just have sex with him, youre pretty hot. he doesnt need a surprise.

Okay, something weird...But I love it when my girl sits down to watch one of my lame ass movies (think zombies-martial arts-grindhouse type shit) with me, but does not try to fuck me like she normally does if a movie is boring her. But just....watches...the whole fucking movie.

That's sssseeeeexy. Do it, you look like the type of chick who would be all *high pitched voice* "This is boooooring, I want to watch Bridget Jones Diary!"

Do this, but throw in a fat juicy steak, a massage, nice lingerie, some alcohol, scented body oils leading up to freaky-deaky sex then when you both come, let him just roll over and fall asleep..

Meh, what about anal?
He's into it? Do I put out?

Plus; Thanks.

a sexy, lingerie filled, fantasy that will be good for a surprise. or you could jump out a cake or present wearing nothing. scratch that, just give him the best sex he ever had.

LOL
HOLY SHIT
I LOL'D SO GODDAMN HARD.

He does love his Zombie movies though.

Meh, what about anal?
He's into it? Do I put out?

Plus; Thanks.

have you done anal at all before or would this be your first time?

Meh, what about anal?
He's into it? Do I put out?

Plus; Thanks.

uhmmm...maybe if you REAAALLLLYYY want to.

have you done anal at all before or would this be your first time?

Hardcore full-on anal?
Nah.

Tbh, it's goddamn painful, but I'd be willing to do it, or just pop some opium before we do.

Sup @ That, sounds good.
I already have a slutty schoolgirl outfit, could that pass?

dunno, i'd have to see pics to judge.

Hardcore full-on anal?
Nah.

Tbh, it's goddamn painful, but I'd be willing to do it, or just pop some opium before we do.

well if its painfull then no dont do it. find something you both enjoy, or at least something that isnt painfull to you.....

well if its painfull then no dont do it. find something you both enjoy, or at least something that isnt painfull to you.....

Haha, are you suggesting I just bite his nuts off? Pain-free for me, and a hell of a surprise.

dunno, i'd have to see pics to judge.

Stfu or I'll shit on your face.

Haha, are you suggesting I just bite his nuts off? Pain-free for me, and a hell of a surprise.

this. ehl oh ehl

Stfu or I'll shit on your face.

he might be into that stuff.......

this. ehl oh ehl

I take it you're a girl; You've never had the urge to bite? Hhahaha.

Stfu or I'll shit on your face.

bahahahaha. i like your style.

the school girl thing has ALWAYS done it for me, but believe me that if he doesn't like french maid outfits, that's ONLY because no one's ever worn one for him. i recommend it.

TR_LL

"Do you want to buy a vowel or will you take a guess?"

...Fagg_t

Is the same wovel missing in both words?

I take it you're a girl; You've never had the urge to bite? Hhahaha.

yes, and i have.
but girl to girl....anal = pain = a definite NO.
personally i don't like.

...Fagg_t

Is the same wovel missing in both words?

i'm not sure what a wovel is so i couldn't tell you whether or not it's missing.

bahahahaha. i like your style.

the school girl thing has ALWAYS done it for me, but believe me that if he doesn't like french maid outfits, that's ONLY because no one's ever worn one for him. i recommend it.

Hah, well ebay rarely delivers to Iceland,so that's why I'm pretty fucked.

...Fagg_t

Is the same wovel missing in both words?

Eye br_ws

Are there some missing on your face?

Eye br_ws

Are there some missing on your face?

Not anym_re

yes, and i have.
but girl to girl....anal = pain = a definite NO.
personally i don't like.

You've done it?

Not anym_re

N_t anym_re*

And if you say so.

N_t anym_re*

And if you say so.

I left the O in not on purpose, I figured it would've been too much for you to comprehend at once.

let him throat fuck you and nut on your face.

I left the O in not on purpose, I figured it would've been too much for you to comprehend at once.

You're totally right.

Give him a blowjob, then shove a finger up his ass. He'll be surprised. But even more surprised when the ecstasy you just shoved up his ass starts to kick in.

You've done it?

close, and then two seconds in i said forget it.
don't. im telling you *points finger*
lol

You're totally right.

Give him a blowjob, then shove a finger up his ass. He'll be surprised. But even more surprised when the ecstasy you just shoved up his ass starts to kick in.

Lol, we're getting close to a result.

Give him a blowjob, then shove a finger up his ass. He'll be surprised. But even more surprised when the ecstasy you just shoved up his ass starts to kick in.

that would be heaven..

close, and then two seconds in i said forget it.
don't. im telling you *points finger*
lol

Haha, I was close to it in a pool once, man after a split second I was close to elbowing him in the face.

murder/suicide? huff raid/drink bleach?

erm. threesome?

TR_LL

Seconded

EDIT: Nevermind im not even going to start.. lol

Lol, we're getting close to a result.

Maybe a Rusty Trombone?

That could work, the three some that is.

You're totally right.

Give him a blowjob, then shove a finger up his ass. He'll be surprised. But even more surprised when the ecstasy you just shoved up his ass starts to kick in.

arquin you crack me up on a regular basis.

Sry, not I'm here for that at this time.

Haha, I was close to it in a pool once, man after a split second I was close to elbowing him in the face.

see not worth it. especially if you want to have endless fun when he comes. and once anal starts that is when the fun ends. lol

Maybe a Rusty Trombone?

You never go ass to mouth. Haven't you heard?

Does your boyfriend know your a Totsean?

You never go ass to mouth. Haven't you heard?

Sometimes in the heat of the moment it's okay to go ass to mouth.

He is one too.

Sometimes in the heat of the moment it's okay to go ass to mouth.

I couldn't bring myself to do that for all the money in the world.

He is one too.

Well... then if he reads this then your shitty little surprise whatever it may be will be ruined...

Well... then if he reads this then your shitty little surprise whatever it may be will be ruined...

Psh, nah.
I'm here to get ideas, and I'll process them later on.

Plus, he isn't the kind of person that checks what I've written.

talk to him in french. just a few sexy words. right before. when you climax, and right afterwards

Oh...wow...


...hmm...that would be incredibly hot.

*secretly has an infatuation with French*

*writes that down*

Lol, if a bitch just randomly spoke french while we were fucking.. i would think somethigns wrong with her...

Agreed tbh.

how do you feel about skull fucking?

For real? French accent and what ever part of England Kate Nash's accent is from = instaorgasm.

"D'you wan' me to give ya a handy?" Speak like that to him, like a dirty chav <3

Foreplay.

Srs business, could be done.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
=Would you like to sleep with me tonight?

go for it.

_ _ _ _ _

Topic: What the OP is.

You can either name a letter, or have a go at the whole word.

TR_LL

"Do you want to buy a vowel or will you take a guess?"

Sorry man. Great minds think alike?

This isn't hangman.


Plus, I'm discussing real shit here so stfu >=[

text him two words - 'no panties'
repeatedly

Sorry man. Great minds think alike?

Actually, I did it on purpose.

For real? French accent and what ever part of England Kate Nash's accent is from = instaorgasm.

"D'you wan' me to give ya a handy?" Speak like that to him, like a dirty chav <3

Lol, alright well to me English is alot Hotter than french... Just because Kate Beckinsale is my Goddess :D

Lol, alright well to me English is alot Hotter than french...

how do you say irony in french?

Lol, alright well to me English is alot Hotter than french... Just because Kate Beckinsale is my Goddess :D

She is goddamn hot.

She is goddamn hot.

wait hold tight, your from iceland?

icelandic accent is well hot.

wait hold tight, your from iceland?

icelandic accent is well hot.

Lol, I have no accent, anymore.
Unless I'm speaking Icelandic, of course.

have you decided what you are going to do or what.

Blowjob in an airport + dressing up, is what I'm leaning towards.

you should learn a sexy song on guitar, and play it naked. lol

This is what you do:

1). Get a job as a stewardess.
2). Get put on his flight.
3). ???
4). Profit!

this is what you do:

1). Get a job as a stewardess.
2). Get put on his flight.
3). ???
4). Profit!

it's my flight man.

Flawed plan.

Tell him you were once a man.

I almost spit my sandwich on the monitor. Thanks!

I suggest you buy anal beads and lube. Give him dome (head). Insert them into his ass, and right when he´s about to come pull them out.

or just molotov everything.

considering you and your BF have a long distance relationship he prolly cheating on you....

Then obviously it isn't what I was fishing for.

But, off topic spreading AIDS would be grand pwnage on someone you hate.

Self-pwnage as well, though.

AIDS spreadage is very inefficient, vaginal sex is had only a 1 in 2000 aids transfer chance. Butsecks ftw.

Just going along with the French thing, some phrases I've used, and with positive response, are, "Oh [name], tu fait me tres mouille," "ton coq est si grand! Je le veux dans moi," and "J'ai besoin de goûter ton chargement dans ma bouche*" I get nervous and self-conscious talking really explicitly in English, but it's so much easier in French, especially since it sounds so sultry and not coarse. It helps if he understands the basics of what you're saying, though.

*can be substituted with "sur ma seins," or "sur ma visage."

TALK IN FRENCH
i am telling you

just go along with the skull fuck then facial.

You never go ass to mouth. Haven't you heard?

That's not ass to mouth, that's mouth to ass.

I'll buy a W, please.

I'll buy a W, please.

You can only buy vowels goddamnit!!!

You can only buy vowels goddamnit!!!

Oh. :(

I'll buy an O and an E then, please. :o

Oh. :(

I'll buy an E then, please. :o

*Cops bust into thread*

A midget in your pants.
It always gets me.

You should record it and post it on here, wonder how it actually sounds.

You should record it and post it on here, wonder how it actually sounds.

I second this motion. Silverfuck, would you?

So
1. I whip out a tape recorder in the middle of sex
2. Tape the whole goddamn thing.
3. Just use sound record and record it right now.

3. Just use sound record and record it right now.

This.

We were addressing Silverfuck, but do it anyway.

You can use http://vocaroo.com/ or something similar, although the quality won't be as good.

This.

We were addressing Silverfuck, but do it anyway.

You can use http://vocaroo.com/ or something similar, although the quality won't be as good.

Man that'd be awkward since my brother is around.
Plus, my french is pretty half assed.

What was I supposed to say again?

Holy shit, this!

Holy shit, this!

I already put up with crap movies, nothing out of the ordinary.

Man that'd be awkward since my brother is around.
Plus, my french is pretty half assed.

What was I supposed to say again?

Just say "Hi Totse this is BigFatHarlot" to prove you're actually female, for starters.

Just say "Hi Totse this is BigFatHarlot" to prove you're actually female, for starters.

Lol, Alright.
I have no idea how to pronounce the word totse to be honest.

Tawtsee?
Towtsee?

Anal. Dunno if you've gone down that road yet, but if you haven't, it's probably like the greatest gift you can give to a man.

If you have gone down that road, even better cause it won't hurt as much.

If your an anal virgin, get drunk before or something; won't hurt, plus I dunno about your boyfriend but doing a drunk girl in the butt is one of the happiest memories of my life.

Lol, Alright.
I have no idea how to pronounce the word totse to be honest.

Tawtsee?
Towtsee?

Tote-suh

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vAG3tYBbj0c8vMU9m

Tote-suh

Meh, I gave up on that part.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vAG3tYBbj0c8vMU9m

Cool. Wanna be in the Totse Calendar '09?

Cool. Wanna be in the Totse Calendar '09?

Hahaha, sure?
What the hell is that?

Long-distance? Get the fuck out and take you're shitty emotional baggage with you. You idiot woman.

Hahaha, sure?
What the hell is that?

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2165673

Basically, you pick a month, take a sexy photo of yourself, and send it in to agent008t@gmail.com. I then take the best photos for each month, and make it into a Totse Calendar.

Jeff Hunter acknowledged this calendar (see the end of the thread), so it's gonna be pretty cool.

Long-distance? Get the fuck out and take you're shitty emotional baggage with you. You idiot woman.

Emotional baggage? I don't see an indicator of me having any.
Hush down you little shit.

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2165673

Basically, you pick a month, take a sexy photo of yourself, and send it in to agent008t@gmail.com. I then take the best photos for each month, and make it into a Totse Calendar.

Jeff Hunter acknowledged this calendar (see the end of the thread), so it's gonna be pretty cool.

Meh, I'm not looking for any popularity, plus I doubt I'm able to take a sexy photo on my own.

Plus, may I see the 2008 calendar?

SRS response: If you don't already deep throat, just tease him a bit when you're sucking him off, then just look up at him and go all out. Literally shove that shit down your throat. Make sure you keep looking up at him at times. Even play it up a little bit with moans and shit. That is just amazing if you aren't one to do that on a regular basis.

Totse response: Let him put it in your butt.

Well, that's pretty good advice, but I deepthroat regularly.

Well, that's pretty good advice, but I deepthroat regularly.

Well, then just take him out and fuck him in some random place where you might get caught. Adrenaline rush FTW!

Well, then just take him out and fuck him in some random place where you might get caught. Adrenaline rush FTW!

Lol, sounds intriguing

You're totally right.

Give him a blowjob, then shove a finger up his ass. He'll be surprised. But even more surprised when the ecstasy you just shoved up his ass starts to kick in.

I lol'ed.

fuck. that.

order a french maid outfit off ebay for cheap. he'll love you forever.

I

hate

cliches

so

fucking

much

...Fagg_t

Is the same wovel missing in both words?

LAWL LAWL LAwL..

N_t anym_re*

And if you say so.

surely u meant" and if you say s_"?

You're totally right.

Give him a blowjob, then shove a finger up his ass. He'll be surprised. But even more surprised when the ecstasy you just shoved up his ass starts to kick in.

ecstasy is absorbed anally?

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
=Would you like to sleep with me tonight?

go for it.

he met marmalade down in old moulin rouge, strutting her stuff on the street..

He is one too.

lol i call bullshit

who is he?

The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Lets get some more wannabes
And hey hey, do that brand new thing

then he will go to a store to buy a pair then text you back " bitch now you owe me 5 bucks"

its a surprise for sure but it wouldn't be pleasant though, unless...

hmm just WHAT EXACTLY, are you implying here?

LAWL@"spreadage"

absorbed into my vocab

uhm

i fail to see how bringing a French-English dictionary to bed could be sexy in any way...but you must speak very good French though i bet

I'll buy a W, please.

I'll buy a "W", then an "H", then an "O", then an "R", then an "E"

do u got any

Man that'd be awkward since my brother is around.
Plus, my french is pretty half assed.

What was I supposed to say again?

lolwut

I'll buy a "W", then an "H", then an "O", then an "R", then an "E"

do u got any

You can't buy fucking consonants dumbshit.

Well, then just take him out and fuck him in some random place where you might get caught. Adrenaline rush FTW!

so, sex in a public place huh

that is like, so NOT cliched

You can't buy fucking consonants dumbshit.

hehe it's just as well that i quoted and insulted you

now we are even

this is called pre-emptive avenging

so, sex in a public place huh

that is like, so NOT cliched

She was asking for ideas.... I don't remember her saying 'OMG NO CLICHES PLOX'

Just because you don't like them, doesn't mean someone else wont too...

hehe it's just as well that i quoted and insulted you

now we are even

this is called pre-emptive avenging

You haven't insulted me. I said 'in a place where you might get caught'. That doesn't mean it has to be public. There are plenty of places that aren't public, that you could get caught having sex at.

And we are not even.

EDIT: I can double post too!

She was asking for ideas.... I don't remember her saying 'OMG NO CLICHES PLOX'

Just because you don't like them, doesn't mean someone else wont too...

either...

You haven't insulted me. I said 'in a place where you might get caught'. That doesn't mean it has to be public. There are plenty of places that aren't public, that you could get caught having sex at.

And we are not even.

EDIT: I can double post too!

lolwut! r u mad at me

i'm not sure what a wovel is so i couldn't tell you whether or not it's missing.

wov⋅el
–noun

a. A furry woodland creature. The wovel is a clean creature, spending much of its time grooming itself. The wovel's paws are webbed in order to allow maximum gliding ability. The wovel resides in dams built of feces and tree bark. The wovel can be a ferocious creature. There were a recorded 24.5 deaths last year attributed to attacks by the wovel. Its claws are razor sharp, making them ideal for opening boxes. The wovel is currently on the endangered species list due to excessive hunting by FedEx employees.

It is possible to domesticate the wovel. Wovels make very good house pets, only occasionally urinating on their owners' faces during sleep. All in all, the wovel is a fascinating creature.




You should hide one of those devices that help you find lost keys in his coat. When in the airport, set off the beeping with your remote and yell, "He has a bomb!"

Surprise honey!

Lives in shit and pisses on faces. Just the kind of pet I want.

What the fuck?????
WAN posted 11 times in a row on this page. 11!
That's blatant defacement of totse.

edit: plus she posted twice on the last page. That makes 13 posts in a row. Seriously, WAN, stop.

Why is posting 13 posts in a row defacement? Show your reasoning.

ecstasy is absorbed anally?

Nearly everything is.

Give him your ass.

You should record it and post it on here, wonder how it actually sounds.

For education's sake I will try my best. But I promise you it will sound tacky and corny and gay because it's fake. Actually, it sounds rather like a poorly acted porno script :(. I promise it's much more alluring with more moaning/deep breathing and other such in-the-mood sounds that I just cannot work up while sitting on a tiny stool in front of my lap top. Don't laugh: http://www.zshare.net/audio/52131705bbfc29e2/

You should hide one of those devices that help you find lost keys in his coat. When in the airport, set off the beeping with your remote and yell, "He has a bomb!"

Surprise honey!

either that or plant a kilo of smack on him.

For education's sake I will try my best. But I promise you it will sound tacky and corny and gay because it's fake. Actually, it sounds rather like a poorly acted porno script :(. I promise it's much more alluring with more moaning/deep breathing and other such in-the-mood sounds that I just cannot work up while sitting on a tiny stool in front of my lap top. Don't laugh: http://www.zshare.net/audio/52131705bbfc29e2/

Made my day.

For education's sake I will try my best. But I promise you it will sound tacky and corny and gay because it's fake. Actually, it sounds rather like a poorly acted porno script :(. I promise it's much more alluring with more moaning/deep breathing and other such in-the-mood sounds that I just cannot work up while sitting on a tiny stool in front of my lap top. Don't laugh: http://www.zshare.net/audio/52131705bbfc29e2/

I came.

But I promise you it will sound tacky and corny and gay because it's fake.

Actually, it was pretty fucking hot.

Actually, it was pretty fucking hot.

this.

For education's sake I will try my best. But I promise you it will sound tacky and corny and gay because it's fake. Actually, it sounds rather like a poorly acted porno script :(. I promise it's much more alluring with more moaning/deep breathing and other such in-the-mood sounds that I just cannot work up while sitting on a tiny stool in front of my lap top. Don't laugh: http://www.zshare.net/audio/52131705bbfc29e2/

wtf? wtf? wtf? WTF?

You talk like French is your fucking first language?!?!?!?! what the fuckity fuck?

wtf? wtf? wtf? WTF?

You talk like French is your fucking first language?!?!?!?! what the fuckity fuck?

Shut up, gook.

For education's sake I will try my best. But I promise you it will sound tacky and corny and gay because it's fake. Actually, it sounds rather like a poorly acted porno script :(. I promise it's much more alluring with more moaning/deep breathing and other such in-the-mood sounds that I just cannot work up while sitting on a tiny stool in front of my lap top. Don't laugh: http://www.zshare.net/audio/52131705bbfc29e2/

you have guts! lol. AND THIS WAS ORIGINALLY COINED BY ME.
it twas my idea, and you performed it fantastically, thank you for proving that it would TOTALLY be hott in bed.

and you performed it fantastically.

...and just one more reason on the list why I will visit French Canada.

Unrelated: want $40? Help a brother out (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?p=10752498#post10752498)

For education's sake I will try my best. But I promise you it will sound tacky and corny and gay because it's fake. Actually, it sounds rather like a poorly acted porno script :(. I promise it's much more alluring with more moaning/deep breathing and other such in-the-mood sounds that I just cannot work up while sitting on a tiny stool in front of my lap top. Don't laugh: http://www.zshare.net/audio/52131705bbfc29e2/

Nice job girl, never would've had the guts to do that.

Shut up, gook.

shhh i was trying pay the pretty girl a compliment

shhh i was trying pay the pretty girl a compliment

and I was trying to tell you to shut up, gook.

and I was trying to tell you to shut up, gook.

That's not a nice thing to say to someone who just got hit by a truck two days ago, and not just any truck, it was the kind that carries livestock, and yes you guessed it, it overturned and fell on me, cows, deers and chickens and all, along with their feces. Some of it went into my ears while some went into my mouth. So I guess what you can say is that I was full of shit.

Surprise him by reading a few books so your dumb, ignorant, frat girl personality is no more.

Haircut/stop bleaching your hair.

Give him a kitten.

Shit, man I should totally do that.

You sure told me you cock monger.

Shit, man I should totally do that.

You sure told me you cock monger.

I hope so. You're boyfriend obviously isn't teaching you the basics of being a woman.

I hope so. You're boyfriend obviously isn't teaching you the basics of being a woman.

"You're" boyfriend? Hah.

-Anyway, nor is it his place to "teach me the basics of being a woman".

"You're" boyfriend? Hah.

-Anyway, nor is it his place to "teach me the basics of being a woman".

Yeah it is. He is obviously doing a shit job because you are currently on the computer. Why are you not either Cooking, cleaning, making him happy or locked in a cupboard waiting for one of these jobs to arise?

Yeah it is. He is obviously doing a shit job because you are currently on the computer. Why are you not either Cooking, cleaning, making him happy or locked in a cupboard waiting for one of these jobs to arise?

My kitchen exploded.

Plus, I did all that before lunch.

My kitchen exploded.

Plus, I did all that before lunch.

Fuck you. Also you're in Icleand right? Where the fucks my money then. I'm glad we used anti-terroism laws on you and you're pig race. Gtfo the internets and go do some shit that invloves cleaning.

Wow this girl knows her shit. I'd fancy a try at that.... except keeping her in the kitchen as it explodes next time.

Fuck you. Also you're in Icleand right? Where the fucks my money then. I'm glad we used anti-terroism laws on you and you're pig race. Gtfo the internets and go do some shit that invloves cleaning.

Iceland isn't a race you ignorant fuck.


Plus, learn the difference between "you're" and "your"

QQ
QQ
QQ

Iceland isn't a race you ignorant fuck.


Plus, learn the difference between "you're" and "your"

QQ
QQ
QQ

Ok then. You fucking viking fucks. You've never changed always stealing peoples money. Can't wait till we finally invade you're piece of shit country and shove giant British cocks all up its arse. Fuck you.

Ok then. You fucking viking fucks. You've never changed always stealing peoples money. Can't wait till we finally invade you're piece of shit country and shove giant British cocks all up its arse. Fuck you.

Sux 4 you that you lost your money, not that I care anway.

Sux 4 you that you lost your money, not that I care anway.

Lol our money was insured. However the money you had in our banks, which we have now siezed, you will never see again. Fuck you viking bitch and you're whole shit country.

Whoa whoa whoa, by all mean insult each other not your countries. Like anyone has control over their own government these days.

Lol our money was insured. However the money you had in our banks, which we have now siezed, you will never see again. Fuck you viking bitch and you're whole shit country.

First of all, my family isn't suffering, so I don't really care.

Second, why are you using punctuation when you can't even use proper grammar?

Third, I don't give a shit.

Fourth, Cry more you shit nugget.

First of all, my family isn't suffering, so I don't really care.

Second, why are you using punctuation when you can't even use proper grammar?

Third, I don't give a shit.

Fourth, Cry more you shit nugget.

Me fwom icelaaaand me no talk proper. Me get hump on by big ginger ogre men my baby maker alway very saw and have illness.

Me fwom icelaaaand me no talk proper. Me get hump on by big ginger ogre men my baby maker alway very saw and have illness.

Again,showing your ignorance. Will it ever stop?

Again,showing your ignorance. Will it ever stop?

Sorry I can't hear you beacause of all this Icelandic ice money i've got jangling around.

Ok then. You fucking viking fucks. You've never changed always stealing peoples money. Can't wait till we finally invade you're piece of shit country and shove giant British cocks all up its arse. Fuck you.

you and your delusions

lol just kidding

it was actually quite funny, "shove giant British cocks all up its arse"

Sorry I can't hear you beacause of all this Icelandic ice money i've got jangling around.

I'm pretty sure earlier you said "where the fucks my money".
There, you have your money back.



Holy shit, you are the dumbest faggot I've encountered on the internet, ever.

Now stop bitching cause you're broke.

First of all, my family isn't suffering, so I don't really care.

Second, why are you using punctuation when you can't even use proper grammar?

Third, I don't give a shit.

Fourth, Cry more you shit nugget.

LAWL LAWL LAWL

stealed

I'm pretty sure earlier you said "where the fucks my money".

Holy shit, you are the dumbest faggot I've encountered on the internet, ever.

Yeah I still want my money back. You took peoples donations to their councils, how could you sick people take peoples heartfelt donations like that?

I didn't say anything about you're money though. Im fucking keeping it. I might just go take a shit, wipe my arse with you're shit fucking currency,because thats how fucking worthless it is, and go to bed with a pillow stuffed full of apology notes from Iceland begging for mercy.

Yeah I still want my money back. You took peoples donations to their councils, how could you sick people take peoples heartfelt donations like that?

I didn't say anything about you're money though. Im fucking keeping it. I might just go take a shit, wipe my arse with you're shit fucking currency,because thats how fucking worthless it is, and go to bed with a pillow stuffed full of apology notes from Iceland begging for mercy.

I still don't care...

Obviously the Icelandic public didn't take the donations, and I certainly didn't.

So,hush up and man up.

I still don't care...

Obviously the Icelandic public didn't take the donations, and I certainly didn't.

So,hush up and man up.

Yeah, yeah stop with you're fucking excuses and give us the fucking money back. Wanka.

Yeah, yeah stop with you're fucking excuses and give us the fucking money back. Wanka.

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You're not going to find any money on totse you faggot.


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You're not going to find any money on totse you faggot.


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Heh, stop flaming each other people.

What's QQ?

Heh, stop flaming each other people.

What's QQ?

As put by urban dictionary :
Literally, QQ is a set of crying eyes. However, given its usual context in online games, it is usually assumed to mean "Cry more noob."

To cry or complain about something excessively.
Can also be used as a response to someone complaining or whining to indicate that they are crying.

Originated on internet games as a crying face. Q_Q
It has now moved to become a popular expression for someone crying or complaining allot.

A.k.a CRY MORE.

Put a red trumpet in the bathroom, in the corner so it rests partly against the edge of the tub and partly against the wall. It has to be red.

why dont u get a plastic surgeon to put two more boobs on you it will be a surprise and boobs are always pleasant

Maybe one more, 'cos it would sit nicely between the existing two. But FOUR boobs? THIS IS MADNESS!

give em some!:D

give em some!:D

In the shower!

I agree mmm the shower so sexy!

I know it is, Fingerlickinggood!

Showering together is great ;)

BigFatHarlot what are you going to do?

But hardly surprise worthy. Should be done several times a week.

That nitronik dude's a fag.

frankly if you want to surprise em trash the house and make it look a mess like someone broke in leave the door a crack open then when he finds it call his name like your scared then make up some bs story of what happened then be all romantic like never leave me and make out with em and bang em there the aderline rush will make it loads better or you could dress up as a foot ball in a bagg jersey with panties and when he comes in the door bend over and look em in the eye and say wanna play some 2 touch football or w/e XD

Yeah, yeah stop with you're fucking excuses and give us the fucking money back. Wanka.

Wow you got rolled pretty bad by the OP.

Super woman

or you could dress up as a foot ball


What?? Ahahaha

What in the name of hell? Haha, no way.

What in the name of hell? Haha, no way.

No, that was some good advice right there, I think you should do it.

http://www.shippony.com/coolestkid/costumes/child-costume-02.jpg

no, that was some good advice right there, i think you should do it.

http://www.shippony.com/coolestkid/costumes/child-costume-02.jpg

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not even going to ask where the hell you found that shit.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not even going to ask where the hell you found that shit.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the kind of stuff you have to deal with when making a Totse Calendar.

That's the kind of stuff you have to deal with when making a Totse Calendar.

Rofl.
Little girls dressed up as a soccerball?

Rofl.
Little girls dressed up as a soccerball?

You wouldn't even believe me if I told you. :D

By the way, changed your mind yet?

You wouldn't even believe me if I told you. :D

By the way, changed your mind yet?

Nah man, I doubt I'm up for it. Plus I'm in shit shape.;

Nah man, I doubt I'm up for it. Plus I'm in shit shape.;

So you really are big and fat then? Normally usernames don't describe the users.