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My Name is The Lord · #1 2008-11-30, 23:07

I'm sure Meta implemented this retardation. If people will get around this, for example, typing "lol34' instead of "lol", why does this regulation still stand? This is fucking totse you aren't supposed to try and make this shit a serious forum.

Metaphysicist · #2 2008-11-30, 23:29

Ask Jeff, he's the one who did it.

Once again I get blamed for things I don't even have control over...

My Name is The Lord · #3 2008-11-30, 23:31

That's funny it wasn't even in place back in 2007, nor was it before you were throned. I think someone has some explaining to do.

And if you are getting complaints constantly perhaps you should change your childish behavior.

Metaphysicist · #4 2008-12-01, 01:30

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That's funny it wasn't even in place back in 2007, nor was it before you were throned. I think someone has some explaining to do.

And if you are getting complaints constantly perhaps you should change your childish behavior.

Well, you're wrong again moron, it's been here since the day we switched to VB.

My Name is The Lord · #5 2008-12-01, 01:32

I'm sorry, but too many posts with three characters alone exist on this version for me to accept your words as fact. Perhaps you could prove this to me somehow, kind sir?

Bckpckr · #6 2008-12-01, 02:48

"Oh boo-fucking-hoo, I can't increase my post count by typing '+1' anymore."

Shut the fuck up.

My Name is The Lord · #7 2008-12-01, 03:17

Meta I didn't mean any disrespect, I believe you.

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I am gay.

But this. This is so funny coming from you.

Bckpckr · #8 2008-12-01, 03:28

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Meta I didn't mean any disrespect, I believe you.

But this. This is so funny coming from you.

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Metaphysicist · #9 2008-12-01, 04:49

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I'm sorry, but too many posts with three characters alone exist on this version for me to accept your words as fact. Perhaps you could prove this to me somehow, kind sir?

And there continue to be, which kinda throws your theory out of the water. A few people do it because they know how to get around it.

Frankly I don't care if you believe me or not. It just makes you look that much more stupid to all those who know I am telling you the way it really is.

Mantikore · #10 2008-12-01, 07:23

I Fought The Law · #11 2008-12-01, 07:31

+1...

Mantikore · #12 2008-12-01, 09:42

-SpectraL · #13 2008-12-01, 10:51

Just a bit of loose trivia on this - there's not all that many users privy to the understanding that it was IN FACT Metaphysicist Himself who garnered, introduced, and then ruthlessly implemented the 5CHAR rule. It was also decided, by Metaphysicist (of course), that when the time came, the finger would be pointed at Jeff Hunter for this abomination of social justices and other assorted crimes against the free-thinking world. Don't let his reputable aplomb, undying tolerance or unsurpassed equanimity fool you.

Unregistered · #14 2008-12-01, 14:28

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Just a bit of loose trivia on this - there's not all that many users privy to the understanding that it was IN FACT Metaphysicist Himself who garnered, introduced, and then ruthlessly implemented the 5CHAR rule. It was also decided, by Metaphysicist (of course), that when the time came, the finger would be pointed at Jeff Hunter for this abomination of social justices and other assorted crimes against the free-thinking world. Don't let his reputable aplomb, undying tolerance or unsurpassed equanimity fool you.

That devious bastard.

-SpectraL · #15 2008-12-02, 01:11

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That devious bastard.

Oh, yes. Quite so. Also little known, is the fact that it was indeed he, no one other than Metaphysicist Himself, who deemed the 5,000 character limit quite suitable and sufficient for public consumption, and who then volleyed a successful campaign to implement it... again, deflecting the blame onto poor old Jeff Hunter. A wicked, cruel and utterly merciless dictator he is, this virtual boogeyman of would-be literary circles.

Metaphysicist · #16 2008-12-02, 02:47

You can also put the global financial crisis at my feet to I suppose...

-SpectraL · #17 2008-12-02, 03:30

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You can also put the global financial crisis at my feet to I suppose...

Maybe not that whole ball of wax, but surely you were well behind the Nicaraguan Incident, the Kennedy assassinations, Watergate, and let's not forget the Charles Manson Massacre, along with that messy Branch Davidian fiasco you meddled in. Don't worry, we're onto you... you evil interloper.

My Name is The Lord · #18 2008-12-02, 03:36

I am God.

DarthVader77 · #19 2008-12-02, 03:46

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I am God.

i am super god

vilbe · #20 2008-12-02, 03:47

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You can also put the global financial crisis at my feet to I suppose...

hey i deserve the credit for that one...

WritingANovel · #21 2008-12-02, 06:10

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Ask Jeff, he's the one who did it.

Once again I get blamed for things I don't even have control over...

hey meta

did you see my post in this thread: http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2177672, post #7?

lol lol am i cute or wut

static_void · #22 2008-12-03, 02:10

static_void · #23 2008-12-03, 02:11

Srsly though, it should be shortened to three characters, though I can't imagine that's a huge concern of Jeff's.

Numberjumbo · #24 2008-12-04, 11:25

The Methematician · #25 2008-12-04, 13:01

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Srsly though, it should be shortened to three characters, though I can't imagine that's a huge concern of Jeff's.

NO !!! I mean what meaningful reply can come from a 3lettered reply ???

I say we INCREASE them to 50 letters or more than 4 lines (whichever is less). And no repetition of any letters more than twice....which means you can't type "A" more than twice in that 50letterd post of yours, and since we have 56 characters (A-Z,a-z,0-9) readily at our disposal....I don't see how hard that could be....

Jeff, are you listening ??

-SpectraL · #26 2008-12-04, 13:05

Just to warn you all, Metaphysicist has been on the warpath when it comes to blank posts, or any special character nonsense. You're actually dropping off like flies, and not a one of you is noticing it. Posts are gone.. and so is the foo... and they all lived happily ever after.

WritingANovel · #27 2008-12-04, 16:54

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NO !!! I mean what meaningful reply can come from a 3lettered reply ???

I say we INCREASE them to 50 letters or more than 4 lines (whichever is less). And no repetition of any letters more than twice....which means you can't type "A" more than twice in that 50letterd post of yours, and since we have 56 characters (A-Z,a-z,0-9) readily at our disposal....I don't see how hard that could be....

Jeff, are you listening ??

when u troll u r supposed to be funny

hollywood undead 420 · #28 2008-12-04, 19:38

fuck i cant make it do ittttttt