Well said. Finally something DaGuru and I can agree on.

I'd also like to add that kids these days have a very poor idea of having fun altogether. Take away their Internets and they will suicide. What happened to going outside and getting baked on a bench at the park? When I was a kid, video games and computers were only interesting when no friends were available and I had really nothing else to do. It's like kids these days are afraid to go outside. Even to an arcade. And drugs r bad, maky...

One of these days they'll grow out of being emos and turn into the biggest pile of neo-conservatives ever, seriously fucking up all the freedoms we so much took for granted in our childhood. If I wanted to be a rebel at the age of 13, I'd smoke weed or get drunk in school. Now if kids want to rebel against their parents or whatever, they turn to Islam or join the army.

They're in for a bleak future indeed. :o

If I wanted to be a rebel at the age of 13, I'd smoke weed or get drunk in school. :o


Now we know why you are retarded and act like a 13 year old all the time





You are shit

Now we know why you are retarded and act like a 13 year old all the time





You are shit

Thank you.

Kamisama is right, I just like younger people.

They're far more interesting than middle-agers. They have the uncanny ability to insult, slander, finger-point and mock others, which has a valuable, cathartic effect on both the accuser and the recipient. This cathartic effect has probably not been adequately defined, nor appreciated, by any real-world psychiatric journals to date. (Which is why psychiatry fails, in my humble opinion)

They don't ignore the mean streaks they have festering inside them, they exercise it. They don't cover up their anger in lieu of being congenial and appropriate. They more quickly say what they think, and don't tire themselves out trying to over-analyze the feelings and emotions that manifest erratic behavior; they embrace it, and run with it. The reaction they seek from their elders is of the most vile sort: shock, disgust, anger, and fear. They're not quite to the point of craving acceptance and praise from society, because they haven't yet worked out in their young minds what society truly expects of them.

Their egocentric bravado, false sense of certainty and the belief that they can effect change on a world that has remained changeless for quite some time now makes them true heroes in my book. They've yet to fall into a set routine, have yet to become hardwired into complete cynicism, and haven't yet felt the pangs of recollection that comes when you're old enough to admit that you knew more as a child than you ever will as a full-fledged adult.

In short, their brains and personalities are far more fluid and malleable than our own. They aren't yet shackled by the expectations society has on them. They haven't yet crossed the threshold into full-blown maturity and responsibility, and that alone affords them the freedom of acting on all the personalities they can draw upon at a whim without fear of ridicule or repercussion.

They're expected to wade through the disappointment life doles out with a blissful ignorance that most adults can no longer draw upon, because these adults have already graduated from being the wide-eyed explorers, the naive experimenters, the pliable personality-morphers. The adults are no longer free to act out, embrace absurdity and fight tooth and nail the very establishment that plans on sucking them into the black hole of redundancy, routine and the rigmarole of thinking with complete certainty that the sum of your life experiences is all you can ever hope to define yourself by.

Inserting myself into this pool of youngsters injects the vitality, apathy and general sense of humor that it takes to thumb my nose at maturity most of the time, while still being able to play the role of Responsible Adult in the areas of my life that require it, such as self-sufficiency and keeping one's head above water so as not to slip into poverty or co-dependence on others.

Besides that, it's kind of fun, in a cruel and unusual fashion, to watch you all stumble blindly through life while kidding yourselves into believing that all the hopes, dreams and aspirations you have today will follow you into the dull rigors of the inevitable stage of Full Maturity you'll find yourselves in after many more tomorrows.

I hope you all can regress backwards like I have once you've crossed over into adulthood. I can assure you that it's the only remedy that will keep you from turning into your parents someday.

tl/dr version:

LONG LIVE LIVING YOUNG!

AngryFemme and Kamisama are definitely my third and fourth least favorite totseans, (dis)respectively.

I'd like to add, the bitch isn't even thirty yet. I have a real problem with women who aren't even middle age talking down on their fellow young people. I really would like to rape, cannibalize them and wear their hides in a lawless society.

What can I do to make it so that I win the esteemed honor of being your first or second least-favorite Totsean?

I also happen to thrive on being disliked by complete strangers.

:)

What can I do to make it so that I win the esteemed honor of being your first or second least-favorite Totsean?



Suicide is the only way.

30 has long since passed, The Return. Your desire to rape, cannibalize and wear my hide in a lawless society is the very thing I praise you for.

Now, if you only had the means, the courage and the wiles about you to actually succeed in acting upon all three of those fantasies of yours, and I'd exalt you higher than the rest of these young people that I have come to admire so much during my tenure here.

Do you have it in you?

Suicide is the only way.

And miss seeing your reaction? I wouldn't dream of it!!

And miss seeing your reaction? I wouldn't dream of it!!

You must've sucked like a billion cocks to this day! :o

There, I've just set you up for an awesome comeback. Make good on that or I'll punch you in the uterus so hard, you'll be menstruating from your ears for the next 10 years. Heeeey, that rhymed!

So, he's like Darth Vader. Don't fall into his trap.

hey! i take offense to that.

Shut up vader.

Kamisama is a from a society that kills people once they turn 18 like in Children of the Corn. Adults suddenly have to do "grown up things" and can no longer associate with kids. This includes teachers, doctors, the internets, etc.

There is no way the two groups could socialize or associate for any type of legitimate or entertainment value that is not deviant.

That is just retarded.

youth is wasted on the young...

AngryFemme I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. :(

You know, you really don't get that till you hit 35+...

Oh you all may laugh at the 'old man' at this. But you watch - it won't matter to me because I won't be around to see, and I won't give a damn even if I could - But you wait, at some point you will find yourself saying: I'll be damned, he was right.

And at that point, you too will be laughing your ass off at the kids below you because you'll know that though they think they do, they think they do, they just don't get it/know. And nothing you say is going to convince them otherwise.

Psssh. You ignorant nit, you would survive for about twenty seconds in a lawless society.

Psssh. You ignorant nit, you would survive for about twenty seconds in a lawless society.

He'd go for much longer. Giving ass is not to be underestimated. :o

He'd go for much longer. Giving ass is not to be underestimated. :o

Yeah--my guess is , his corpse would be found with a quart of semen in the colon.

Considering the OP is really The Duke - an Elder Totsean himself, and using multiple accounts, I am closing this thread.