So I went to the friendly neighbourhood internet today to watch speed racer. I got high and for some reason the movie seemed like a good idea. Somehow, I managed to steer to the link for "Street Racer (2008)" instead.

And wow, even though I had no idea what the fuck was going on, it was a sweet movie. Like fast and the furious on acid.

The plot was confusing though. And I thought speed racer was all PG, then BAM, tits. Nice tits too, and sex scenes. I still thought it was the right movie. And the whole time I thought the little kid was gonna be the speed racer, then BAM, he loses his hand.

Awesome movie, I'll go watch speed racer now, but my hopes have been shattered because it won't top street racer.

I just watched the right movie, speed racer. It kicked lots of ass.

Turns out I was really high and some asshole on tv-links put the wrong movie up. Instead of Speed Racer it actually was:

Fast Track: No Limits

The drugs made me feel all tingly when they raced.

i didnt like speed racer, though if you were high, im guessing it would have been really psychedelic

Less of this Speed Racer movie, more of this Fast Track: No Limits. Details?

Let me give you the run down.

http://peliculasgratis2008.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/fasttrack_poster.jpg

There's a garage going out of business, owned by the girl on the left. She's dating the guy beside her, who's a cop, while she also blows all the business men and bankers in exchange for extensions on her mortgage. The other guy is a pizza man, but it turns out he was a getaway driver in the US before escaping to germany. The last girl is some rich bitch (married no less) who wants to feel alive and starts an affair with him after he teaches her to drive her pimped out car. He also goes to work for a mobster who builds him a car.

The cop is chasing a getaway driver from a bank robbery who turns out to be a street racer riding in his circuit. He also races for the garage in a subaru, but when he crashes it his girlfriend starts blowing even more people. He acts like a little bitch about it. And then some kid loses his hand, so the cop and pizza man team up to take down the getaway driver from the bank heist, and after they win the pizza man quits working for the mobster.

And they all live happily ever after, except the kid still lost his hand and then girl is still a total skank.

But there's lots of nudity and instead of a flag to start races, girls flash their tits.

Wow, you know "street racer" the movie I thought I watched but didn't. I figured I was bored enough to watch it today, despite the 3/10 on imdb.

Man, they weren't kidding. The only thing I can say is:

"So bad, it's BAD"

Writer and actors should be shot. Director burned alive.

lol, i had the same feeling when i watched the trailer before the release of the movie. The movie is based on Speed Racer the cartoon series. The cartoon series sucked ass and so the movie would suck ass automatically.

Reading comprehension fail, my friend.

SPEED RACER was an awesome movie. Absolute perfection.

STREET RACER, some shitty D-movie is shitty. No other words to describe it.

Sorry, my fault but you can't blame me its 4:00 am here and i am barely awake.
But still come on was Speed Racer that good?
If it was i will take your word and watch it but still i don't have high hopes for it.

and yes Reading Comprehension FAIL! by me.