Okay so here is the deal I play my guitar in my apartment at a reasonable level before 10 pm.

Many other neighbors have parties all night with there rap music blaring, wich really dosnt bother me.

The dyke down stairs has no friends and sits on your computer all day being pissed that she is fat and ugly. So about a couple months ago , the cops came to my door telling me someone called in a noise violation. Any ways the pig didnt make to much of a deal about it.

So last night same thing happened, a pig came over and pretty much didnt give a shit, infact my guitar was already off both times they came. And this was before 9pm.

This morning the lady from the leasing agency starts banging on my door. I decide not to open the door and dead bolt it, then she attempts to unlock the door with no success. She left a note about the violation, stating that all the neighbors are complaining , when infact its only the dyke down stairs. My girl friend has gone as far as to ask the other neighbors if my music is to loud, they all say they can't hear it, or it dosnt bother them.

How can I make this bitch's life a little more difficult than it already is?

Vandalize everything, start with her car. Death threat her all night long using skype. Break a window with a letter attached to the rock saying that you know what she did, threatening the lives of her and her family.

I play guitar and bass............went through the same shit with some people before they just hated guitar(im no master guitarist but i dont make noise either). what i would do is slash the dykes tires or on a raining day where the weather is howling and nooone can hear............find her car smash the window ruin the inside even if she has full coverage it will be a pain in the ass.

Well those where my initial thoughts on what to do, but those ideas are so simple minded they will get me busted...
Last thing I need is some pig coming over again because they thinks it's retaliation from the initial complaint.

General mental terrorism -- anything that would traumatise her. Cheap mischief works, too.

Smoke bomb through her window/under her door.
Trophy condom on her door.

Complain to management about her complaining?

well im not saying do it at your apartment do it somewhere.........................and if u want to do it right act good for a few months then attack

Food + fishing pole + hungry dyke = win

send her a male strip o gram

:-& shoot in head

Kick her door in and set off a huge humidifier full of urine, leave it in there for a while; should get the place fucking covered in urine, will be really hard to get out of the furniture and curtains as well as pretty much everything. Make sure to collect the humidifier before she comes back, then trash the humidifier somewhere; you won't be needing it anymore.