i need step-by-step instructions on how to get someone to have sex with me. rape is out of the question cause i cant run fast

1. Become an christian
2. Go to church regulary
3. Meet nice church going woman.
4.Talk to her sometimes.
5. Marry her.
6.Have sex.
7.?????
8. Profit.

Be confident.

Or... GHB

Your advice reminds me of two movies.
Two Can Play That Game and Wedding Crashers.


OP grow some balls and girls will have sex with you easily.

i wanna have sex
Hate to break it to you, but it's not going to happen.

More you go looking for sex and care about getting it, the less likely you are too actually get it; girls know how to tell who the desperate fuckers are.

Get a whore for a night?

It's not that hard but you will have to put a little bit of effort into it. Most people who don't get laid just sit on their ass and wonder why they don't get any. If you simply make up your mind that are you going to get it done, and make up your mind that you will do what it takes to make it happen, it will happen.

1. Get some nice clothing. Look at TV or the internet if you don't know what to get.

2. Groom yourself as best as you possibly can. You could even go to a stylist, thrust a fistful of cash at them and tell them to make you look attractive.

3. If you're of age, go to bars/clubs with friends. Inform them that you want to get fucked and ask them to act as wingmen. If you have help, you can pick up drunk sluts at these places with no problems.

4. If you're not of age, presumably you're in school. Go talk to the coolest guys in school who get the most pussy and simply ask them straight up for their help with women. Chances are unless you're a complete and total loser they'll probably be able to help you. Get them to take you parties and introduce you to loose women.

5. ??

6. Sex.