Hey totseans, help me out here.

Ok, so there's this girl, right. She's 16, i'm 18. She's basically everything I look for in a woman: shapely figure, big boobs and a little thick (but not fat), fun personality, smokes weed & boozes etc. She drives me insane when she brings up a sexually related topic during our convos, I have a fuckin stiffy for her. Problem is, (I know this is a little fucked up but bear with me.) she's my cousin. Her brother (my other cousin) who I'm really good bros with kinda knows that I like her, eg when I was 15 and she was 13 (developed by that age), he saw that I had a hard-on when we were "cuddling".

I'm really confused. I know that incest is illegal and "immoral" by most people's standards, but I don't care. She's kind of a fantasy of mine. We've watched porn together & she's DTF. It's just really hard for me to get over the mental block of the fact that she's my cousin. I don't think she knows that i "like" her in a dirty way. But she has laughed in a cute, sexy way before when she's seen a boner in my trousers.

WTF do I do? I really want to 69 her or something, I'm afraid of having sex because a baby would be BAAAAAD (= my good friend cousin and good friend uncle (her dad) would never talk to me again and probably disown me). But GOD DAMN I am attracted to her.

Basically what I'm asking is how do I approach her with this and still make her want to get with me (in secret of course)? I'm thinking about getting fucked up with her, but she and I only really fuck with booze and bud, and (me only, don't know about her) some pills/speed.

I dunno, speed makes me really horny and I'm tweaking right now. It's really hard (lol, innuendo?) for me to even be in the same room as her right now. Should I get her fucked up? What drugs could I give her to make her horny as fuck? I know coke increases the female libido infinity-fold, but she's never fucked with coke and I don't plan on letting her (she's my cousin, and hopefully my future fuck buddy lol).

I don't know if any of y'all have gone down this road, but if you have, please throw me your two cents. Even if you haven't and think I'm some kind of pervert for this, please give me some advice. I CUM TO HER WHEN I JACK OFF!! Seriously she's so hot.

Drink with her, hit on her, use a fucking condom.

Also, what is DTF??

Drink with her, hit on her, use a fucking condom.

Also, what is DTF??

Aight, i'm just afraid she won't be flexible with that easily.

DTF means down-to-fuck btw

The two of you should get drunk alone one night. Buy condoms before hand.

There is crusted shit all over my ass, EEEEEEW.

I hear you man. It's just I am REALLY afraid of hitting on her/trying to get with her and she being way grossed out. She'd probably tell all of her fucking friends and her brother (the worst, cause we're good bros). It's pretty much assumable that incest is take-it-or-leave-it.

For sure on the condoms though. I'm pretty sure she's on the pill though, but still safety first

Lol, sleep-rape that bitch.

No, but seriously though, call me a fuckin queer or whatever but I have an INSANE fantasy (since my balls dropped btw it's been like this) of us being, like, secret lovers or some bullshit.

Lol, sleep-rape that bitch.

No, but seriously though, call me a fuckin queer or whatever but I have an INSANE fantasy (since my balls dropped btw it's been like this) of us being, like, secret lovers or some bullshit.

In all seriousness, i just cleaned the shit off my ass and my cousin is awake too, he just had a shower.. and he has a weird look on his face.. Aahh anyway, back2totse.

she's my cousin.

/thread

Lol, U gay or a girl? Sorry, don't know all the lurkers on S&A yet, kinda new to totse.

P.S.: My b, not sure what you meant by shit, assumed you meant jizz, my retarded ass may have mistaken it for actual shit. (it is an ass...)

Shit is Shit.

Add me on msn ----

after this thread, we will discuss Incest no moar? Ci, ci? Capandre Senior?

What you think about my spanish?

Also, it was shit. and I am a gay(bifag), and a guy.

Shit is Shit.

Add me on msn Lotsofmanx@Hotmail.com

after this thread, we will discuss Incest no moar? Ci, ci? Capandre Senior?

What you think about my spanish?

Also, it was shit. and I am a gay(bifag), and a guy.

Capandre? You mean comprende?

Sorry if I broke the rules, didn't know who else to turn to but totse *throws salutory corinth*

Im sorry but i think i speak for everyone when i say.....PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

No, unfortunately you speak for yourself. If I spoke for you I would say nothing at all.

Also LS-9 You havent broken any rules at all. :)
and trust me at most stages weve thought of it (admittedly i was 10 when the thought crossed my mind. but hey whatever floats your boat)

I will get pics if it does happen. I hear she's actually a little kinky...I mean, I have watched some pretty hardcore/lez/gay/gangbang porn with her and she didn't complain...

I will get pics if it does happen. I hear she's actually a little kinky...I mean, I have watched some pretty hardcore/lez/gay/gangbang porn with her and she didn't complain...

Dont lower yourself by providing pics, also that would be classed as CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. < I've said that and the FBI is now watching this thread, no child porn? kthx?

But continue the thread, by all means.

No, unfortunately you speak for yourself. If I spoke for you I would say nothing at all.

Also LS-9 You havent broken any rules at all. :)
and trust me at most stages weve thought of it (admittedly i was 10 when the thought crossed my mind. but hey whatever floats your boat)

Yeah, I know man. I figure it crosses every horny (guy/girl)'s mind at some point, I mean, I have had thoughts about every single one of my sisters, probably cause they let me shower with them when I was like 6/7/8ish. Man, my first vag siting...epic...

I mean they're not bad looking, I'm not ashamed to admit. But two of them are married and one's fat now, so...

But there's just SOMETHING about my cousin, I don't know. For some reason she's just so fucking hot to me!

Btw, no hate on the bifag stuff, I've had some not-so-straight experiences myself...

Dont lower yourself by providing pics, also that would be classed as CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. < I've said that and the FBI is now watching this thread, no child porn? kthx?

But continue the thread, by all means.

Lol, just inflating his ego. There's no way I would post pics of myself on totse (sorry guys, that's just a personal thing)

Lol, just inflating his ego. There's no way I would post pics of myself on totse (sorry guys, that's just a personal thing)

POst pictures of your cousin. To be honest i dont think shes hot. You have something to prove to me, and this entire message board. It doesnt have to be a nude pic. LET US SEE YOUR FAT UGLY Cousin who you are trying to pass off as hot.

Whats the problem here? Your spending so much time trying to convince us shes hot, when your covering your ass for trying to pull a redneck move and fuck your fat ugly cousin.

Give us prove nigga, this is totse......amateur hours over

How related are you guys?

POst pictures of your cousin. To be honest i dont think shes hot. You have something to prove to me, and this entire message board. It doesnt have to be a nude pic. LET US SEE YOUR FAT UGLY Cousin who you are trying to pass off as hot.

Whats the problem here? Your spending so much time trying to convince us shes hot, when your covering your ass for trying to pull a redneck move and fuck your fat ugly cousin.

Give us prove nigga, this is totse......amateur hours over

It's not so much trying to convince you as it is trying to not be a fucking troll and seem a little genuine.

Honestly the only place I have pics of her is on her facebook, and I'm not fixin' to hook you up with that link. Sorry for not givin you your H4WT PIXX!!!11

EDIT: Just re-read your quote. What the fuck do I have to prove to you? You're being fucking difficult on MY thread (no offense mods but I did create it). You read my shit and are demanding proof. If you don't like it then fuck off.

She's probably the daughter of his parents' siblings.

Y'dig?

Not by blood; my blood-uncle (her "dad") married a divorced woman who had a daughter. But my cuz is blood; treats his sister like blood though

It's not so much trying to convince you as it is trying to not be a fucking troll and seem a little genuine.

Honestly the only place I have pics of her is on her facebook, and I'm not fixin' to hook you up with that link. Sorry for not givin you your H4WT PIXX!!!11

Mind linking me to pics via E-Mail?
>.< For.. Evaluation Purposes?

Also, cock's.
and i will advise you on spreading your cousin's coochie.

Not by blood; my blood-uncle (her "dad") married a divorced woman who had a daughter. But my cuz is blood; treats his sister like blood though

Lol, dude.
If she's not blood, pork her.
No joke.

Lol, dude.
If she's not blood, pork her.
No joke.

Are you giving me permission?

Cause I don't need much of an excuse to do it. I will, then justify it via totse.

Mind linking me to pics via E-Mail?
>.< For.. Evaluation Purposes?

Also, cock's.
and i will advise you on spreading your cousin's coochie.

Cock? Been there done that, I try to stick to vag these days. No gay dudes though, I only messed with bi dudes. Dudes (or ladies) who are completely gay kinda freak me out (it's not natural, yo).

Lemme find a good pic...

EDIT: (1st paragraph related) We used to justify it by keeping it mad under wraps, plus we knew we weren't gay so it made us more comforatable (we were like 13 and just starting to actually cum so we were "experimenting"). Plus we were usually really fucked up before we did that bullshit.

Fuck that though, I vastly prefer a woman's touch...

Control click on a picture of her.


Select copy image address.


Post that here.


like this: http://photos-a.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v373/179/40/600288318/n600288318_1670760_9386.jpg

Hit it.

Lets face it guys. This thread is bull shit and hes fucking with us. he doesnt even have a pic of this so called "Legit Cousin" to prove it.

He wants attention and is no better then In Bloom. Hell you might as well go fuck a toaster with threads like this.

This is a bull shit thread and there is no hot cousin. Lets all wait for the Bel Air and move on

Dude,...actually, fuck that you're not even dude status.

I wish I could see you in person so you could see how badly you are wrong.

I have way better things to do then fuck with people on the internet. I didn't start this thread to post pics, I asked for advice on how to woo someone into an incestuous relationship. You don't need to see her to do that. She is not an object of display, thank you, so fuck all y'all who think she is.

I love how you're like the only one who repeatedly demands to see pics.

EDIT: Sorry for being short, that shit just pisses me off. I have a life away from my computer, I spend my free time on the net trying to be someone who's not a douchebag.

Dude,...actually, fuck that you're not even dude status.

I wish I could see you in person so you could see how badly you are wrong.

I have way better things to do then fuck with people on the internet. I didn't start this thread to post pics, I asked for advice on how to woo someone into an incestuous relationship. You don't need to see her to do that. She is not an object of display, thank you, so fuck all y'all who think she is.

I love how you're like the only one who repeatedly demands to see pics.

EDIT: Sorry for being short, that shit just pisses me off. I have a life away from my computer, I spend my free time on the net trying to be someone who's not a douchebag.

Dont buy into it guys. This false sense of anger is to throw you off course. In reality hes jacking off to your honest replies as he laughs all the way to the bank.


.......calm down kid here let me get it out of the way, since your not man enough to post the pictures that wont even be traced back to her http://thejosevilson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fresh-prince-of-bel-air-will-smith.jpg


Edit:: and the thing is my friend, this is totse. Do you know how many fuck nuggets come in here on a weekly basis, claiming to have sexual relations with a family member? ALLOT. I dont think asking for 1 picture, that doesnt even have to be nude, is asking too much. If your gonna make bull shit claims, like fucking your cousin. You better have something to back it up. Otherwise, me and all the others who are asleep obviously, are aware of your bull shit.

Quit trying to act like your gonna bone your cousin. If your not trolling STOP getting pissed off, and you already have your answers from the previous replies. GG KID

Why didn't you say that you're not blood related in the first place?

There's your fucking justification.







Also - this is Totse. Pics are expected.

Deliver the goods, nigga.

Fucking post the pictures. Can't Afford Food's Right. Whats the harm in post 1 non nude picture

True, true. Sorry guys I just get a little defensive, I was pretty speedin earlier and I didn't sleep last night, I tend to get irritable.

Caint Afford Food, no beef between us then?

Seriously though, I don't have any pics of her. She's still in fucking high school and I friend requested her earlier (like when we were still on page one) but the bullshit firewall they have denies access to entertainment oriented sites. I know you (Caint) think I'm bullshitting everyone, but I'm seriously not! When she finally gets her ass home and confirms me then I can show you pics.
I don't want to show you guys the prof pic cause it's a bad one (she looks a little trashy).

My mistake for not having pics ready, but if you think about it, if I was lying about all of this and just fucking with you guys, then I'd probably post some shit from google images. Think about that.

.......e to even be in the same room as her right now. Should I get her fucked up? What drugs could I give her to make her horny as fuck?



Rohypnol, GHB, Cloroform, duct tape

True, true. Sorry guys I just get a little defensive, I was pretty speedin earlier and I didn't sleep last night, I tend to get irritable.

Caint Afford Food, no beef between us then?

Seriously though, I don't have any pics of her. She's still in fucking high school and I friend requested her earlier (like when we were still on page one) but the bullshit firewall they have denies access to entertainment oriented sites. I know you (Caint) think I'm bullshitting everyone, but I'm seriously not! When she finally gets her ass home and confirms me then I can show you pics.
I don't want to show you guys the prof pic cause it's a bad one (she looks a little trashy).

My mistake for not having pics ready, but if you think about it, if I was lying about all of this and just fucking with you guys, then I'd probably post some shit from google images. Think about that.

All is forgiven /hug.......you have my blessing, now walk with peace

Just get drunk man. That way even if it goes horribly wrong and she freaks out, tells everyone etc etc, you can blame the booze. Just say you drank way to much and you don't even remember anything that happened.

That sounds a lot better then "lol i wanted to stick in my cuz"

Edit- Wait you just want to bang her?


Nevermind.

Lol, dude.
If she's not blood, pork her.
No joke.

porky pork

If she not blood its not incest, and trust me if she hot its good shit. If your friends find out they will give you shit. I had a similar incident, my step dads HOT as fuck niece was staying with us she was like 6 months older then me at the time and we got drunk one night, started talking about piercings and how her tits/clit was pierced i said prove it and she did, then one thing lead to the other and I was fucking the hell out of her. Seriously if its a blood relative I would stay away but if not then its all good. Seriously all it takes is a divorce and you are not related. The chick I did I barley knew so the whole step cousin thing didn't phase me to much. But my best buddy that knows about it gives me shit all the time.

Oh, no. I did not just read this whole thread to find you are a wussy-ass bitch who won't post pix.



Go onto facebook
Find a hot pic
Right click > save image location
This way, we can see the image without having to be connected on her friends list or some shit

Oh, no. I did not just read this whole thread to find you are a wussy-ass bitch who won't post pix.



This.

Do this

Mate, there isn't one thing wrong with incest at all. Just don't have a baby and you will be fine. Incest isn't immoral. Every christian is a product of incest by their beliefs.

Just shower with her. You're family, right?

If she's blood related, that's just creepy, but if she's not, hit it n' quit it son. Also it's totse, so we want more pics.

This thread made it to 5 pages and im not letting it die until we get some pictures. Are you with me guys! Keep this thread dragged out until we get the fucking pictures we have deserved since page 1

I support the notion. People have already gave him quality information. Give us a fucking picture

I wouldn't go for it, it just would make things weirder than you would know

Where beez da pichas?

still waiting for pics

This thread made it to 5 pages and im not letting it die until we get some pictures. Are you with me guys! Keep this thread dragged out until we get the fucking pictures we have deserved since page 1

hah. 2 pages for me and yea

FUCKING PIX, you fucking n00blet

pics or gtfo.

No, don't say gtfo. He'll run like a scared bitch.

We demand the pics, foo'.

How many more oppurtunitys you think you're gonna get to fuck your cousin. MAN?

Pix plox!

No pics, he got his satisfaction :(

A magnificent troll till the end, op you have my respect.