a fact she's spending more on me ;)

I would say, but he's a member, and I don't want him to find out.

Christmas ftw.

Average Totsean's Christmas: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FCUqlM65osc

you must be an awesome bf

I'm taking my girlfriend to Disney. And her birthday is the 20th so I'm buying her a new iPod because the screen on hers is broken.

she always bitches about how she wishes she did not have to go online to find his other stuff.

You should have told her to stop bitching.

I'm getting my boyfriend some goddamn socks.

black prada scarf, I wouldn't say she's my girlfriend per se, it's complicated at best, we've known each other forever (since we were kids) and have always got each other nice gifts.

you must be an awesome bf

i thought it was a nice gift, you dont think she will like it?

Just a top and some leggings she saw and liked in the shops, before we were going out officially.

£50.

Not spending too much on her, only been with her 2 weeks.

i thought it was a nice gift, you dont think she will like it?
Hey if it's the kind of thing she's into then I see no reason why she wouldn't; it'd jsut really suck if someone else who knows she's into it had got it her for xmas too, so make sure she opens yours first ;)

People are forgetting this forum ain't just sex, it's sex and affection; not every gift for your missus has to be kinky shit (although majority of them should be ;)).

Seeing the New Year in > Christmas.

Not when you're a family man with kids. Xmas>New year.

I'm too old for presents shit :(
It's gonna be another so so xmas for me anyway. Nothing new here.

Not when you're a family man with kids. Xmas>New year.

I'm too old for presents shit :(
It's gonna be another so so xmas for me anyway. Nothing new here.

I know a few countries where New Year's day is the big holiday with presents, fireworks and what not. And Christmas is something nobody cares about except the religious people.

Anyway, who cares, one day or another. Not a big deal.
On a side note, three stages of a man's life:

1). You believe in Santa.
2). You don't believe in Santa.
3). You are Santa.