I noticed that S&A has pretty much been full of shitty threads all week, so I'll attempt to make a fun one that everyone can answer.

I'll start.

• She wears lip balm.
• She calls me a cunt sometimes.
• She "confiscates" her boobs from me if I've done something wrong.
• She often picks her friends over me.
• She's too much of a goodie two shoes to break any of her parents rules, even once, to be with me.

k now u

she broke up with me!

other than that she is great!
i actually have a date with her before the months up.
so yeah im rightfully confused and trying to win her back

i hope that doesnt derail the thread.

She'll wear thigh high stockings out, but not for me in the bedroom.

If I'm doing something she finds boring, she tries to entertain her self by having sex with me.

She's so lovable despite having wronged me.

She's too far away.

After 15 minutes of thinking I've come up with..

She's abit dippy.

But it's cute, and she's actually the smartest person I know - just abit 'blonde', if you know what I mean (even though she's ginger).

lololol

Not outrageously bright ginger, it's more brown.

Do you think I'd be with her if she was a proper ginge?

I have the same problems with my girlfriend.

Well I forgot to wash my hand this morning so shes a bit skanky.

I think I'll dump her for old lefty, a clumsy broad but very exotic.

oic wut u did thar!

Haha I for some reason imagined a pirate hooker with an eye-patch.

you just invented my latest fantasy

I imagined a left hand .........

*TV has taken what was left of my imagination*

I don't know her well enough, only been going out 2 weeks, not fucked yet either because of that reason.

All I can say at the moment really; we go together perfectly though.

she tries to read between the lines of what I say when there's nothing in between the lines

she'll say something's okay when she isn't okay with it

she doesn't confront me about something when it happens but rather waits a couple months till I've forgotten that it happened in the first place

she get's angry (seriously) if I try to get her a present or gift.

that's pretty much it. I'd say her pros outweigh her cons by a good amount.

she smokes my weed when i am not around

Don't tell her, just get it her and give it her, she looks like a bitch if she doesn't take it, if she really doesn't want it then take it back like a "heartless bastard".


Every woman does this, I wouldn't take it to heart too much or let it bother you.

He asks me to do him favors and then flakes on the favor which usually puts me out of my way.
I go down on him 6 times as much as he does me, which I don't really mind too much, but it'd be nice to be surprised for once.

He has a huge fucking ego.

He thinks it's okay to kiss other people.

He's goddamn 17 years old and has bad credit.

He thinks it's going to be a lot easier to get his life straightened out than it will actually be.

He dropped out.

He talks... in front of me... to me...behind my back... you name it... about how hott he thinks some chicks are.

He ALWAYS has to be right, and if anyone expresses that they think he's wrong, he'll be a defensive, sarcastic ass and make other people feel like shit for it.

I love venting ^_^

See, for those who wonder due to my last post, this is one of the reasons why I am so happy to be with my boyfriend even though he's a douche sometimes.

If I'm coming even close to doing HALF as much ("favor"wise) for him as he does for me, he'll make me stop, and he'll start doing something for me.

Hmmmmm...
• Shes bipolar
•Crazy Fucking mood swings
•Sex drive turned to shit this past month.
•Talks too much
•Always asks me stupid questions
•Depressed
•A bit crazy

We can't have a decent conversation about anything. If I start talking about something she doesn't find interesting (anything political or any subject that takes thinking) she's just straight up start talking over me about something else. Ha, like the other day I was explaining to her why Eowyn is my hero. I wasn't going into a long speech or anything, I had been talking for like twenty seconds and she puts her phone on hold like I wont notice she's not there. I was like are you fucking kidding me, you could at least pretend to listen.

Also, we both make out with other people occasionally, I'm totally fine with it and she says she is to. One day I make out with a dude and she flipped her shit, she still doesn't shut up about it. A week later she makes out with a chick and she's fucking bragging about it to me. I brought up how she wasn't cool about how I made out with the dude and she said it was different because she made out with a girl. GENDER DOESN'T MATTER ERJIEJR.

She bitches so much. She gets me to call her every night after work, she bitches at me for an hour about how shit her day was and then when I start talking about mine she says she's tired and wants to go to bed.

She freaks out about things that don't matter. This weekend we're meeting up in a town close to ours and I'm not quite sure where we're going to be drinking yet. I always figure it out, we have plenty of places to go I just need to pick one basically. She was like freaking out all like "Oh my god, we're not going to have a place to drink and I'm probably just going to go home this is stupid." then she goes and calls like fifty million people asking if we can drink at their houses. It's like CALM DOWN. No one plans this shit in advance, I figure it out every weekend just shh.

She insists on spending money on me and buying things for me even though it makes me really uncomfortable. And then she bitches to me about how much money she spends. I don't ever ask her to buy me things, on weekends she insists I smoke her cigarettes and drink her beer. So I do, of course I do otherwise I'd have nothing to drink/smoke. I'm sure if she didn't buy stuff for me all the time though I could make due, it's not hard to find a drink or a spare smoke around here.

Gahh, rant rant rant.

1. He cares more about bud then he does about me

2. His sex face looks really stupid

3. When I'm not home he ignores my dogs when they whine or bark to go outside, so when I come home they're frantic and about to piss and shit all over themselves.

4. He drinks shitty beer

5. He leaves his guitars and hand drums lying EVERYWHERE in the most random and in the way places imaginable. I'm constantly stepping all over them.

6. He thinks he's the shit at rolling joints, but in reality his joints kind've suck.

7. He throws stems everywhere.

8. When we're fucking his hair always gets in my face or mouth and it's really annoying.

9. He gets really drunk and will smack my ass really hard in front of his friend in some lame-attempt to be big macho.

As I said before, you could do so much better.

Isn't ranting fun?!

So...is this normal? I know other people get this too but I always feel like something's wrong with me 'cause I don't like accepting gifts and shit. Even for holidays or birthdays, it just makes me uncomfortable. But I don't have a problem buying things for other people, so it's weird. It's probably just 'cause I don't know how to act >.<

Oh, and she's a crazy bitch.

I <3 Underoath.

He lives too goddamn far away, not that it's a character flaw.

Same man, I can't accept gifts. Neither can my boyfriend though.

It's better if it's a present for both of you

All of them, including mine, do this. a lot.

As far as mine goes,
She has shitty taste in music and watches crappy television. If it's marketed towards 22 year old American females, she's probably all over it.

She goes on and on about how crappy work is for much longer than I care to hear about it.

She bought a new car for no good reason and is going to be financially fucked for a long time because of it.

She still brings up little fuckups and dumb stuff that I did that happened over a year ago.

She thinks getting a massage from other guys is no big deal.

She says "... when I ever heard.." or "...when she ever said.." ughhhh

Back when I was working, I used to give her a lot of money and buy her a lot of crap, and she would still complain that I didn't do enough...

.. And in a related note, since I am unemployed now, she pretty much wants nothing to do with me.

On the phone
Her: I'm tired, I'm going to go to bed
Me: You should come over here and have sex with me.
Her: *GETS REALLY FUCKING MAD*
Me: Why are you mad?
Her: Because like I'm not a whore !
Keep in mind, we've had sex hundreds of times and she has never been shocked by anything sexual I've said to her, ever, only this one time. And to top it off, it was a pretty obvious joke, as in, "oh you're tired? Drive all the way to my house and do a draining physical activity instead!" and even after I explained it, she remained pissed off.

Which reminds me, her sense of humor is not even close to similar to mine.

Yeah, I'm not used to getting random ass gifts outta no where, so it's probably why I feel weird.

I mean, I'm really happy about it, but I feel like if I accept it it's going to mean I'm going to owe someone something in the future I guess.

Says the non-smoker.

that. ftl

i dont know about your situation but im trying to get back with mine
i even got a date with her coming up

That she lives far away.