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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1

2008-12-03, 03:15
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Challenges
I'm not really going back to a bar/club until next year because of exams/surgery/vacation, so I figure I'll use the time off to study a little more game before going out.
I've worked on pickups quite a lot and it's no real problem to get the girl anymore, so I'm looking for some fun challenges to step up the game, learn a bit about women and even just show off a little.
Who are the hardest women to pick up? Where and when do I find them? Waitresses and bartenders rank up there, especially at a club. I've only really pulled a bartender twice. Strippers I hear are pretty easy if you know what you're doing and don't just go to a strip club tanked off your ass looking to grab some boobies. But what else? Cashiers at the store? Librarians (student ones anyway)? Girls handing shit out, wanting you to sign petitions, or wanting your money? Girls at the gym?
IDEAS on fun girls to pick up that we usually don't bother with? If you can get a number in a minute or two in a club, you can take 5 minutes at Blockbuster to hit on a girl as she helps you find that "perfect movie for my girl friend". Gimme some ideas on who to hit on and how, as well as any past experiences we can learn from.
Should be a good informative thread, don't derail it with macho bullshit or flames.
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# 2

2008-12-03, 03:31
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
Who are the hardest women to pick up? Where and when do I find them?
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I'll give you mad props if you can fuck a nun.
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
Strippers I hear are pretty easy if you know what you're doing and don't just go to a strip club tanked off your ass looking to grab some boobies.
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Hah, that was me last night.
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
But what else? Cashiers at the store? Librarians (student ones anyway)? Girls handing shit out, wanting you to sign petitions, or wanting your money? Girls at the gym?
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Girls aren't really unattainable because of their occupation but I imagine a police woman would provide a challenge. I mean shit, she already has the handcuffs you'll just have to seal the deal. Hmm, what else? Try being your Casanova self at an abortion clinic, let me know how that challenge goes.
Now go do what you do player.
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# 3

2008-12-03, 04:30
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Re: Challenges
Abortion clinic sounds a little too intense, not to mention the women would be too loose. I'll give planned parenthood a shot a few times, though it sounds like the type of half baked idea that could only be preceded by a bit fat blunt.
Nuns, lol. As cool as this sounds, God isn't exactly the guy who's wife I'd like to steal, even if he's got some to spare.
Titty bars are underrated. Especially at 2pm after your exam.
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# 4

2008-12-03, 05:56
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Acolyte
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# 5

2008-12-03, 05:58
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The Mean Streets of... TOWN!
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
Nuns, lol. As cool as this sounds, God isn't exactly the guy who's wife I'd like to steal, even if he's got some to spare.
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god doesn't exist, and if he did, it's not like you'd go from his good books to his bad books for fucking a nun when you already fancy yourself a player... you were in his bad books already guy.
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# 6

2008-12-03, 06:10
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Re: Challenges
"Pickup game" is for empty losers who hate themselves. Just talk to girls you find interesting. Consider it a challenge. Also challenge yourself by learning useful skills, hobbies, and something worthwhile in your life. Women would rather date a guy who has shit going on other than going out and searching for random girls to fuck. The guys who do hundreds of one-night-stands end up in the same place; they get bored of fucking, want a relationship, have 20 different STDs, and hate the empty friends they hang out with. Even male pornstars can't get it up to beautiful women after fucking hundreds of times.
Skip the pickup phase, better yourself as a person, and you'll have some interesting relationships filled with sex.
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# 7

2008-12-03, 06:15
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Re: Challenges
Please do us a favour and wipe yourself from the gene pool acolyte fag.
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# 8

2008-12-03, 06:21
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by killface
god doesn't exist, and if he did, it's not like you'd go from his good books to his bad books for fucking a nun when you already fancy yourself a player... you were in his bad books already guy.
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I'm not quite sold either way on the God question. Though I will be the first to admit that what belief I do have in Him is mainly out of fear.
Either way, I don't see how dating or sleeping with women has an effect on your moral standing. If we're judging good and bad by moral choices, my biggest moral wrongdoings are lying and a couple of acts of violence towards my fellow man. Minor sins in my mind, nothing a life of altruism and love doesn't make up for.
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Originally Posted by fat_thighs
"Pickup game" is for empty losers who hate themselves. Just talk to girls you find interesting. Consider it a challenge. Also challenge yourself by learning useful skills, hobbies, and something worthwhile in your life. Women would rather date a guy who has shit going on other than going out and searching for random girls to fuck. The guys who do hundreds of one-night-stands end up in the same place; they get bored of fucking, want a relationship, have 20 different STDs, and hate the empty friends they hang out with. Even male pornstars can't get it up to beautiful women after fucking hundreds of times.
Skip the pickup phase, better yourself as a person, and you'll have some interesting relationships filled with sex.
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Thanks for the input, average frustrated male. But I already talk to girls I find interesting. I also fuck them and sometimes date them. I'd like to make this into more of a game than it already is by adding some creativity and challenge to it.
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# 9

2008-12-03, 06:29
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Re: Challenges
Getting girls in bars/clubs isn't that hard. They go out to have fun/get drunk/have sex. If they're single and you aren't a moron, you have a shot.
Think of places where women would be pissed off, standoffish, or otherwise unapproachable. Cashier at a grocery store. You have like 30 seconds to get their #. Girls at a hair salon maybe, because they would think you're gay for going to a hair salon. Also random girls on the street who look like they're in a hurry. That would be interesting.
That's all I can think of at the moment.
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# 10

2008-12-03, 06:37
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Re: Challenges
Oh christ you use the lingo. I feel sorry for you. Not everyone who doesn't buy into the pickup horseshit is an "AFC", despite what your cult of idiots tells you. I bought into it for a while (Juggler Method is the sanest of the bunch). And then I realized that every guy in the pickup community is an empty shell. Some of the guys are very intelligent, but it's wasted brain matter. Instead of putting their thoughts towards something useful, they devise the best "sarging schedule" or what to do if an AMOG comes to their 2set and starts out-alphaing them. It's ridiculous.
Have fun though. Fucking 1000 different girls doesn't add inches to your dick, so to speak.
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#11
 2008-12-03, 06:38
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Fanglekai
Getting girls in bars/clubs isn't that hard. They go out to have fun/get drunk/have sex. If they're single and you aren't a moron, you have a shot.
Think of places where women would be pissed off, standoffish, or otherwise unapproachable. Cashier at a grocery store. You have like 30 seconds to get their #. Girls at a hair salon maybe, because they would think you're gay for going to a hair salon. Also random girls on the street who look like they're in a hurry. That would be interesting.
That's all I can think of at the moment.
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Good ideas. Even though I don't have hair, I think it'd be fun to go get a haircut or shave from the prettiest stylist (do they give shaves today?) and as she's cutting get her number.
Women on the street are hit and miss. They're not really that much fun to be around. What would be fun is finding a stuck-up looking girl, hitting her in the face with a football, and then going from there. Worst case scenario some misogyny takes place.
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#12
 2008-12-03, 06:45
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by fat_thighs
Oh christ you use the lingo. I feel sorry for you. Not everyone who doesn't buy into the pickup horseshit is an "AFC", despite what your cult of idiots tells you. I bought into it for a while (Juggler Method is the sanest of the bunch). And then I realized that every guy in the pickup community is an empty shell. Some of the guys are very intelligent, but it's wasted brain matter. Instead of putting their thoughts towards something useful, they devise the best "sarging schedule" or what to do if an AMOG comes to their 2set and starts out-alphaing them. It's ridiculous.
Have fun though. Fucking 1000 different girls doesn't add inches to your dick, so to speak.
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First off, ease up on the acronyms, it's annoying. Secondly, I haven't fucked 1000 different girls, I'm all for second and third dates, but I'd rather not waste MY TIME with bullshit like dinner and buying shit when I can simply choose a girl as easily as choosing a movie at blockbuster.
What's wrong with practicing? I'm already outside drinking with buddies, I can stay with them all night watching the game or I can slink off at half-time and spend the rest of the nigh scoring myself.
Anyone who puts cognitive thought into pickups outside of the bar/club/wherever they're picking girls up is retarded. But just like any game, you have to practice if you want to be good, so when you're on the court, or in the bar, know what the fuck you're doing and how to improve. I go out twice a week, at least, so it is a big part of my life, and as such requires attention.
The fact of the matter stands that you're rationalizing your streak of rejection as unimportant. It's not. As social creatures we need to mate, and often. Sex is the basic primal need of Maslow's hierarchy, if you're not getting enough you can't attain anything else, so all that "intellectual potential" you're using isn't fully working towards self-actualization or self-esteem.
But you already knew that.
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#13
 2008-12-03, 06:46
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pleasure_to_burnv2 
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Re: Challenges
Go back to fastseduction, seems like you'd fit in better there. Never thought of you as one so low he has to "study" how to interact with 50% of his own species.
Challenge: Fundementalist christian girls
Extra challenge: Shirley phelps or similar.
My personal best: Total MILF who's bratty little kid was in my swimming class. She was married too :D :D
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#14
 2008-12-03, 06:50
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Re: Challenges
A rich, married, 30-40 year old woman.
A woman on her honeymoon.
A door to door saleswoman.
A woman who's very religious and her religion strictly forbids it.
Your enemy's sisters/mum (possibly both...at the same time?)
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#15
 2008-12-03, 06:59
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by pleasure_to_burnv2
Go back to fastseduction, seems like you'd fit in better there. Never thought of you as one so low he has to "study" how to interact with 50% of his own species.
Challenge: Fundementalist christian girls
Extra challenge: Shirley phelps or similar.
My personal best: Total MILF who's bratty little kid was in my swimming class. She was married too :D :D
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What the fuck is fast seduction? But it gives me an idea, just put a time limit on everything, from 5 minutes to 30 seconds.
The christians will be hard because I'll be tempted to cunt punt them the whole time.
If I ever met Phelps, I'd have to be necrophilia because I'd kill the bitch.
A rich, married, 30-40 year old woman.
A woman on her honeymoon.
Not into adultery. It's about as bad as murder in my books.
A door to door saleswoman.
A woman who's very religious and her religion strictly forbids it.
How about a Jehova's Witness? 2 birds with one stone. Or one penis in this case. (lol terrible joke)
Your enemy's sisters/mum (possibly both...at the same time?)
Worthy of trying.
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#16
 2008-12-03, 07:05
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pleasure_to_burnv2 
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Re: Challenges
What the fuck is fast seduction?
that would be where you got all your fancy lingo buddy boy
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#17
 2008-12-03, 07:09
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Re: Challenges
that would be where you got all your fancy lingo buddy boy
What fucking lingo. I called him a frustrated chump because he is one. Or actually, I used the words "frustrated white guy".
I've read some of the main books and watched their videos, sure, but I'm not a player or whatever. I'm just a guy who loves head too much to spend time failing at getting it.
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#18
 2008-12-03, 07:11
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fat_thighs 
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Re: Challenges
First off, ease up on the acronyms, it's annoying. Secondly, I haven't fucked 1000 different girls, I'm all for second and third dates, but I'd rather not waste MY TIME with bullshit like dinner and buying shit when I can simply choose a girl as easily as choosing a movie at blockbuster.
What's wrong with practicing? I'm already outside drinking with buddies, I can stay with them all night watching the game or I can slink off at half-time and spend the rest of the nigh scoring myself.
Anyone who puts cognitive thought into pickups outside of the bar/club/wherever they're picking girls up is retarded. But just like any game, you have to practice if you want to be good, so when you're on the court, or in the bar, know what the fuck you're doing and how to improve. I go out twice a week, at least, so it is a big part of my life, and as such requires attention.
Common pickup community rhetoric. Do you have any original thoughts?
The fact of the matter stands that you're rationalizing your streak of rejection as unimportant. It's not.
Where did I say I have a streak of rejection? I don't feel the need to rationalize my sex life to people on the internet, unlike yourself. All I said is that the pickup community turns intelligent men into empty, carbon copies of one-another, and that you should get out before you wind up years down the road looking back at your life and regretting the time you spent trying to fuck girls for no other reason than to fuck them. Which will happen.
As social creatures we need to mate, and often. Sex is the basic primal need of Maslow's hierarchy, if you're not getting enough you can't attain anything else, so all that "intellectual potential" you're using isn't fully working towards self-actualization or self-esteem.
This bit sounds like David DeAngelo, who is a millionaire because of idiots like you buying his shit and parroting it. And you know who has high self-esteem? Murderers and sociopaths happen to think very highly of themselves. Sex is a requirement, but so is happiness and emotional stability, which you won't get from a different girl every night, no matter how hard you fuck them and no matter how much you flex in the mirror the morning after. You'll wind up depressed and not thinking very highly of yourself.
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#19
 2008-12-03, 07:22
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Re: Challenges
Common pickup community rhetoric. Do you have any original thoughts?
Yes, and I just expressed it. Thanks for the deflection.
Where did I say I have a streak of rejection? I don't feel the need to rationalize my sex life to people on the internet, unlike yourself. All I said is that the pickup community turns intelligent men into empty, carbon copies of one-another, and that you should get out before you wind up years down the road looking back at your life and regretting the time you spent trying to fuck girls for no other reason than to fuck them. Which will happen.
You showed it through the attitude you convey. Is sex so bad that it turns intelligent men into carbon copies of one another? Maybe because we're all as happy as the guy in the Viagra commercial (the Bob guy, I don't think he's really from viagra).
The fact of the matter is, knowing I can pull any girl at any locale means I never have to think about it, and in the end, leaves me with MORE TIME to do important things, like guitar and writing, or just plain dicking on totse. My point is that I haven't lost any of my individuality, in fact, the only thing I've lost is the need to use canned conversation to pick up girls. I've got more charisma, charm, and common sense, and adding my lovely personality and good looks into the mix means I'm probably the most "myself" guy at any venue, since I don't need approval from anybody, I know all the right buttons to press.
This bit sounds like David DeAngelo, who is a millionaire because of idiots like you buying his shit and parroting it. And you know who has high self-esteem? Murderers and sociopaths happen to think very highly of themselves. Sex is a requirement, but so is happiness and emotional stability, which you won't get from a different girl every night, no matter how hard you fuck them and no matter how much you flex in the mirror the morning after. You'll wind up depressed and not thinking very highly of yourself.
Well, it's a good thing I learned about the Peer-to-Peer community before I ever heard of him. Why would I wind it depressed after getting laid? Do you cry after too? I think you might be doing it wrong.
The fact of the matter is you're willing to settle for the first fat chick to fall into your lap (and consequently break the chair you're sitting on). I date women on a weekly basis and rarely meet the type I like. Even the ones who I enjoy enough to see long-term don't really appeal to me after a while. They get clingly or needy or I get clingy or needy. It's not nearly as pretty (to be honest, it's a lot more of a facade too) than simply going up to a girl, telling her she's pretty, I'm pretty, and we need to get started on making some pretty kids.
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#20
 2008-12-03, 09:32
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
I'm not really going back to a bar/club until next year because of exams/surgery/vacation, so I figure I'll use the time off to study a little more game before going out.
I've worked on pickups quite a lot and it's no real problem to get the girl anymore, so I'm looking for some fun challenges to step up the game, learn a bit about women and even just show off a little. ;)
Who are the hardest women to pick up? Where and when do I find them? Waitresses and bartenders rank up there, especially at a club. I've only really pulled a bartender twice. Strippers I hear are pretty easy if you know what you're doing and don't just go to a strip club tanked off your ass looking to grab some boobies. But what else? Cashiers at the store? Librarians (student ones anyway)? Girls handing shit out, wanting you to sign petitions, or wanting your money? Girls at the gym?
IDEAS on fun girls to pick up that we usually don't bother with? If you can get a number in a minute or two in a club, you can take 5 minutes at Blockbuster to hit on a girl as she helps you find that "perfect movie for my girl friend". Gimme some ideas on who to hit on and how, as well as any past experiences we can learn from.
Should be a good informative thread, don't derail it with macho bullshit or flames.
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you are full of bullshit. why do you obsessively brag about your pimpin skills over the internet? do you even have enough time to go outside and see the actual girls?
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#21
 2008-12-03, 13:20
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Re: Challenges
you are full of bullshit. why do you obsessively brag about your pimpin skills over the internet? do you even have enough time to go outside and see the actual girls?
If you think this is bragging, you should hear my cocky spiel.
I still haven't been bragging. I simply wanted some help making a fun little game out of going to the supermarket or getting your hair cut, but he got all offended because I have more sex than he does and he's not too happy with it.
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#22
 2008-12-03, 14:39
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Re: Challenges
Thanks for the input, average frustrated male. But I already talk to girls I find interesting. I also fuck them and sometimes date them. I'd like to make this into more of a game than it already is by adding some creativity and challenge to it.
you lying faggot
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#23
 2008-12-03, 15:42
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Re: Challenges
you lying faggot
What the fuck are you going on about? It's 3 of the most common words used when describing chumps. Maybe I made it up or maybe I really did read it from a pick-up book, but the message still stands.
Way to fucking keep derailing my thread with you constant need to prove to us all how vulnerable you are. Either go back to my original point and provide some input or get the fuck out of here.
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#24
 2008-12-03, 17:20
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Re: Challenges
This thread reeks of lies.
If this is indeed true (which i highly doubt) 6 months from now your going to have a mob of angry previous test subjects (women) out for your head (dome).
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#25
 2008-12-03, 17:40
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Re: Challenges
That's what happens when you say "don't derail it with flames" in the OP.
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#26
 2008-12-03, 17:42
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Originally Posted by ThunderChunk
This thread reeks of lies.
If this is indeed true (which i highly doubt) 6 months from now your going to have a mob of angry previous test subjects (women) out for your head (dome).
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What do you find untruthful about the thread?
That's what happens when you say "don't derail it with flames" in the OP.
Next time I'll try with "hot chicks of Totse, don't come over and fellate me"
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#27
 2008-12-03, 20:07
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Re: Challenges
someone close this thread
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#28
 2008-12-04, 06:04
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Re: Challenges
What the fuck are you going on about? It's 3 of the most common words used when describing chumps. Maybe I made it up or maybe I really did read it from a pick-up book, but the message still stands.
Way to fucking keep derailing my thread with you constant need to prove to us all how vulnerable you are. Either go back to my original point and provide some input or get the fuck out of here.
Dude I get plenty of pussy, only I don't feel the need to brag about it here.
Shut the fuck up with your PUA crap, I hope you paid actual money for a book( or many, who knows?) that could be summed up in one word.
Confidence nigga confidence
You remind me of my brother, always eager to show the other dudes how "ballin" you are, only you forget the original point of getting laid was not to impress your buddies.
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#29
 2008-12-04, 06:47
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by pleasure_to_burnv2
What the fuck is fast seduction?
that would be where you got all your fancy lingo buddy boy
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I've read some of the main books and watched their videos, sure
Owned.
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#30
 2008-12-04, 08:37
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Re: Challenges
find the bitchiest girl in a club, one of thse drop dead gorgeous woen who are soo full of them selfs and so used toguys hitting on them, you'll be force to try new stuff to get them...
...if u wana do soemthing with no rewards (except to defeat bordom)...when walking out of a club/bar, walk up to the most stunning girl and say
"I just wanted u to know i think ur absolutly stunning" and then walk out :P
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#31
 2008-12-04, 08:59
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Zack1337
find the bitchiest girl in a club, one of thse drop dead gorgeous woen who are soo full of them selfs and so used toguys hitting on them, you'll be force to try new stuff to get them...
...if u wana do soemthing with no rewards (except to defeat bordom)...when walking out of a club/bar, walk up to the most stunning girl and say
"I just wanted u to know i think ur absolutly stunning" and then walk out :P
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Wow, New Arrival proves he's retarded, and it only took two posts.
I'm all for closing this shit if it's not going to stay on topic.
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#32
 2008-12-04, 09:20
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Wow, New Arrival proves he's retarded, and it only took two posts.
I'm all for closing this shit if it's not going to stay on topic.
...i'm sorry *puppy eyes*
i read that shit in a book...but it's obvious that noone cares...i'll keep it to my self next time
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#33
 2008-12-04, 14:47
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...i'm sorry *puppy eyes*
i read that shit in a book...but it's obvious that noone cares...i'll keep it to my self next time
pwned and he's probably too dumb to get it
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