I just called into TigerDirect to swap out a component in my bare bones system. The mother fucker pulled one sly one-liner and convinced me I just had to have some PC Optimizer bullshit to ensure all the parts of my PC run smoothly. Without thinking I bought the piece of shit worthless program for 30 fucking dollars. That asshole didn't say a goddamn thing that didn't reek of bullshit. This make me a n00b. Balls. Cock.
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