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(^_^) · #1 2008-12-01, 07:09

November 24, 2008 - 7:14 AM
Wendy Victora
Daily News

BAKER -- Several students were questioned after Baker School officials discovered pictures of breasts and a penis on the wall of the 5th grade bathroom, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office incident report.

One boy told the principal that several students were in the bathroom laughing at a drawing on the wall. One of the boys gave him a marker and he drew a picture of a woman's breasts. He said he went back into the bathroom the next day and drew another picture of breasts, according to the report.

Someone had also drawn a picture of a penis on the wall, which caused students to laugh, the report said.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/bat...ture_wall.html

Anyway, since when are bathrooms segregated by grade? I've never been to a school with a "5th grade bathroom." Usually they just have a boys' bathrooms, girls' bathrooms, and womens' & mens' bathrooms for the faculty.

joecaveman · #2 2008-12-01, 09:15

Someone call The Onion!
http://www.theonion.com/content/index

ArgonPlasma2000 · #3 2008-12-01, 09:41

ohh noes TITS AND DICKS!

nshanin · #4 2008-12-01, 09:43

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Originally Posted by (^_^) View Post

Anyway, since when are bathrooms segregated by grade? I've never been to a school with a "5th grade bathroom." Usually they just have a boys' bathrooms, girls' bathrooms, and womens' & mens' bathrooms for the faculty.

Man I went to a rich-ass primary school.

fatkitty420 · #5 2008-12-01, 14:35

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Originally Posted by (^_^) View Post

November 24, 2008 - 7:14 AM
Wendy Victora
Daily News

BAKER -- Several students were questioned after Baker School officials discovered pictures of breasts and a penis on the wall of the 5th grade bathroom, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office incident report.

One boy told the principal that several students were in the bathroom laughing at a drawing on the wall. One of the boys gave him a marker and he drew a picture of a woman's breasts. He said he went back into the bathroom the next day and drew another picture of breasts, according to the report.

Someone had also drawn a picture of a penis on the wall, which caused students to laugh, the report said.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/bat...ture_wall.html

Anyway, since when are bathrooms segregated by grade? I've never been to a school with a "5th grade bathroom." Usually they just have a boys' bathrooms, girls' bathrooms, and womens' & mens' bathrooms for the faculty.

Generally the grades are separated by Hall ways. One end of the Hall would be the entire 5th grade section... with a Bathroom near by. That would be the 5th grade bathroom.

Of course it was open to anyone who went that way but if you were a 3rd grader in the 5th grade bathroom you would be questioned since you don't belong in that area.

Plus, you're libel to get a beating by those dang 5th graders.

But come recess we could get revenge.

harry_hardcore_hoedown · #6 2008-12-01, 15:17

News: Boys caught snickering at bathroom graffiti

Oh my.

1337m4j33ky · #7 2008-12-01, 15:54

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Originally Posted by (^_^) View Post

Anyway, since when are bathrooms segregated by grade? I've never been to a school with a "5th grade bathroom." Usually they just have a boys' bathrooms, girls' bathrooms, and womens' & mens' bathrooms for the faculty.

That school is a K-12 school. It was built huge a long time ago, but there are only a few hundred students there. It was about an hour away from my hometown, before I left for college.

scorpio2121 · #8 2008-12-01, 22:39

The graffiti in the bathrooms at my school were much more high class than the usual 'call here for hotsex'.

For example, someone once drew a line and put 'if you can pee over this line, the fire department needs you'.
'My karma just ran over your dogma''

And my personal all time favourite 'Toilet cameras are for research use only'

Oh the lulz we had.

Rykoshet · #9 2008-12-02, 02:58

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...irst_ever_open

Article unrelated.

harry_hardcore_hoedown · #10 2008-12-02, 03:05

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/bat...ture_wall.html

Quote:

See archived 'News' Stories »

They put 'news' in quotation marks.

Take a look at some of the other articles on this site:

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/common/a...Police+Blotter

Some interesting ones include:

Sat, 29 Nov 08 - Family feuds over car keys in Crestview
Sat, 29 Nov 08 - Witnesses: Drunk man obsessed with hot dogs ~ Wendy Victora
Sat, 29 Nov 08 - Black man with gold teeth sought in beer, oyster theft ~ Del Stone
Thu, 27 Nov 08 - Driver fumbling for cigarette pulled over, arrested ~ Wendy Victora
Thu, 27 Nov 08 - Man hides under bed to avoid detection ~ Wendy Victora
Thu, 27 Nov 08 - Man with spear gun breaks door ~ Wendy Victora

bornkiller · #11 2008-12-02, 03:44

That has some of the most boring news articles I've ever http://www.comm-net.net/upload/animatedgifs/SNORE.GIF
Boring yet entertaining. (some of them)

Aerogone · #12 2008-12-02, 06:20

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That has some of the most boring news articles I've ever http://www.comm-net.net/upload/animatedgifs/SNORE.GIF
Boring yet entertaining. (some of them)

Such simple stuff.... those articles, personally, are calm and soothing. It makes me relax and stop worrying, just reading em.

(^_^) · #13 2008-12-02, 09:06

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Originally Posted by fatkitty420 View Post

Generally the grades are separated by Hall ways. One end of the Hall would be the entire 5th grade section... with a Bathroom near by. That would be the 5th grade bathroom.

That makes sense. I never went to an elementary large enough to justify such segregation -- or having enough washrooms to accommodate it.

When I was in high school the halls were separated by department, with each of the lower floor departments having a washroom in its hall. The math and science departments were upstairs so their sections had no adjacent washrooms. The English department washroom was undoubtedly the best, followed by the gym adjacent washroom, the humanities department washroom, and the foods department washroom. The Spanish department washroom didn't even have a working faucet.

the G · #14 2008-12-02, 10:45

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News: Boys caught snickering at bathroom graffiti

Oh my.

lol

and:
"Someone had also drawn a picture of a penis on the wall, which caused students to laugh, the report said."

what a vile expression of amusement...kids these days.

john_deer · #15 2008-12-04, 21:02

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Originally Posted by (^_^) View Post

Anyway, since when are bathrooms segregated by grade? I've never been to a school with a "5th grade bathroom." Usually they just have a boys' bathrooms, girls' bathrooms, and womens' & mens' bathrooms for the faculty.

Since the string of incidents where grade 8's were looking over the stalls at the grade 3's

(^_^) · #16 2008-12-05, 05:01

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Since the string of incidents where grade 8's were looking over the stalls at the grade 3's

Eww.

Seems to me that you can solve those sort of problems with a rope.