So I’m sure that this topic has been run over a ton of times but I can’t find any old posts so I got to ask. I’m friends with benefits with this chick and recently I tried to go down on her but man her pussy was funky so I just ended up fingering her. Any who, she’s not a unhygienic person or anything but I got to ask, people of totse how strongly does you chick smell? Also other than the old “lets screw in the shower” trick is there any way you guys use to freshen you chick up? :D

Thanks &T

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mehh a bit blunt but valid point. I was kinda looking for something more creative where i could trick her into it to save ego and awkwardness... hummm mentos and Coke...

She's sexually active...She washes every day...She stinks anyway. She has the clap.

Wear a johnny and breathe through your mouth.

This has been brought up before and here's my solution:

Just lie to her and tell her you have a problem with the smell of any vagina whatsoever and that she needs to douche like mad. If you tell her straight up that her box stinks you won't get the opportunity to be near it again. But if you convince her that it is simply your fault that you cannot stand the slightest hint of vagina smell, if she likes you she will probably forgive that and take better care of herself to please you. And she won't be offended because you think her vag smells like rotting death.

Tie her up and wash her down.

Dump her.

I think it was xxombie telling me that it has to do with each others pheromones. If you think a chick stinks even when she's hygienic, it could be that you don't 'match'.

A nice smelling, tasty vagina is so good it's to die for. She's only a FWB. There is no delicate way to approach this.

True that. I started dating a girl last year and I couldn't stand her smell even when she was clean. When we had sex the smell was distracting. She was trying to pressure me into a relationship but I held off telling her I had been hurt before and I wanted to wait before starting anything. Was a good move, I got sex for a few weeks then told her I didn't want a relationship.

It's cause her pussy is carbonbased.

A quick fix that usually works for me is using more saliva that usual. Gets rid of bad tastes and bad odors by overpowering it with your own brand of body fluids.

Nitronick while that is true, I submit that said funk is a result of amine groups. Exothermia I like your solution, probably will do that. And wasn't that pheromone / genetic compatibility research sill kinda in theoretical stages still

I went to eat the girl out who I shagged last, but even as soon as I took a whiff of it, I knew i wouldn't like it. I maybe licked her clit a few times as I fingered her, but I wasn't for going long on it. Fuck me.. it stunk! The rest of the day even the thought of it made me almost gag. From now on, I only go down on girls who give really good blow jobs, or I'm really -really- into.

I take back my last sentence after reading this (http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=19960301-000030&page=1).