IT ITCHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
How does one make the itching go away, and still have nice look genitals?

there are these gloves you can buy at a walgreens or something...they are called exfoliation gloves and when you buy them with some exfoiliating cream and cleanse it removes rids the itching..
i would suggest you don't shave a get it professionally done.

Where would one get their junk professionally shaved?

actually at a spa..like a skin spa. i used to work at one. or a place for hair removal.
but seriously get those gloves

I think the point is to trim them when they're long, then shave.

Me, I'm terribly afraid to shave my pubes.

But yeah, use lotion, blah blah blah.

How do the gloves help? I'm not shaving with my fingers.

Afraid of what?

cutting his dick off

you use them after you shave. they exfoliate the skin and remove any dead skin. it is a mosturizer...type thing.

Cool. Thanks.