I've been wanting to do this for a while to see if I could answer some questions anyone had about relationships, sex, dating, being a man, moving in an out of friend zones......
Though this is probably a bad time to do it. I have a fever and want to go to bed but what the hell, I have 1/2 an hour. I'll try to get to everyone's question and there is always tomorrow right?

This is a test of my self for myself.

Also note, Many women will completely deny that anything I say to you is true. They are in on the game because they created it and we have to learn the hard way to realize what the hell is going on.

Guys don't generally talk about relationships. Women have magazines and all sorts of other women to collaborate with about their experiences because that's what they do. At the same time, Women are very territorial....

But I digress....

Ask Away.

does the stork really bring babies?

He sure does, and it looks like he dropped you a few times along the way.

If you want advice on girls, ask a guy.

Girls don't know shit.

He sure does, and it looks like he dropped you a few times along the way.

ouch. why so serious?

when women are acting irrational and crazy, deep down, do they know it?

i'm not saying only women act irrational and crazy... just i know what it's like acting irrational and crazy and being a man.. not so with women, and my missus might take it the wrong way if i asked her.

Who says I'm a girl?

Who says I'm a girl?

Men don't refer to men as "males" you fuckin feminist nazi.

This.

Who says I'm a girl?

i just checked wikipedia and found out that the stork DOESN'T bring babies, they come out of vaginas!

YOU LIED TO ME!

Who says I'm a girl?

erm, you're clearly not a girl, in lieu of rule #30 of the internet.

This is a test of my self for myself.


And, ladies and gentlemen, the test results are in.



Drum roll......



You have officially FAILED the test.

Your consolation prize is waiting for you out in the hallway.
Please do Not let the door hit you in the ass like our last contestant.

ouch. why so serious?

when women are acting irrational and crazy, deep down, do they know it?

i'm not saying only women act irrational and crazy... just i know what it's like acting irrational and crazy and being a man.. not so with women, and my missus might take it the wrong way if i asked her.

Sorry, sarcasm....yeah no problem...To your question.

It depends.. Women will act that way many times as a test to gauge your reaction..
To see how high you jump when they go a little apeshit.

It's like saying:
"Ok I'm upset about something, are you going to go out of your way to fix it?"

Now if you are actually in the wrong for something, like being irresponsible, then you need to rectify it.. but do not by any means, act as if she lit a fire under your ass. Always always always assert yourself as a man and never blink when threatened.

Women are full of tests like these and you'll see them everyday, not recognize them , then usually fail.

One stupid outburst at a time please!

I know you all think I'm full of shit but I'm only one man with a keyboard, I can't deal with everyone's smartass remarks at the same time!

I already made one of these threads, and it was better than yours. Fuck off.

ouch. why so serious?

when women are acting irrational and crazy, deep down, do they know it?

i'm not saying only women act irrational and crazy... just i know what it's like acting irrational and crazy and being a man.. not so with women, and my missus might take it the wrong way if i asked her.

Very very deep down I think we do, too deep to know. After I think most do but deny it to ourselves to save some thought of self control.

Very very deep down I think we do, too deep to know. After I think most do but deny it to ourselves to save some thought of self control.

^^^

Hahaha, op why can't women give a straight answer?

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Hahaha, op why can't women give a straight answer?

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Women know how to type?

I kid, Women don't work in straight answers. They like to watch us squirm because they need to constantly check their where their power lies.

Women know how to type?

check their where their power lies.

Irony.

*bows head and slowly walks out of the thread*

Women 1 - Men 0

Irony.

*bows head and slowly walks out of the thread*

Women 1 - Men 0

I bet you looked at your post at least 2 more times before posting.

I bet you looked at your post at least 2 more times before posting.

Nope.

I bet you looked at your post at least 2 more times before posting.

Like you should have?

Like you should have?

Still doesn't make me a woman.

OP, when my girl is being in a bad mood, usually for some small bullshit reason about me or if not me another small reason that she shouldn't be upset about, how do I handle this and what do I not do?

How do I tell her to loose weight?

How do I tell her to loose weight?

Instead of giving a hug i suggest wrapping your arms around her grabbing a fat roll in each hand and jiggling, preferably in public.

I don't like this thread.

i don't like this thread.

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Why do women do so many tests?
Do they know we have penises and don't understand what they want us to do? It's as if they know we'll fail, and are just looking for an excuse to leave someone who isn't perfect.

The first one has been answered.

Second, my favorite way, is baby steps. Get her out of the house walking or jogging or something with you early in the morning or just before the sun goes down. Say you're gonna look at the scenery in the area or go to the park for a stroll or hell be honest that it's for your health and she should join you.
I don't know if your neighborhoods completely suck or not. Start being more active. If she likes ddr, challenge her or something, even if you suck it's a good way to get the heart rate up. "Oh where's your sense of adventure." "You're just afraid I'll beat you" But if she isn't completely confident about her own self to accept a challenge, because if the relationship is new, challenges are more likely to work. Some women will back off overtime and get complacent and others will stay on their toes to prove a point. A lot of women want to lose weight but they need an opportunity...

The point is that you do it together, that way the attention is not directly on her weight problem. Keep it light and fun.

Alright,
Why do you think you can make sweeping generalizations about all women and situations that people have? Do you really think all women are as shallow and stupid as you are?

Just as I mentioned earlier, women do the same thing. Both sexes generally act on similar things and similar matters in similar ways in their relationships. Granted there are special cases and there are always exceptions to the rules but you have to call them as you see them. These things have been taking place for thousands of years.

If you are one of the people that can't notice the signs, cant realize the patterns or constantly fail the tests then you could become bitter to the process altogether.
After some self loathing in wondering what went wrong, you'd try to make yourself feel better by claiming people are just shallow and stupid....

How does woman internetz?

How does woman internetz?

they don't, unless they have a computer in the kitchen.

why so serious?

haha... really?

also, lol at this thread. get out more.

why are women such prostitutes?

If you are one of the people that can't notice the signs, cant realize the patterns or constantly fail the tests then you could become bitter to the process altogether.
After some self loathing in wondering what went wrong, you'd try to make yourself feel better by claiming people are just shallow and stupid....

I notice signs. I see patterns. I don't take tests. I'm not bitter, and I don't loathe myself, I do well in relationships, and I'm a sociable person. If you'll notice, I didn't claim "people" are shallow and stupid, I said you were. And I stand by it. THIS JUST IN- You can't generalize over 50% of the population of the fucking world into a neat stereotype, you stupid cunt.

How does woman internetz?

I think you mean:

"z0mg teh womans on teh interwebz???"

So why are all women whores?

dont steal my question assface.

I've been claiming all women are whores for years/don't care

Men don't refer to men as "males" you fuckin feminist nazi.

truth.

as for my question. why do women think it is odd when i ask them to slip their finger in my bum while they give me head? i mean my current GF does not mind, but i have had a few girls dump me because of this request.

This thread was such a waste of my 5 minutes.

truth.

as for my question. why do women think it is odd when i ask them to slip their finger in my bum while they give me head? i mean my current GF does not mind, but i have had a few girls dump me because of this request.

Maybe they're terrified of navigating your forest of ass hair before they reach the fabled destination of your asshole.

Why are they all crazy bitches in one form or another, to some extent or another?

Maybe they're terrified of navigating your forest of ass hair before they reach the fabled destination of your asshole.

i shave my ass, thank you very much. what i think it is, is that there is some huge taboo about the anus in western society.

How to approach a girl whos been assaulted and is afraid to go to the police about it?

How to get one girl, when her and her FRIEND like you?