STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD!!! I was over it pages ago! Jackketch, lock this please.

Avoid Jail.

She never starts a convo

means you should STFU.

Or, maybe the topics you discuss with her are just straight up boring to her brain.

Should you try to start more non-sexual conversations with her, or drop contact? Depends on if she is really interested in your non-sexual subjects of amusement, and using the information she gave you, do you think she could really be a person you can be mentally attracted to over a long period of time?

Also, that dream doesn't mean that the real girl has discovered her sexuality yet, and it would be wrong to teach her about that, as only a TV would do that. She can learn as her own person.

Lucid dreams are powerful tools, btw, however whatever human "figure" you can create in your brain does not completely exist in real life, and it would be wrong of you to make that existance happen. Understand?

She never starts a convo

means you should STFU.

But I can't get over her!!! :'( Until she's 16, I can't do anything. How do I make her like me though, so she starts starting the convos?

But I can't get over her!!! :'( Until she's 16, I can't do anything. How do I make her like me though, so she starts starting the convos?

Become someone else.

How to explain this....


1) She is illegal

2) Even if she wasn't, you'd have to come up with a way to casually interact with her in person, which you've already screwed up by IMing her constantly instead of manning up, not looking like a creep, and keeping a convo short, light and sweet and not suspicious at all.. especially since she would be FUCKING 14 YOU DAMN PEDOPHILE, so her alarms that this might not be a good idea are already coming on.

As it stands you have absolutely no chance, short of becoming a teen idol or a friend of one.

3) Find a woman your own age.

4) Forget this girl, I guarantee there are others better.

5) SHE IS ILLEGAL GET THIS CRAP OUT OF YOUR DAMN HEAD UNLESS SHE TURNS 18 IN ABOUT A DAY OR YOU BECOME 14 TOMORROW THIS AINT GOING TO HAPPEN.

Dude. You're not in love. You're infatuated.
I am pretty sure being in love with someone usually involves actually knowing them.
I know she's all tempting what not like some forbidden fruit, but she's not into you man. You would know. I was a 14 year old girl once, it is impossible to contain that shit. The whole world knows when you like someone.
Anyways, just focus on girls who will reciprocate interest.. and are preferably not 14, so you will not get set up for some creepy dateline encounter

But I can't get over her!!! :'( Until she's 16, I can't do anything. How do I make her like me though, so she starts starting the convos?

Why do you want to make her like you though, and not just search for someone like that, that already exists, and who really is like you?

Fine. I'll find a better girl. But... I don't think I'll find one as hot as her. :(

(PS by love I mean lust)

Fine. I'll find a better girl. But... I don't think I'll find one as hot as her. :(

(PS by love I mean lust)

What do you mean, by better? Hotter??

Fine. I'll find a better girl. But... I don't think I'll find one as hot as her. :(

(PS by love I mean lust)

Aww dawg u shuld hv sed so!
Hit dat shit n split! Ain't nobody gonna know!

Like this changes everything? Come on.

What do you mean, by better? Hotter??

One with a personality as well.

One with a personality as well.

But you still said hotter, why is this relationship better to you?

She never starts a convo

means you should STFU.

Or, maybe the topics you discuss with her are just straight up boring to her brain.

Should you try to start more non-sexual conversations with her, or drop contact? Depends on if she is really interested in your non-sexual subjects of amusement, and using the information she gave you, do you think she could really be a person you can be mentally attracted to over a long period of time?



The thing is, he is already thinking too hard about it. What if he tried to....

Wait a second...

Are we actually trying to help him now?

Also, that dream doesn't mean that the real girl has discovered her sexuality yet, and it would be wrong to teach her about that, as only a TV would do that. She can learn as her own person.

WTF

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/PlayinWithFire/Epic-fail-guy-ruin.gif

But you still said hotter, why is this relationship better to you?

I dunno. When I'm sick of the body I can talk to her for a while. Then get bored and eventually leave.

I dunno. When I'm sick of the body I can talk to her for a while. Then get bored and eventually leave.

So this would be a complete waste of time?

Remember you are risking prison and your anus.

So this would be a complete waste of time?

Remember you are risking prison and your anus.

Yeah, you're right. Should I just delete her from my MSN?

You little troll lol,

Yeah, you're right. Should I just delete her from my MSN?

YES.
End of story.

A 20 year old 4channer talks to a 14 year old girl over msn, and thinks he's "in love"?

Oh please.

YES.
End of story.

Agreed, if she wanted to reveal to him her personality, it would have happened somewhere back on his time line.

you haven't seen the Rachel story where a 20 year old /b/tard fucked his 13 year old cousin? Or the more recent Uncle anon?

Yes it is possible. As a fellow Anon I BELIEVE IT IS POSSIBLE, and WE MUST DEFEND IT WITH OUR STRENGTH!

you haven't seen the Rachel story where a 20 year old /b/tard fucked his 13 year old cousin? Or the more recent Uncle anon?

Yes it is possible. As a fellow Anon I BELIEVE IT IS POSSIBLE, and WE MUST DEFEND IT WITH OUR STRENGTH!

Incest doesn't count, that's way too easy....

Incest doesn't count, that's way too easy....

Fine.

There was a section in the 'Well Cultured Anonymous' wiki on wikichan before it turned to wellcultured that was basically how to get a 5-12 year old girlfriend you can fuck.

Basically its meet their parents, offer to help, dont do anything more than a hug in front of them, over time ask them alone if they love you, then voila a fuckable loli friend ;)

Oh and tell them you can't tell other people because they will not like it. Tell them WHY you should keep it secret, not JUST to keep it secret.

Fine.

There was a section in the 'Well Cultured Anonymous' wiki on wikichan before it turned to wellcultured that was basically how to get a 5-12 year old girlfriend you can fuck.

Basically its meet their parents, offer to help, dont do anything more than a hug in front of them, over time ask them alone if they love you, then voila a fuckable loli friend ;)

Oh and tell them you can't tell other people because they will not like it. Tell them WHY you should keep it secret, not JUST to keep it secret.

Oh I see, in that case he completely screwed up and next time he should...

ARE WE SERIOUSLY TRYING TO HELP THIS GUY?!?!?!?

Fine.

There was a section in the 'Well Cultured Anonymous' wiki on wikichan before it turned to wellcultured that was basically how to get a 5-12 year old girlfriend you can fuck.

Basically its meet their parents, offer to help, dont do anything more than a hug in front of them, over time ask them alone if they love you, then voila a fuckable loli friend ;)

Oh and tell them you can't tell other people because they will not like it. Tell them WHY you should keep it secret, not JUST to keep it secret.

Sounds lame to me, basically you would be putting on an act, that way you may go behind the scenes with the actor. Would you be doing this to teach her your real, non-sexual philosophy that you may or may not have tried to teach her parents for good reasons?

Asking them alone that question may not yield the real answer going on inside her head, as being behind scenes, you may make her nervous.

ARE WE SERIOUSLY TRYING TO HELP THIS GUY?!?!?!?

I am!!

Sounds lame to me, basically you would be putting on an act, that way you may go behind the scenes with the actor.

Well...that's the point that the anon who wrote that said I believe. The main objective. It's not like she's 13 or older and you can do this without meeting her parents at all. Though some of the things the anon said apply there too.

Would you be doing this to teach her your real, non-sexual philosophy that you may or may not have tried to teach her parents for good reasons?

Im not the guy doing this. Arguably, that could be a part of it hypothetically. I mean, there is a lot of beliefs I want to impart to others, at least providing ideas... Ideas are bulletproof and that adds more armor to the vest :D

Asking them alone that question may not yield the real answer going on inside her head, as being behind scenes, you may make her nervous.

oh. yeah. the anon doing that should be nicer.

Well...that's the point that the anon who wrote that said I believe. The main objective. It's not like she's 13 or older and you can do this without meeting her parents at all. Though some of the things the anon said apply there too.



Im not the guy doing this. Arguably, that could be a part of it hypothetically. I mean, there is a lot of beliefs I want to impart to others, at least providing ideas... Ideas are bulletproof and that adds more armor to the vest :D



oh. yeah. the anon doing that should be nicer.

Sounds like you've been thinking about eating a whole tray of brownies, which may be something to look up.

Until she's 16, I can't do anything.

Lies.

However, if she's not into you, you should probably let her go. There are dozens of lightly-fuzzy peaches in the orchard, and the world is your oyster.

If you can't let someone go who's not into you, I suggest keeping yourself to stalking cynical, jaded, middle-aged women. Ordinary middle-aged women won't do.

I'm not quite in the mood to critique the WCA atm. Meh. Oh well.

Isn't she a bit old..?

Sounds like you've been thinking about eating a whole tray of brownies, which may be something to look up.

hmm?

Look up what?

You should try sending her myspace comments convincing her to kill herself- seeing as how she obviously doesn't like you and how people seem to take the internet far too serious. Then again- nobody would actually be daft enough to kill themself over something someone said to them on myspace...

Send her that erotica story you wrote.

I'm sure the bitch will be begging to be with you.

Just make sure she doesn't find your erotica and you should be set.

You never know - maybe she's always fantasized about being gang raped by her peers and teacher.

Ask her. That will get her to talk.

Pics/myspace

I'll decide if she's worth it.

Fine.

There was a section in the 'Well Cultured Anonymous' wiki on wikichan before it turned to wellcultured that was basically how to get a 5-12 year old girlfriend you can fuck.

Basically its meet their parents, offer to help, dont do anything more than a hug in front of them, over time ask them alone if they love you, then voila a fuckable loli friend ;)

Oh and tell them you can't tell other people because they will not like it. Tell them WHY you should keep it secret, not JUST to keep it secret.

Ahhh I remember that, it was when wikichan was somewhat decent; had an uncultured section with ideas on 419 scams as well. The drug section was fucking fail.

Op, just rape her.

Or get over it there is no other way.
Lust comes first.



on a srs note, make her your friend, help her and due time you will get PUSSY!

Make her your friend?

You're kiddin right?

Most preteens like pulling that "just friends" bullshit more than any other age range, although there's nothing that booze can't fix.

Just tell her she's your bitch now.

Um....we are still trying to help him?


I officially withdraw all my involvement in this thread.

This thread sucks on so many levels

...And I'm 18. I haven't met her, but she lives about 2 hours away from me. She's so good looking. The thing that made me realize this was last night I had a dream we went skinnydipping together. Anyway, when I say I haven't met her, I mean I talk to her on MSN. But she never talks to me. :( She never starts a convo with me and hardly talks much. And I can't flirt with her or anything because that's like, illegal. What do I do? :(

careful if its a pedo-baiter...

No shit? Like that idea never crossed our minds in this entire thread that you never read?

dude,can you like shut up the fuck up.of course people thought that.or even posted it before.but im not going to look and see if its been posted already.

i only posted to overwarn the op.






dumbass.....

The op hasn't participated in this thread since page 2 I think you're a little late for even that.

Ahhh I remember that, it was when wikichan was somewhat decent; had an uncultured section with ideas on 419 scams as well. The drug section was fucking fail.

heh. yeah. I remember the 'rules on fighting'. They had these rules and things you have to do. and the last rule was: "There is no rule in fighting. not even the last ones"

on a srs note, make her your friend, help her and due time you will get PUSSY!

What? In the US that gets "friend zone"

Actually that possibility never came up with me. Now that the guy you responded to said that, try not to be sexual or talk about that in IM...

EDIT: Hmm the guy IS 18 :(

EDIT 2: what's the AOC where you live, Enter? Anyone know?

Swim naked with her again except this time touch her special area.

Send her your fucking comics, that'll make her love you.

Seeend her your fucking comics, that'll make her love you.

Why would she want that make, is her house really that strict?

She's my almost my age ;)

Not to be a douche, but if she hardly talks to you, that should tell you something.

a) Probably a bitch toying with you.

b) Obviously doesn't care to make a connection by actually talking to you.

c) The best looking women are the most trouble. And you gon tell me she's 2 hours away AND underage!?

.... Save yourself the trouble and forget about it.