I am really fed up with my lazy, sloppy, ill-mannered roommate. she eats all my food. never cleans up after her self. scares away and friends i have over. sleeps all day so she stays up wathing tv till about 4 am, there by fucking up my sleep.

so how can i put this bitch out for about a week?...i don't want to kill her, i was thinking putting some kind of bacteria in some of my food that she just cant stay away from, but i just don't know how

visine in her drinks continuously for a week

that seems to only be a myth, as i've looked into that one

push her out the window....make it look like an accident....

Have sex with her

Call her out, tell her she's a goddamn pig and needs to clean up her act.

Here's what you do..

1. Tell her you are going to visit family for a little bit one weekend.
2.say you will be gone the entire weekend
3.purchase airsoft guns and ski masks
4.spraypaint or remove orange cap on airsoft gun
5.get a friend who wants to bang her
6.give friend an airsoftgun and skimask
7.at around 1-2 am, enter your apartment/house with friend with ski-masks on..
8.point gun at her
9.rape her
10.tell her youll come back the next day and if that bullshit aint clean youll rape her again.
11.???
12. profit

Make some brownies with x-lax in them and leave them out. I think she would learn after that.